Mrs. RYANNNN, I thought I would sprinkle some of my angelic love to you via this card. I'm so glad you sent me that photo of you all dressed up in your most beautiful of outfits. That green and blue are stunning along with your fake jewels and matching shoes and handbag - now that's what I call styling. Oh, love those green socks too. Is it my imagination, or are those horns coming out of your head above that lovely blue hair?????
Oh, this is my "real" avatar photo - the angel, of course. See how sweet and full of LOVE I am. And my bling is the "real deal"!!!
Hope this brightens your day and improves that attitude of yours. Sticking out one's tongue is not very becoming my Queen!!
I figured I may as well have some fun harassing you since I haven't been sleeping safe and sound worrying about what you might do to me. This is how I fill my hours of worry!!! It'll be in the mail to you soon so you can adore ME every day!!
Lots of love Mrs. Ryannnnnnn and let me know when Anne is back in control because she's a lot nicer!
Just having some fun - to fill my end of summer blues!!
Thanks for looking and don't hold this against me. I've been drawn into this madness out of no fault of my own. Give a reply and send MRS. RYANNNN some LOVE. She sure looks like she needs it!
Date: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 GMT Views: 1051
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Additional Info
Stamps: If The Halo Fits (SU), Anne Ryan Photo
Paper: Patterned Paper, Pink, White and Blue Card Stock
Ink: Black Stazon
Accessories: Rhinestones, (Real Diamonds on the Angel - LOL), Markers, Stickles, Ribbon, Dimensionals, Crystal Effects
Registered: January 21, 2007 Location: New York Posts: 54876
Wed, Aug 26, 2009 @ 5:17 PM
I knew right away that this must be Anne...boy has she changed from being in the pen. I guess she will have to get her people to doll her self up again...sorry Anne I cannot take you shopping, I have soo much going on right now. I hate to say it, but she looks like the bag lady. I knew right away that you were that sweet darling angel... Great card Pam!
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Registered: June 14, 2008 Location: Canberra, Australia Posts: 6675
Wed, Aug 26, 2009 @ 5:18 PM
HOw funny you are Pam - Anne will love this, apart from the angle I thought it was one of her cards - it seems you have 'found your own level' with beautiful cards I mean!! You know this fits the CCEE Challenge which just needs a 'grandma' type person on the card - there is a link on the sidebar of my Blog if you can't find it!! I love your card - your images and the sentiment are perfect together! You have mastered the humorous card Pam - well done! Thanks for sharing!! {{{hugs}}}
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Registered: January 19, 2007 Location: North Dakota Posts: 7721
Wed, Aug 26, 2009 @ 6:07 PM
LOL! That is quite the lady....lovin' those jewels! I am guessing she would be quite the sassy Grandma and probably smack the kiddos with that purse! ;o)
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Registered: February 12, 2007 Location: Aurora, Colorado Posts: 13642
Wed, Aug 26, 2009 @ 6:07 PM
whew!!! thanks for taking some of the heat off me!!! This is sweet and adorable of the both of you. I see our sweet Annie Jo is up to her ornery self sticking her tongue out at an angel!!! Very cute card, Pam. Thanks for letting me know about this card so I could leave some love!!!!
hugs to both of you,
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Registered: May 31, 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 14509
Wed, Aug 26, 2009 @ 6:14 PM
Oh, Pammy! You are such the little rabble-rouser, you are! I knew you were an angel, but look at all the love you are showering on our dear Ms. Anne of Ryan ... Queen of Networking and Sweetness. Only she's not looking quite so sweet today. Is it because you've had nuclear ships lurking near her home only a short few weeks ago and endlessly taunt her with your sly sense of humor? Or has she just lost her marbles like you have?!!!
Darling creation, my friend! Anne's blonde makeover seems to have turned blue!
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Wed, Aug 26, 2009 @ 6:19 PM
OHhhh Misss Ryannnne!! It does not appear that the stomach staple is working!! You are looking - may I say- ever so politely - you are looking just a little portly in this picture of you! I'm sure that Pam photo shopped the heck out of the photo to make you look you slimmest, your lovelist........... but I fear that that there comes a point where even the best photoshopping cannot make a person look good.
Maybe talking with Elizabeth Taylor might do you some good?? She too is an aging dowager with weight problems, addiction problems etc etc - and maybe she could give you some hints as how to put your best self forward. I think she uses lowered lighting, for starters.........
Horns growing out of your head??? Now,that's a new one to me. I know Pam has mentioned that she has trouble with chin hairs herself, and I imagine this is an issue with you too , Miss Ryannne. I am unable to advise either of you in this area as I am but a young lady full of the bloom of youth and promise and know nothing about such atrocities as sagging chins, chin hairs, overweight, - you know what I mean.
Now, really Pam, I just don't think that Anne was sticking her tongue out at anyone - she's far too classy for that. I think she may have found a bit of her lunch of her chin, and was just cleaning up! These things happen as one ages............. not that I'd know.........
Those are nice sensible shoes, Anne Ryan - no more Jimmy Chou's - now its some nice old lady tie up shoes - you don't want to stumble with that osteoporios of yours, do you? And while I ask about that - how are the roots of your teeth? LOL!!!!!
Great photos - from one old lady to another!!! I know nothing about such things........... Just ask nice Benzi!!!;) Love ya all!!!!!
Always great to see SCS'er getting together - glad that two of you enjoyed your meetup!!! What's the Pam - you're hooked up to a fake flying contraption in your angel suit, kind of like at a kids play? Did they find one that would raise your weight into the air.......?? I tell you - the stuff one see's on SCS never ceases to amaze me!!
Registered: April 3, 2007 Location: In a state of oblivion.... Posts: 14120
Wed, Aug 26, 2009 @ 6:23 PM
Oh me! Oh my! The puppy fur is gonna fly!
I can only comment on what I see in the 'photo':
1) Pam has found her marbles again although they are scattered about everywhere.
2) Pam stages her cards beautifully.
3) Pam has truly wonderful cardmaking skills.
4) Pam has no fear.
5) Anne's staples have obviously been removed and everything has settled back into place.
6) Anne no longer gets to eat outside on the deck at the clinic and listen to her windchimes (this is observed by her pasty white skin).
7) Anne is no longer blonde, brunette nor strawberry blonde.
Anne's puppy has run off to avoid experiencing any more scary chokeholds.
9) Anne would be a good candidate for 'What Not to Wear'.
10) SCS has many stampers who can boast of a wacky sense of humour in addition to their wonderful crafting skills. What a fun place to 'meet' other extra-ordinary stampers! (OK, this I figured out from hanging around in the galleries...)
Thanks for sharing Pam! Hope Anne (aka Mrs. Ryannnnn) enjoys it.
Better WYB!
Oh, love the layout, great ribbon, nice bling...
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Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Wed, Aug 26, 2009 @ 6:25 PM
OMG Debzi, I cracked up when I read your comments - you are the FUNNIEST EVER!!!! I am not even close to your league, not that I would want to be of course!!! LOL!!! It must be hard for you to be SO YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL and have NO FLAWS!!! And as for a flying contraption that would hold my weight, I am as light as a feather because I'm ANGELIC - something YOU would know nothing about!!!
You NEVER cease to amaze me girl. I feel a Debzi card coming your way soon!!!!
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Pam dahling;
You are either brave or dumber than a sack of hammers! Picking on poor Anne again!
Think of me as Switzerland..NUETRAL!
However I do supply refuge if required!
Anne has been refered to as.....
Fat
Redneck hillbilly
BFC Resident
Hoity Toidy
Ready for the Wrinkle Ranch
Horny (the devil kind)
Gangster
And many more!
Now this is breakin' my heart for Anne who spreads the love everywhere. Shame, Shame Shame on you! I'd stick my tongue out at that too!
Great card ! At least you gave her some bling~even if it is faux~Well done~LOL