Well according to Dog the Bounty Hunter who moonlights helping me find the dish on our sweet Annie Jo, she is experimenting with hair color!!! This is a picture he wired me on my Teapot adventure recently. He said she is a strawberry blond!!! According to the report, he took this picture while she was chasing down her dog which no longer recognized her!! You can see the frightful look on his poor face. He could also hear her mumbling....what was I thinking. I also noticed her signature black high top tennis shoes. She has blue eye shadow but I am unable to see for sure if she is wearing red lipstick. She had mentioned to me awhile ago she needed a big change....I said she could start making kind, loving comments on my cards. She said..no way you ole bag!!! Even though, I am not sure Dog the Bounty hunter gives the correct information all of the time since he is working for both of us, he seems to stay with the one that can offer him the most. With this picture in mind, I have way more to offer him!!! So I can only assume this is the new Anne Ryan!!! Spread the word. Send her cards to cheer her up!!! Thank you for you help!! On second thought, I may need the cheering up if she sees this card. My goose will be cooked for sure!!!
I tried to take this picture on my tree but I didn't want her to recognize it and it is so windy it kept blowing onto the ground!!!
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Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61618
Tue, Aug 18, 2009 @ 10:23 AM
Thank heavens, I'm very well connected on this site, so I just received a tip off that something like this was in the gallery.
Whatever you want to go and do Sput is perfectly fine with me. Far be it from me to interfer with creativity, or a spin off of some kind of creativity.
FYI, I told you something in strict confidence and look what you've gone and done to me with this! I know you must have laughed your @(^$#@ off when you finished it and sat back to admire your fabulous sense of humor. Always remember though, what's humorous to you may not be so humorous to others, you ole bag. Have you nothing better to do that make up stories and create old lady images? I think you need either a job or a man. Maybe you need both!
I'm suspect that you could even come close to hiring Dog the Bounty Hunter, him being a multimillion dollar conglomerate on Fox TV. It's a crying shame, sput, to get old like you. Ooooh, please may that never happen to me!
BTW, I told you I'm jetting over to Roseville, CA this afternoon actually to have my California hairdresser take care of this mess made in NC. I'm meeting with buyers tomorrow at 9 am sharp and refuse to be seen in such a condition. I really look like a strawberry fruit ... emphasis on the fruit word. Very funny card. Too bad my dog is a 100# golden retriever named Murph O. Ryan. He would only laugh at that tiny weiner whatever you've pictured here. You might have made your photograph somewhat more lifelike if you had placed a baseball cap on backwards on her 1950's beehive do. I have to wear baseball caps all the time so no one recognizes me. Get a grip girl and get in the game. Cease and desist these senile rantings and photos you're plastering all over the place.
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Registered: February 12, 2007 Location: Aurora, Colorado Posts: 13656
Tue, Aug 18, 2009 @ 10:32 AM
Well that definitely solves the question of the terrified look on this dogs face......you picked up the wrong dog!!! Hurry go back to being brunette before it is tooooo late. Hopefully you will return the dog to the rightful owner. It is such a sad story that to be young again you had to do this!!!!
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Tue, Aug 18, 2009 @ 12:45 PM
Uh oh, Sputnik, you've gone and done it now! Love your creation. Connie Jo, you have been making stunning cards. And I loved your response to Anne! I'm sitting here laughing out loud and folks are kind of wondering what I'm up to over here ... too much fun!
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Registered: July 27, 2007 Location: Dublin, Ireland Posts: 104244
Tue, Aug 18, 2009 @ 1:33 PM
Geez, I didn't recognize Murphy there, let alone Anne. Has he been drinking something he shouldn't? I do like that little hat, though - it would look very chic on someone who is NOT a strawberry blonde.
p.s. I think the answer to your question is no, it couldn't be Anne, LOL. Cos for sure it ain't Murphy, and since I saw her saying her favourite dogs are St. Bernards (and I do hope poor Murph didn't hear that) I am quite sure she prefers bigger dogs, not little sausage thingies that yap and bark and bite.
Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24872
Tue, Aug 18, 2009 @ 1:37 PM
OMG Sput, you've gone and done it now!!! Can you believe our Precious Queen Anne of Ryan led me to believe that SHE was only in her twenties!! Well, I think this pictures shows the truth LOUD and CLEAR that our royal hein"***" is maybe a tad bit older than she purports to be. Once Debzi is better, I'm sure she'll conduct a thorough investigation into this matter of Anne's age and the correct dog Mrs. Ryan is supposed to be the owner of. If her skin wasn't sagging so much, we might be able to get a quick glance to see if she does, in fact, have that red lipstick on or not, but there's too much limp skin to see. And, look how she's holding that poor innocent dog that isn't even hers!! He'll have to have dog therapy for sure after this encounter. Guess our poor ole Anne is just to blind now to even tell her real dog from another. So sad to see her age this ungracefully, but I sure do like that bright new eye shadow, hair color and sneakers to boot!!! And, didn't her mother teach her not to let her slip show underneath her skirt. Maybe she thinks that makes her sexy - now that's a tough one to swallow!! I could go on and on, but I think I've said my bit!! She's aged terribly since the photos Debzi and I caught of her. I don't think this new disguise or look is working for her!!! Who's going to tell her that one??????? TFS - Beautiful piece of art, aside from Anne's photo - LOL!!! TFS!
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44968
Tue, Aug 18, 2009 @ 1:41 PM
I recognized that aging dowager from a million paces!! Yup, that's Anne , dragging along her supposedly beloved dog, - doesn't look like they share a lot of love........... so sad!!! Oh dear Anne, in the words of my grandma - with whom you likely share a year of birth - your petticoats are showing! ;) Oh how embarressing. That stomach staple has worked wonders minimizing that shelf of a bust of yours!! Looking good!
I'm really not certain that a lady with an ample butt like yours should be wearing sparkles on her purple skirt - but what can I say. Like the lovely pillbox hat and your mahvalooouos eye shadow. You do what you can with what little you've got - I applaud you!!!! Did you forget to put your false teeth in today??? I can't see your usual red lipstick!!
Love the pink hair colour! You are just a chamelon here on SCS Anne!
What's that I hear????? You specialize in selling homes to the geriatric set! Trailers did you say? As they say - YOU GO GIRL!!!!
Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44968
Tue, Aug 18, 2009 @ 1:44 PM
The thing that many are missing is that oh yes, that is #100 Murph that Anne is dragging, but compared to Anne, now at #600 herself, Murph looks like a chichcucuaa - sp! :) See - I can explain everything for you.
Registered: July 7, 2006 Location: Senoia, GA. Posts: 34321
Tue, Aug 18, 2009 @ 2:07 PM
Oh my! I was in such high spirits! Going to Nova Scotia and all! I had this picture of our Ms. Anne Ryan as this *Queen Bee* sitting on a pedestal eating bon bons! I just saw her picture ( it must be the real Annie - I mean here it is in black and white) and I saw her nasty comments. Oh dear, this has ruined my image of the dear woman! You poor dear, Connie Jo, will you ever get over the nasty things she has said about you?
Registered: August 21, 2007 Location: Wayland MA Posts: 81580
Tue, Aug 18, 2009 @ 3:08 PM
I think you may be right! I would recognize those black high-tops anywhere! That HAS to be Anne Ryan in the strawberry blonde hair!! The eyeshadow is right too! I know she is still sporting that RED lipstick, but alas, as an old lady, it drifts around her mouth, like her slip drifts around her ankles! I think you girls are having fun, and what fun to join in on that!!! I love you both!!!!!
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