Now dar-r-r-r-lings, I know that in your wildest imagination you would never image me turning up to Mothermark's Tea party with my BUTT showing - no matter what the theme - Sumo's really dar-r-r -lings....are we that desperate!?!? I think not!!! LOL!! A lady NEVER shows her butt, not when it looks like mine anyway!! As you can see I have been working on 'toning up' for the event....but this is as 'a-la-natural' as I am going to get.....thanks to Dawn (aka flowergal36) I am able to show you this picture....thank you Dawn for being so 'private' about this....but maybe you should have reminded me to put on the SPORTS BRA - there are things here that are heading too far 'south' for my liking - they may well get there before me! LOL!!
I have been hearing come of the commotion from the party, here in Australia.....and I have to ask dar-r-r-lings...is ALL of the action outside the backdoor - I have caught the odd glimpse of 'butts' and 'cheeks' as I have made my way through the gallery.....so Cindy you may as well lock the front door - it seems no-one is using it!!! LOL!!
I have used the time spent 'toning' to refine my entry to the party and have made by own version of the sumo nappy (or lack of it!) Where is it!?!? Well dar-r-r-lings check out the pink tule bow at the top....and that is where it will be staying...there is no way it is travelling to any other 'parts' no matter what the custom - ....I am securely 'draped' in 'His Pants for Her' and....dar-r-r-r-lings...the way they are feeling - they should be on HIM!!!
Jasmine Tea and Saki....hmmmm...interesting choice....Cindy.....please meet me at the door with my Jasmine Tea - you know how parched I am when I arrive...the trip Dar-r-r--ling...is nothing short of exhausting...but oh so WORTH IT!!
If you would like to check out Mothermarks's Tea Party, you can find it here: http://mothermark.blogspot.com/
It will be a HUGE event next week - Cindy is celebrating 1 year of parties....and only the good Lord would know who is going to be there....but this I know - it will be FUN!!
Thanks for looking....hope the butt ugly butt wasn't too much for you - if so, just 'turn the other cheek' (awww) and move on!!! LOL!!! Thank you for your comments.....I really appreciate them!! You can find more chatter on my BLOG: http://lovelylindascraftcentral.blogspot.com/
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Wed, Jun 17, 2009 @ 9:12 PM
OMGosh, what can I say about this.....a a a well toned backside?! You definitely will be using the back door at this party. Beware of the flying sushi! Speaking about the sports bra, not a bad idear. So flowergal36 was in on this one, huh. That sweet young thing has me fooled. This is perfect for this here teapot party. I love it. Glad you were able to make the trip. Hope Cindy gives you the *right* tea! TFS :0)
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Wed, Jun 17, 2009 @ 9:58 PM
oh, tooo funnnnny, Linda! I love to read your stories, they are always food for thought...oh food, well maybe not food...anyway, I enjoy your commentary...how's that!
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Wed, Jun 17, 2009 @ 10:13 PM
OMGosh, what a riot this is!!! I am just cracking up looking at her!!! Those saggy b00bs are just too much!!! Your stories are always so entertaining too. Great card, Linda!
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Thu, Jun 18, 2009 @ 3:22 AM
Keep up the good work out because the Sumo is learking around, maybe we can match you with him, I mean in a wrestling match now, you'll be fit as a fiddle once you're done here!
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Thu, Jun 18, 2009 @ 5:04 AM
A fun and fabulous card, Linda! Love the image and the big tulle bow! Sadly, because of the butt, you'll have to go in the back door, but it's OK, either way you get in, it's lots of fun! Beware the flying food, though!
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Thu, Jun 18, 2009 @ 6:04 AM
Linda, this is a riot!!!! I love it! Your story is cute to butt....I mean boot! Heehee! Your coloring, as always, is perfecto!
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Thu, Jun 18, 2009 @ 6:56 AM
Turn ther other cheek indeed! Lol- you nut! Now I have to go see this tea party for myself! Bwahahaha. Linda, beautiful in color and design, butt don't let me forget the wonderful layout and oh-so-Dawn gorgeous bow! Yikes- when you two team up, there is nuthin' butt fun! LYMI
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