It's time for the truth to come out concerning * Anne Ryan* - one of her many aliases! Here she is pictured behind crime scene tape shrieking for her *People * - in this case , either her lawyers or her erhem * CLEANERS * if you know what I mean.
Ms.Ryan aka Mafia Don-ess / 'Ell's Angels Clubhouse Leader, leads a life of crime! Oh, she has people alright!! All sorts of unsavory characters.
As soon as I heard that Ms Ryan had tried to snuff out Brat Cards aka Terri's uncle - I immediately hopped a plane to North Carolina in my capacity as a Canadian spy. As this was not my jurisditicion, once I was certain of Ms Ryan's involvment in these vicicious and unsavory crimes, I called the local authorities, such as they are in NC.
Here is Ms Ryan in front of her many mansions, obtained by the avails of crime. Apparently she has no shame, hanging out such as she is, alcolholic beverage in hand at 1O am when I snapped this photograph.
In a related story, it is apparent that Ms.Ryan's liposuction, face lift, etc have badly failed.. I fear she may be in the process of snuffing out her many plastic surgeons.. but perhaps as she finds herself behind bars... this will not be possible. Note that she has tried to disguise herself with her sunglasses, and is pictured in a black bathing suit in an attempt to diguise her many figure flaws.
Even her hair has gone from the brown she shows in that false avatar - to the natural blue / grey colour .. On her hand she still flaunts the BLING ring obtained from the AVAILS of CRIME!
Ms Ryan.... when will it all end??????
Date: Friday, October 24, 2008 GMT Views: 2559
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Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Fri, Oct 24, 2008 @ 8:44 AM
Wanna be Captain Crunch ... I see you're up to no good now. Ah ha, you tell us your ill with some type of unusual stomach virus, but instead you're over here in NC taking photos of my home! I will not be going to jail, for this or any other crime I've committed. The worst crime of all was meeting you.
Did you ever check out brat's uncle's mug shot? No, I thought not. If I were brat, I would never ever have disclosed any information that he was actually a part of my family. Now Brat being a nice religious girl - (no, she's not Catholic and that's another problem right there)
My people know people in the FBI here in NC: Lord knows we have quite the force (you wouldnt believe the crime here). They'll be on your *** in no time, Ms Dog the Bounty Hunter.
dont go asking me about life behind bars until you've been there yourself. Trust me, I am giving you final warning: watch your back! Of course, with you figure, who can tell the back from the front anyway?
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is no path and leave a trail." ... Ralph Waldo Emerson
Registered: October 2, 2007 Location: illinois Posts: 946
Fri, Oct 24, 2008 @ 8:47 AM
OH, THIS IS SUCH A HOOT!! DON'T KNOW THE STORY BEHIND IT BUT I'M LAUGHING ALL OVER AS I GO OUT THE DOOR!! THANKS FOR STARTING MY DAY OFF WITH A GREAT CHUCKLE!!!!!
Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Fri, Oct 24, 2008 @ 8:49 AM
Now Ms Debzi333 how long did it take you to think this one up! Four, maybe months. Ha, I could do better in my beauty rest! So put that in your FBI pipe and smoke it!
This is or has to be the greatest of all cards in this entire gallery. Let's see ... what category should this go under.... SCS crimes. Think about that one, Ms Dog the Bounty Hunter. You'll have lots of time where you'll be going. Unfortunately, I dont believe they have computers in the community school you'll be going to! This is just outstanding, Deborah. Talk about laugh..... you got me on this one ... but not for long. Precious, precious card and so inventive!
Girl, you are the best!
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Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Fri, Oct 24, 2008 @ 8:51 AM
Oh, one more thing: Did you not realize that when you publish something online for the whole world to see, this becomes evidence in the 3rd degree? All I have to do now is print this sucker up and send my people out the door over the Royal Mounted Police, that being Peggy E and we all know how bad she is with most everything she touches, almost as bad as Brat herself!
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Bwahahahahahaha!! I know nothing, keeping my nose clean! However this is sooooo funny!! I love how you have captured the lovely Ms. Ryan, fab coloring and very creative!! Love your police line too!!
Registered: April 15, 2008 Location: Seattle Area Posts: 25018
Fri, Oct 24, 2008 @ 11:06 AM
Oh YEAH! This is the best photography ever! Aunty Anne, er, I mean Ms Ryan knows where my uncle is! That's our family bling on her finger!
I am shocked Ms Ryan�s appearance has changed so much since her last make over.
I think we had all better Watch Our Backs as she is always warning us! I kept watching mine for a massage from her people, but now I don�t think that�s what she means!
This is my favorite card and evidence EVER! I think we need a special gallery for these SCS Gossip and Comedy Spy Stuff documentaries!
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Registered: April 20, 2005 Location: The only Eaton Rapids on the Earth, Michigan Posts: 57568
Fri, Oct 24, 2008 @ 12:54 PM
OMG, Deb! This is such a hoot! I don't know the story behind these shenigans, but the two of you are obviously having a blast and that is cool! Maybe the two of you should work on a novel together; you're both so entertaining!
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Fri, Oct 24, 2008 @ 2:35 PM
Ditto to what Charlene said! What a couple of goof balls! Your card is so cute! Love the creativity of it...and she is just so, well, so.....positively a kick! Thanks for the link!