Sputik, aka CJ, aka ConnieJo9, has closed the book on one chapter of her life. While she's preparing steadfastly to make a great first impression in her new chapter, there's some things from a pro I feel obligated to pass on.
Bear with me here, I'm going to get really firm. When Sputnik had grey hair, she was so much easier to talk to, but now that's she's gone and dyed that grey hair red, I know I need to step up to the plate to assist her. Here goes:
Sput, it's cool you dyed your hair red, but you might want to think about toning that down just a litte. Plus, the mickey mouse hat no longer works anymore, especially in light of Britney's past escapades. Then, there's the dress girl, we gotta talk about your interview dress: Slinky sheer glazed evening dresses dont necessarily work in the 2000's, nor do the black hi-tops.
Get a grip girl. Dont shoot me, I see myself as just the messenger here! I'm only trying to help you land that job of all jobs!
Make these changes, and just sit back and wait for them to call you! Knock 'em dead!
Hugs and encouragement, Anne
Date: Saturday, October 18, 2008 GMT Views: 732
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Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Sat, Oct 18, 2008 @ 11:30 AM
Pick me up off the floor laughing!!!! Anne this is, for lack of words cause I'm still rolling on the floor laughing as dog hair is sticking to my clothes....hmmm might not have to vacuum now, anyway...TOO STINKIN FUNNY!!!!! Where the heck did you ever come up with this image?! I mean, it so resembles my sis right down to the *red* hair!!!! *not really but it sounded good*. She is going to die laughing! What a way to go!!!! TFS :0)!!!!!!!!! Look out my friend!
------------------------------ Cathy B aka: Mutnik ....or is it Nutmeg?! I get so confused!
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Sat, Oct 18, 2008 @ 11:58 AM
Oh my goodness I am a knock out in red hair. Who would have thought that that is what I needed to change my life!!! The black dress also makes me look thinner. You ARE so helpful!!!! I am showing way toooooooo much skin on the top part of my dress though and what exactly is on my HEAD!!! I have always wanted to be able to wear a baseball cap out on the golf course but I wasn't rotated as a baby so I have a flat head. This thing may just be what I need to give me the confidence I need to go out face to face and beg for a job. Tennis shoes .....the answer to the problem of not being able to wear heels since my knee surgery a year ago. They look so cool with that very low, sleek, black dress. I hope this awesome card is on its way to me so I can have it for reference when going through my wardrobe. You are such a dear wonderful friend.
hugs,
sputnik
Anne - you need professional help!!! I HAVE to get a job so I can help with the cost. Thanks for giving me the inspiration to get out there and get a job. I needed this!!!!! You are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Registered: January 6, 2008 Location: between the mountains & the seashore of NC Posts: 3069
Sat, Oct 18, 2008 @ 7:28 PM
OMGosh, Anne! This is absolutely hilarious! Don't know the meaning behind the *lesson* but it is totally awesome! You have quite an imagination....only wish I could think up some of the things you come up with! Great job!
Registered: March 18, 2008 Location: West Sussex, England Posts: 2532
Sun, Oct 19, 2008 @ 4:10 PM
Well, I'm also rolling on the floor with laughter in dog hair!!!! Personally I think Sputnik looks fabulous and any prospective employer would be mad not to give her a job if only for the fact that anyone who dresses like this has to be a genius. It's so good of you Anne to pass on the dress to impress info, I'm much in need of it myself at the moment. Great, great card! I love it. Hugs.
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Registered: February 20, 2007 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 5672
Sun, Oct 19, 2008 @ 7:38 PM
I'm sure Sputnik is receiving all this pithy advice in the spirit it was given. But now I'm riven with self-doubt--I should perhaps give up my black high-tops too.
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Tue, Sep 08, 2009 @ 4:24 PM
Oh! I just love it! Great story - I laughed out loud - and such a gorgeous frame for CJ's image! You are so creative! I love that flower/ribbon accent! Great card!