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With five pages so far, I'll just put this one down and hope it hasn't been entered. I saw this at Wally world and knew it would be good with any of our car or truck stamps on the front (good for Mom or Dad)
outside:
You drove me everywhere
I drove you crazy
inside:
Does that make us even?
Happy Mother's Day (or Father's Day or Birthday)
__________________ Joni Kelly LMT "No weapon formed against you shall prosper,..." declares the LORD. Isaiah 54:17a NKJV
Ponderisms
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> I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most
> people die of natural causes.
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> Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
> removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out
of the
> ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
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> The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy
> a replacement.
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> Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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> Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one
> talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
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> In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
> world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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> How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes
> a whole box to start a campfire?
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> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
> squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
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> Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm
> gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
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> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
> him?
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> Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
> are going to look up there anyway?
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> Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
__________________ Michele
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Hey everybody. This is my first post. I am wondering you anyone can recommend any good quote books, websites, etc. I am looking especially for like holidays.
Here is one for the old ladies in the car: "I want to die like my grandmother did, peacefully and in her sleep, not screaming like the other passengers in her car."
Rhonda
Quote:
Originally Posted by purplewinkle
There is a saying and I don't know it but I have seen it on a signature line that says something like I want to crash through life and say "Woah! what a ride" I am waaay off, so someone help me!
__________________ I stamp ~ therefore....I work!
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I have just made my first few cards with these funny sentiments! Thanks so much for putting it all together for us. You can check out my cards here (under Nov 14): http://craftingcentral.blogspot.com
"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,
And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"To be your friend was all I ever wanted;
to be your lover was all I ever dreamed."
- Valerie Lombardo
"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would not follow,
I would be at the bottom to catch them when they fall."
- Unknown
"A friend in need is a friend indeed."
- Latin Proverb
"A good friend is my nearest relation."
"A hedge between keeps friendship green."
"God defend me from my friends; from my enemies I can defend myself."
"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes."
"The best of friends must part."
"The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb."
- German Proverb
"Life without a friend is like death without a witness."
- Spanish Proverb
"The best mirror is an old friend."
"Life is partly what we make it, and partly what is made by the friends whom we choose."
- Tehyi Hsieh
Art is intended to provoke an emotion from a total stranger. If you�ve succeeded in this, consider yourself an artist. Paper Shanks Blog. Love me or hate me, you are still talking about me
I found this thread last night and was up waaaayyy too late reading and writing them down. I truly appreciate River City Rubberworks and Art Impressions stamps and have some of my own.
One of my favorites that I use with a ballerina who is slumped to the floor in fatigue is "Pretending to be a normal person day after day is exhausting." I've sold dozens of those. Who knew?
My favorite Irish blessing is:
May those who love us, love us.
And those who don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
If He doesn't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles
So we will know them by their limping.
"In one's search for Mr. Right, One must never be fooled by 'Mr. Hasn't Got a Clue'"
Cats know your every thought. They don't care, but they know.
I have an Art Impressions stamp with an older lady with a HUGE hat that I use with: The older we get the more we should accessorize. Or is that exercise?
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Age takes its toll; please have exact change.
For my unsuccessfully dieting friends:
"Who would lose a precious pound
By trading sweets for sours?
It takes a mighty girth indeed
To hold such hearts as ours."
And last, a birthday toast:
May your home be full of love and warmth.
May your cupboards never go empty.
May your birthday candles not melt all over your cake.
May you always have laughter in your life.
May the elastic in your underwear never wear out.
May your health be good, and your boobs never go below your belly button.
Thanks for all the great laughs and fabulous ideas last night.
Cindy/CA who lurks a lot and is just learning to use the forums
I just made a card that had a sick puppy image on the outside (dog with a bag of ice on his head) and it said "Heard you've been one sick puppy" - then on the inside I used my Karen Foster Snap Stamps and I added, "oh, you've been ILL too???"
subscribing - thanks for the great ideas! Hopefully I'll be able to contribute some also...if I can think of anything original! Have to go referee my lil ones' "argument " now...gotta love having two girls so close in age :rolleyes:
Art is intended to provoke an emotion from a total stranger. If you�ve succeeded in this, consider yourself an artist. Paper Shanks Blog. Love me or hate me, you are still talking about me
I don't know if this has been posted or if I'm repeating it right. I saw it on a bumper sticker yesterday. Dear Future, Sorry, we tried. Love, Half of Earth
