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04-30-2010, 07:50 PM
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Hardware Hotshot
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Where there are wet kisses and lots of giggles
Posts: 4,567
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WHOOO HOOO, Yes Mama Ho, I am so ready,
I got my Black Lace Shelf Bra and Strap Thong out of it's little velvet bag, paired them with my lace up front garter, my 6 inch studded Crisscross platforms and going out to set these KY fellas on their a**, I'll be taking me those green backs for ya!
Thank you for the honor of being a Ho!
Oh WOW just how lo can I go???
MWAH!!!!!
sending an email your way Mama!
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04-30-2010, 07:53 PM
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 11,007
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Originally Posted by luv2stampmamajacki
WHOOO HOOO, Yes Mama Ho, I am so ready,
I got my Black Lace Shelf Bra and Strap Thong out of it's little velvet bag, paired them with my lace up front garter, my 6 inch studded Crisscross platforms and going out to set these KY fellas on their a**, I'll be taking me those green backs for ya!
Thank you for the honor of being a Ho!
Oh WOW just how lo can I go???
MWAH!!!!!
sending an email your way Mama!
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04-30-2010, 08:02 PM
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#11283
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Gabfest Goddess
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Fort Wright, Kentucky
Posts: 7,738
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Originally Posted by huera90
DA-YAM. . . It's always the quiet ones. . . |
No, No Rae Anne--Lo Ho ain't quiet!
Congratulations! Is that the proper term when someone becomes a Ho?
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04-30-2010, 08:12 PM
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#11284
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Swapper of the Month June 2012
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: NW Indiana
Posts: 25,721
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WooHoo! It feels so gooooood to be boinked!
Thank you Mamma Ho; I'll make ya' proud. |
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04-30-2010, 08:26 PM
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 16,445
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Quote:
Originally Posted by huera90
Hey HOs!
It’s about freakin’ time that Mama HO got some of her boinking mojo back!!! All of the admin work involved in running The Stable - kicking ***, taking names, washing G-strings, handing out lube, condoms, and penicillin – has a habit of getting in the way of my enjoying the simpler pleasures of being a HO. . .like chipping my pedicure on the ceiling fan. . .
Soooo, are your thighs trembling in anticipation? Are your teeth sweating in excitement?
Are you a raging, inferno of wanton lust ready for Mama HO to whip out her jewel-encrusted vibrator and thrill the bra & panties offa' ya’ like a virgin on prom night???
It’s with great pomp, circumstance, and rampant hormones that I, Rae Anne/huera90/Mama HO hereby dub the following HOs (on your knees ladies. . .a little to the left. . .OK, that’s the spot. . .  ):
Donna - Do HO (pronounced as in get-your-***-on-the-corner-and-make-me-some-dough) Ho
Lori – Artsy-Fartsy HO (some tricks like it. . .I don’t care why as long as they’re paying in cash)
Dee – Dee-lightful HO (if you throw “hers” up in the air, it’s like sunshine)
Jackie– LO HO (as in this boinking is so freakin’ LONG OVERDUE – Somebody spank me!)
Vickie – V-HO (anybody that kicks breast cancer’s *** and saves the bodacious ta-tas is freakin’ HO in my LBB!)
Wendy – Blow HO (well, what else do you expect from someone whose name rhymes with “wind”?)
HOs, say it with me. . ."You’re now a part of the sassiest, sweetest, sexiest, swankiest, stampin’ sorority on SCS!!!" It’s your right, your privilege, and your God-given duty to toe that line in the sand that separates the hurricane that HOs are from the WHOS that we made our b**ches. HOs, go tell those frigid, waist-high-white-brief-wearing, Mother-wouldn’t-approve, never-even-petted-until-they-were-engaged wannabes to get off the corner and go play dolls with all the other little mamby-pampy wuss-a**es on SCS!!!
Now, HOs, get your asses on that corner and make me some money!!! Oh, and PM me your e-mail address, snail mail address, and birth date. . . 
MWAH! |
Hello Mama Ho, my sista Hos who've worked the corner for a while and my new sista Hos,
I am repeating the Ho pledge before you. It took me a bit as I had to dig out my nicest black lacies with my 8" kick-*** sandles and wedge myself into them, the ladies and the sandles (you know some folks like the big girls LOL).
To my new sistas - congrats!!!
To my sistas who've already been on the corner - Hello can't wait to meet each of you.
To Mama Ho - I'll do my best to make ya some moula
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My moto for 2017...Do what you need to do. Count what you want to count. Enjoy the process.
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04-30-2010, 09:35 PM
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#11286
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Pearl-ExPert
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Living in the Lone Star State
Posts: 2,917
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Dee
"Some succeed because they are destined to, but most succeed because they are determined to."
Last edited by cookiemonster; 05-01-2010 at 08:55 AM..
Reason: apparently I can't spell
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04-30-2010, 10:51 PM
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#11287
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: with Polo!
Posts: 24,463
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just ordered all the new TGF images + a few more 
there is my stamping splurge for the month
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05-01-2010, 12:19 AM
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#11288
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Would rather be crafting town
Posts: 17,100
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ROTF!
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05-01-2010, 04:11 AM
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#11289
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Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni
Splitcoast Challenge Host
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Olympia, WA
Posts: 41,334
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Congrats Ho's!!!!
New sneekie peekie on my Blog....
Work SUKD ARSE yesterday... have MAJOR reports to write TODAY now.... UGH!!!! Then of course burn the video... can you say got off work at 8:38 PM I start at 0600 AM |
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05-01-2010, 05:27 AM
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Pearl-ExPert
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: TX
Posts: 2,616
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Quote:
Originally Posted by huera90
Hey HOs!
It’s about freakin’ time that Mama HO got some of her boinking mojo back!!! All of the admin work involved in running The Stable - kicking ***, taking names, washing G-strings, handing out lube, condoms, and penicillin – has a habit of getting in the way of my enjoying the simpler pleasures of being a HO. . .like chipping my pedicure on the ceiling fan. . .
Soooo, are your thighs trembling in anticipation? Are your teeth sweating in excitement?
Are you a raging, inferno of wanton lust ready for Mama HO to whip out her jewel-encrusted vibrator and thrill the bra & panties offa' ya’ like a virgin on prom night???
It’s with great pomp, circumstance, and rampant hormones that I, Rae Anne/huera90/Mama HO hereby dub the following HOs (on your knees ladies. . .a little to the left. . .OK, that’s the spot. . . ):
Donna - Do HO (pronounced as in get-your-***-on-the-corner-and-make-me-some-dough) Ho
Lori – Artsy-Fartsy HO (some tricks like it. . .I don’t care why as long as they’re paying in cash)
Dee – Dee-lightful HO (if you throw “hers” up in the air, it’s like sunshine)
Jackie– LO HO (as in this boinking is so freakin’ LONG OVERDUE – Somebody spank me!)
Vickie – V-HO (anybody that kicks breast cancer’s *** and saves the bodacious ta-tas is freakin’ HO in my LBB!)
Wendy – Blow HO (well, what else do you expect from someone whose name rhymes with “wind”?)
HOs, say it with me. . ."You’re now a part of the sassiest, sweetest, sexiest, swankiest, stampin’ sorority on SCS!!!" It’s your right, your privilege, and your God-given duty to toe that line in the sand that separates the hurricane that HOs are from the WHOS that we made our b**ches. HOs, go tell those frigid, waist-high-white-brief-wearing, Mother-wouldn’t-approve, never-even-petted-until-they-were-engaged wannabes to get off the corner and go play dolls with all the other little mamby-pampy wuss-a**es on SCS!!!
Now, HOs, get your asses on that corner and make me some money!!! Oh, and PM me your e-mail address, snail mail address, and birth date. . .
MWAH! |
Wooo Hooo I'm a Ho! Got that red silk just in time woo hoo. Now I must buy some stilettos to celebrate, I want to stand out on that corner! Just stand clear of Artsy -"Fartsy" LOL! |
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05-01-2010, 05:48 AM
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#11291
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Gabfest Goddess
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: On the left hand side of your right hand, palm up.
Posts: 7,592
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Good morning!
Congratulations and a big welcome to all of the new Hos.
They're all positively mad, you know - these bunch of old pros. But every last one of them is positively wonderful and I am proud to call these gals my friends and to be one of the lunatics in the asylum.
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05-01-2010, 07:27 AM
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#11292
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Forum Fanatic
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: ...in a stamp filled world
Posts: 9,958
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Mama! That was an amazing ceremony....is it hot and wet in here or is it just me? LOL
I LOVE how fabulous you ladies are, oh, and we also 'freshened' up the Crafty Ho Blog, in honor of such an occasion as new boinkin' |
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05-01-2010, 07:28 AM
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Forum Fanatic
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: ...in a stamp filled world
Posts: 9,958
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chrispy1778
Good morning!
Congratulations and a big welcome to all of the new Hos.
They're all positively mad, you know - these bunch of old pros. But every last one of them is positively wonderful and I am proud to call these gals my friends and to be one of the lunatics in the asylum.
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LOL you are SO right on everything Roberta! Nothing around like the Hos! |
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05-01-2010, 07:51 AM
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#11294
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: McFarland, WI (outside Madison)
Posts: 48,262
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Howdy all, congrats to all the newly Boinked' by Mama
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Proud DT for Tuesday Morning Sketches
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05-01-2010, 08:24 AM
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#11295
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 16,445
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Good almost noon on Saturday morning - you know when you work the corner all night you wake up late. And btw my feet hurt how oh how do you wear those high heels? I'm more of a crock or almost flats kinda girl.
Hope everyone is having a wonderful first full day of their weekend.
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Donna T
My moto for 2017...Do what you need to do. Count what you want to count. Enjoy the process.
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05-01-2010, 08:46 AM
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#11296
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 16,445
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LauraJean
Howdy all, congrats to all the newly Boinked' by Mama |
Thanks LJ and all the other ladies who have congratulated us.
I will do my best to live up to the Ho'dum.
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Donna T
My moto for 2017...Do what you need to do. Count what you want to count. Enjoy the process.
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05-01-2010, 08:54 AM
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#11297
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: with Polo!
Posts: 24,463
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Quote:
Originally Posted by imthenoni
Good almost noon on Saturday morning - you know when you work the corner all night you wake up late. And btw my feet hurt how oh how do you wear those high heels? I'm more of a crock or almost flats kinda girl.
Hope everyone is having a wonderful first full day of their weekend.
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I go barefoot, you just have to make sure you have a good pedicure, lol |
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05-01-2010, 09:00 AM
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#11298
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Pearl-ExPert
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Living in the Lone Star State
Posts: 2,917
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Good morning sister Ho's. Thanks for the warm welcomes. I'm looking forward to getting to know you all better over the next few months.
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Dee
"Some succeed because they are destined to, but most succeed because they are determined to."
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05-01-2010, 09:43 AM
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#11299
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: with Polo!
Posts: 24,463
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lol, I just thought of this, Jackie can also be J-Lo Ho....she can have both the bodacious ta tas and booty |
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05-01-2010, 10:48 AM
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#11300
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 16,445
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Quote:
Originally Posted by daiseyfreak
I go barefoot, you just have to make sure you have a good pedicure, lol
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Thanks for the tip. I'll have to go get one. LOL
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Donna T
My moto for 2017...Do what you need to do. Count what you want to count. Enjoy the process.
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05-01-2010, 01:15 PM
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#11301
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Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni
Splitcoast Challenge Host
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Olympia, WA
Posts: 41,334
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05-01-2010, 02:47 PM
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#11302
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The avie is my granddaughter & the bike that she races
Posts: 15,563
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HO CALL!!!
Callin ALL hos--old & new. This ole ho (3h ho) is in the mood to do a little spolin'. Check out the PAMPERED PRINCESs swap in my siggy line. I've been cookin' up a lil sumpin sumpin. |
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05-01-2010, 02:51 PM
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#11303
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The avie is my granddaughter & the bike that she races
Posts: 15,563
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Quote:
Originally Posted by imthenoni
Good almost noon on Saturday morning - you know when you work the corner all night you wake up late. And btw my feet hurt how oh how do you wear those high heels? I'm more of a crock or almost flats kinda girl.
Hope everyone is having a wonderful first full day of their weekend.
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You wear BABY PHATS. They look so good that you won't care if your feet hurt. They get me to the front of the line at the PO. |
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05-01-2010, 02:59 PM
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#11304
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: May 2007
Location: with my Hos on Splitcoast!
Posts: 20,473
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Quote:
Originally Posted by celestial_stamper
Callin ALL hos--old & new. This ole ho (3h ho) is in the mood to do a little spolin'. Check out the PAMPERED PRINCESs swap in my siggy line. I've been cookin' up a lil sumpin sumpin. |
YEAH!!
Where da Hos at?! Getcher butts on the corner and show 'em how it's done! |
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05-01-2010, 03:01 PM
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#11305
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Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni
Splitcoast Challenge Host
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Olympia, WA
Posts: 41,334
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Quote:
Originally Posted by urscrappymama
YEAH!!
Where da Hos at?! Getcher butts on the corner and show 'em how it's done!
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PP Been there for DAYS now.....  |
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05-01-2010, 03:05 PM
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#11306
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Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni
Splitcoast Challenge Host
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Olympia, WA
Posts: 41,334
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Callin in a HUGE Favor if you can help me!!!!!!
I need 2 images of Each flower of the Month, whether it's Gina K's set or SU old one or.... I have to make a goodie for a auction for work and I think that would be a good money maker...
Does anyone have these?? A Combo of the two????
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05-01-2010, 03:06 PM
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#11307
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The avie is my granddaughter & the bike that she races
Posts: 15,563
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KelliJo
PP Been there for DAYS now..... |
With a pea under her mattress. |
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05-01-2010, 03:06 PM
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#11308
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: May 2007
Location: with my Hos on Splitcoast!
Posts: 20,473
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KelliJo
Callin in a HUGE Favor if you can help me!!!!!!
I need 2 images of Each flower of the Month, whether it's Gina K's set or SU old one or.... I have to make a goodie for a auction for work and I think that would be a good money maker...
Does anyone have these?? A Combo of the two????
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Who makes that for Gina K? I'm looking it up to see if I have it... |
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05-01-2010, 03:07 PM
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#11309
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: May 2007
Location: with my Hos on Splitcoast!
Posts: 20,473
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Quote:
Originally Posted by celestial_stamper
With a pea under her mattress. |
Aww! but the question remains...Do you know it is there Kelli?  |
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05-01-2010, 03:08 PM
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#11310
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The avie is my granddaughter & the bike that she races
Posts: 15,563
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KelliJo
Callin in a HUGE Favor if you can help me!!!!!!
I need 2 images of Each flower of the Month, whether it's Gina K's set or SU old one or.... I have to make a goodie for a auction for work and I think that would be a good money maker...
Does anyone have these?? A Combo of the two????
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No flowers here. Flourishes does flowers of the month. maybe somebody has those. |
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05-01-2010, 03:10 PM
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#11311
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Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni
Splitcoast Challenge Host
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Olympia, WA
Posts: 41,334
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Quote:
Originally Posted by urscrappymama
Who makes that for Gina K? I'm looking it up to see if I have it...
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Wasn't it Gina K??? maybe it IS Flourishes.... hmmm......  |
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05-01-2010, 03:11 PM
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#11312
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: May 2007
Location: with my Hos on Splitcoast!
Posts: 20,473
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05-01-2010, 03:14 PM
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#11313
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Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni
Splitcoast Challenge Host
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Olympia, WA
Posts: 41,334
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Quote:
Originally Posted by urscrappymama
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Worst part??? I HAD This stamp set up until about a month ago when I sold it on the BST!!!!!  |
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05-01-2010, 03:14 PM
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#11314
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: May 2007
Location: with my Hos on Splitcoast!
Posts: 20,473
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KelliJo
Worst part??? I HAD This stamp set up until about a month ago when I sold it on the BST!!!!! |
DANG! Maybe whoever you sold it to...? |
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05-01-2010, 03:16 PM
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#11315
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Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni
Splitcoast Challenge Host
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Olympia, WA
Posts: 41,334
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Quote:
Originally Posted by urscrappymama
DANG! Maybe whoever you sold it to...? |
Yea, I'm hoping... I posted in the ISO thread.... |
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05-01-2010, 03:24 PM
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#11316
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The avie is my granddaughter & the bike that she races
Posts: 15,563
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KelliJo
Yea, I'm hoping... I posted in the ISO thread.... |
Why does this chain of events not surprize me? |
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05-01-2010, 03:27 PM
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#11317
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Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni
Splitcoast Challenge Host
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Olympia, WA
Posts: 41,334
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Quote:
Originally Posted by celestial_stamper
Why does this chain of events not surprize me?
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A SWEEEET!!!!!!! Lady posted MERE MINUTES having the SU Set... WAHOO!!!! And she is gonna stamp me the images.... OMGOSH!!! I'm SO happy!!!!!  ...... Pigtail1 ROCKS!!!!! |
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05-01-2010, 03:28 PM
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#11318
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The avie is my granddaughter & the bike that she races
Posts: 15,563
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KelliJo
A SWEEEET!!!!!!! Lady posted MERE MINUTES having the SU Set... WAHOO!!!! And she is gonna stamp me the images.... OMGOSH!!! I'm SO happy!!!!! ...... Pigtail1 ROCKS!!!!! |
How sweet of her. You lucked out again. |
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05-01-2010, 03:39 PM
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#11319
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Stazon Splitcoast
Join Date: May 2007
Location: with my Hos on Splitcoast!
Posts: 20,473
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KelliJo
A SWEEEET!!!!!!! Lady posted MERE MINUTES having the SU Set... WAHOO!!!! And she is gonna stamp me the images.... OMGOSH!!! I'm SO happy!!!!! ...... Pigtail1 ROCKS!!!!! |
WOOOHOOO! |
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05-01-2010, 03:40 PM
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#11320
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Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni
Splitcoast Challenge Host
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Olympia, WA
Posts: 41,334
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Quote:
Originally Posted by celestial_stamper
How sweet of her. You lucked out again.
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It's my GOOD KARMA Oooooozing again!!!!! |
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