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03-13-2005, 10:13 PM
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Mad Swapper
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: East Coast
Posts: 1,589
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What was DH thinking!?!?!
We had my DH's family over tonight for dinner. So, last night I was busy cleaning my dining room of my stamping things. I had surgery a week and half ago and am not supposed to lift heavy things. SO, I asked DH to help me. I had him carry my ink pads in the color caddy down to my stampin' area in the basement. He said "what is this? I should just take it to the trash.". WHAT!?!?!! I told him ever so nicely - not on my life! Do you know how much $$ is in your hands??? He responded that he didn't want to know.
So, today after dinner, my DH and BIL go down in the basement for something. They come up and they both ask how SU! would sell at a yard sale.  I politely (more sarcastically) said they better not touch any of it!!!!!!!!!  I said it will sell very well, however, it won't be going anywhere!!!!
What in the world were they thinking?!?! Now I may have to consider putting up a door with a lock that only I have a key to for my SU! items!!! Hmmm.....I wonder how he would feel if I did/said that about all his sports items?!?!  __________________ Karen
Madison (6/7/00) & Mackenzie (8/22/04) & Trenton Joshua (3/30/06)
My Blog WatercoloredDreams
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03-13-2005, 10:37 PM
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This reminds me of a Star Trek episode....
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Aboard the Enterprise, watching NCIS reruns!
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Karen, I'd say it's time to get tough! Every time you see a piece of sports equipment, you should definitely pick it up and look at it like you've never seen it before, and say, "Hmm, wonder what THIS will bring at a yard sale."
Ha ha ha ha
After all, what good is marriage if you can't give and take????
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Kathy Wrose
"Fun must be always." - Tomas Hertl, San Jose Sharks
"It was fun." - Kirk, Star Trek: Generations
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03-13-2005, 11:45 PM
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Polyshrink Goddess
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 607
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My dh treats my stuff like it were gold. (Sarcastically of course). He knows how much of 'his' money is invested in all my stuff. LOL However, he will joke that my collection of stamps and paper would make a great bonfire.
marlo
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03-13-2005, 11:48 PM
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Failed Lurker
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Far, far away
Posts: 21,928
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Sounds like it's time to sell DH at a yard sale!  |
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03-14-2005, 06:45 AM
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Abbe-licious
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: home of the stamping viking goddess
Posts: 37,160
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Quote: Originally Posted by Stampin Wrose Karen, I'd say it's time to get tough! Every time you see a piece of sports equipment, you should definitely pick it up and look at it like you've never seen it before, and say, "Hmm, wonder what THIS will bring at a yard sale."
Ha ha ha ha
After all, what good is marriage if you can't give and take????
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ditto!!!! __________________
I'm a loser ~ 19.2 pounds gone...lots more to go!
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03-14-2005, 06:54 AM
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Stampin' Fool
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Mooresville, Indiana
Posts: 1,308
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Quote: Originally Posted by hemeynell Sounds like it's time to sell DH at a yard sale! |
I think I'd probably have to pay someone to haul mine off! __________________ Patra
So very blessed and so very thankful.
God is good. |
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03-14-2005, 06:56 AM
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Hardware Hotshot
Join Date: May 2004
Location: the Burbs of Richmond, VA
Posts: 4,923
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ha ha ha
DH tells me I need to put a sticker on each of my crafting things with the value so if something should happen to me he can sell everything on E-bay...I told him if I was going to do that he needs to do the same with his hunting stuff...How much would a mounted turkey butt go for anyway???
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03-14-2005, 06:56 AM
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Kookie Creator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 447
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Quote: Originally Posted by hemeynell Sounds like it's time to sell DH at a yard sale! |
Let me know if there's a market in this! I'd be rich if they pay by the pound! |
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03-14-2005, 06:57 AM
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Mad Swapper
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: East Coast
Posts: 1,589
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__________________ Karen
Madison (6/7/00) & Mackenzie (8/22/04) & Trenton Joshua (3/30/06)
My Blog WatercoloredDreams
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03-14-2005, 07:09 AM
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Crimping Master
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Where the Kookaburra's sit in the old gum tree's...
Posts: 1,244
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Quote: | How much would a mounted turkey butt go for anyway??? |
HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
What's the best thing to use to clean off my keyboard after spewing??
You are so hilarious!! I needed a morning laugh and just got it THANKS  ! __________________
There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but few will catch your heart. Pursue those.....
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03-14-2005, 07:14 AM
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Rubber Obsessor
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Northern Alabama
Posts: 115
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Hey- I have a snarky come back for them.....
Ask them sweetly how much their "Craftsman tools, golf clubs, or other well loved sports equipment would sell for at a yard sale."
See if that doesn't shut them up and reconsider! LOL
Blessings,
Julie
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03-14-2005, 07:34 AM
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Glitter Guru
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Curtiss, Wisconsin
Posts: 5,793
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Quote: | Ask them sweetly how much their "Craftsman tools |
Oh I better watch it because the Craftsman tools and saws, sanders, etc. are MINE!!! hehehehehe I use to do woodworking before I took on stamping.. now they are collecting dust!!! hehehehehe |
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03-14-2005, 07:46 AM
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Pearl-ExPert
Join Date: May 2004
Location: In between corn and commerce.
Posts: 2,161
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Free to Good Home
FREE TO GOOD HOME:
One DH (Dimwit Husband...)
*YOU* must: cook; clean; do laundry; feed, clean, nurture and teach children; pick up/drop off dry cleaning; maintain autos; pay all bills; maintain home; maintain yard; remove trash; tend animals; and other domestic duties as assigned.
*DH* will: scratch; fart, complain; annoy; lend assistance only upon 5th request and threat of legal involvement. Watches NASCAR, NBA, NCAA, NFL, NHL, MLB, and any other event in which a keeping of score is required. Kvetching MIL with a telephone is a compulsory accessory. Remote not included.
Will send additional stamps and supplies to interested parties...
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Hi...My Name is Kaylyn...I'm An Alphaholic.
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03-14-2005, 08:13 AM
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Crimping Master
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Where the Kookaburra's sit in the old gum tree's...
Posts: 1,244
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KaylynConover wrote Quote: FREE TO GOOD HOME:
One DH (Dimwit Husband...)
*DH* will: scratch; fart, complain; annoy; lend assistance only upon 5th request and threat of legal involvement. Watches NASCAR, NBA, NCAA, NFL, NHL, MLB, and any other event in which a keeping of score is required. Kvetching MIL with a telephone is a compulsory accessory. Remote not included. |
OMG!!!!!!!! DOUBLE spew!!!!! Please STOP, I'm going to get fired for these outbursts of laughter and now my keyboard will have to be replaced with a new one!! My ribs hurt and my mascara has run down my cheeks!
You ladies should go on a "DH" comedy tour!! Coming soon to a city near you!!
Thanks again !! __________________
There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but few will catch your heart. Pursue those.....
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03-14-2005, 08:18 AM
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Matboard Maniac
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: NE Wisconsin
Posts: 220
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How do I bookmark this so I can show my DH when he gets home from work He too wants to put my stamps in the firepit! First I am putting all his basball, basketball, football cards in. |
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03-14-2005, 08:30 AM
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Polyshrink Goddess
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: A galaxy far, far away
Posts: 598
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__________________ Our last name isn't Hilton and we don't have maid service - so clean up after yourself! ~Me~
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03-14-2005, 08:44 AM
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Her Royal Awesomeness of Shiner Bock PTA Pirate Land
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: longing for my wolf to rescue me!
Posts: 32,472
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For what it's worth...
A mounted turkey would cost at LEAST 150 to get mounted in most places... And depending on the size and where exactly you are it could be more that that!
That's at LEAST a hostess order!!!
elizabeth
__________________ ShinerBockadon
Shadow's Stampin' Spot
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein
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03-14-2005, 08:53 AM
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Dirty Dozen Alumni
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: pineapple under the sea!
Posts: 40,854
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Quote: Originally Posted by Kar Quote: | Ask them sweetly how much their "Craftsman tools |
Oh I better watch it because the Craftsman tools and saws, sanders, etc. are MINE!!! hehehehehe I use to do woodworking before I took on stamping.. now they are collecting dust!!! hehehehehe |
Same over here!! My DH has to ask me nicely when he wants to use my tools.  |
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03-14-2005, 09:31 AM
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Polyshrink Goddess
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Norfolk VA
Posts: 715
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Quote: | How much would a mounted turkey butt go for anyway??? |
Are you talking about your DH, or one of his hunting "trophies"?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!!!
-- Heather |
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03-14-2005, 10:11 AM
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Compulsive Stamper
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: texas
Posts: 48
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[quote=How much would a mounted turkey butt go for anyway???[/quote]
Thanks for that picture--it will stay with me all day!!!ROFLOL Tanya
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03-14-2005, 10:54 AM
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Pearl-ExPert
Join Date: May 2004
Location: In between corn and commerce.
Posts: 2,161
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Will trade....
Will trade: (please see earlier post for description of tradable value DH....)
Will Accept: 1 Turkey Butt....
Value to Value: Believed to be equal. However, TB takes more dusting and DH requires more food. TB definitely more quiet and will watch chick flicks without complaint or eye rolling. Also TB will not scratch in front of relatives or criticize size of wife hiney. Possibly not an equal trade after all.
Will offer more stamps for Turkey Butt.... __________________
Hi...My Name is Kaylyn...I'm An Alphaholic.
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03-14-2005, 11:08 AM
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Insane Embellisher
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Texas
Posts: 920
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SPEW ALERT on that last one.
Well ladies, gotta brag on my DH. He keeps the heathern children out of my crop room most of the time and loves my stuff because it always makes me happy even when he is being a schmuck. If I am in a bad mood he says "maybe you better go to your crapbooking and stomping room. That will cheer you up" Then he cleans the whole house. YEAH HUBBY.
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Me in my YUCKEE old Hilton room at Convention 2005. WOO HOO WOO HOO HOO
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03-14-2005, 11:14 AM
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Kookie Creator
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Silver Spring, MD
Posts: 488
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my DH
My DH knows what eyelets are and can tell when I use Twinkling H2Os...He even knows the names of lots of sets and will help make recommendations when I'm struggling with a card. I always tell him "Do you know what kind of money I could get for you on the black market???"
Kristen
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03-14-2005, 11:42 AM
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Cardstock Collector
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Lansing, Michigan
Posts: 9
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DH
How much would a mounted turkey butt go for anyway???
Oh, man. Speaking of spewing...I was drinking milk when I read this. Do you know how painful it is to spew milk out of your NOSE?
Whoa! You guys are hilarious! |
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03-14-2005, 12:12 PM
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Compulsive Stamper
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 46
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DH
Oh my gosh, :P I LOL on the turkey butt, but when I got to the DH for sale ad I was out of control, and the mother-in-law w/o remote was the last straw. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it. And as for my DH, he has no idea what is in my craft room (crap room as he refers to it), nor what the value of the items are. He would probably raise the insurance if he knew........and then make me go back to work to recoup the cost!
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03-14-2005, 12:13 PM
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Compulsive Stamper
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 46
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DH
Oh my gosh, :P I LOL on the turkey butt, but when I got to the DH for sale ad I was out of control, and the mother-in-law w/o remote was the last straw. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it. And as for my DH, he has no idea what is in my craft room (crap room as he refers to it), nor what the value of the items are. He would probably raise the insurance if he knew........and then make me go back to work to recoup the cost!
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03-14-2005, 12:13 PM
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This reminds me of a Star Trek episode....
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Aboard the Enterprise, watching NCIS reruns!
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Quote: Originally Posted by LadyScrppr Well ladies, gotta brag on my DH. He keeps the heathern children out of my crop room most of the time and loves my stuff because it always makes me happy even when he is being a schmuck. If I am in a bad mood he says "maybe you better go to your crapbooking and stomping room. That will cheer you up" Then he cleans the whole house. YEAH HUBBY. |
Was that "crapbooking" a typo or a freudian slip??????? LOL __________________
Kathy Wrose
"Fun must be always." - Tomas Hertl, San Jose Sharks
"It was fun." - Kirk, Star Trek: Generations
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03-14-2005, 12:18 PM
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This reminds me of a Star Trek episode....
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Aboard the Enterprise, watching NCIS reruns!
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Quote: Originally Posted by LadyScrppr Well ladies, gotta brag on my DH. He keeps the heathern children out of my crop room most of the time and loves my stuff because it always makes me happy even when he is being a schmuck. If I am in a bad mood he says "maybe you better go to your crapbooking and stomping room. That will cheer you up" Then he cleans the whole house. YEAH HUBBY. |
Was that "crapbooking" a typo or a freudian slip??????? LOL __________________
Kathy Wrose
"Fun must be always." - Tomas Hertl, San Jose Sharks
"It was fun." - Kirk, Star Trek: Generations
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03-14-2005, 01:14 PM
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Insane Embellisher
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Texas
Posts: 920
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No typo CRAPbooking and STOmping room. The stomping may have come after the whole butt stamping trial and error period.
Oh black market. I could sell mine for enough to by more SU. OOOOO I am gonna do it!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone want any kids that do dishes? A buck a piece sound fair????
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Me in my YUCKEE old Hilton room at Convention 2005. WOO HOO WOO HOO HOO
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03-14-2005, 01:23 PM
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Mad Swapper
Join Date: May 2004
Location: the beautiful Pacific Northwest
Posts: 1,854
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How much do they eat?
My 16 yo does dishes, but he's a human eating machine. I swear, for a tall, skinny, boney boy he eats his weight in food 2x per day!
__________________ Happy Stampin',Charisma
When my children complain, I remind them "If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off!"
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03-14-2005, 01:40 PM
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Insane Embellisher
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Texas
Posts: 920
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Neither eat much. The younger one is 5'3" and weighs 98 lbs. and thinks she is fat. I could so slap her. Sorry for the hijack but these kids that think they are fat because of the social norms make me sad. Make me want to cry when my baby things she is overweight and is as thin as she is. I think we should start a trend, chunky moneys should be tre chic!
GO Kirstie Alley!!!
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03-14-2005, 01:50 PM
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Inking Addict
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Tuftonboro, New Hampshire
Posts: 75
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Wow Kristen, I though MY DH was to brag for... Nothing like yours though. All of my stamping stuff was purchased by me so he has NO say! Besides, he buys expensive camera equipment for himself.
But, he does say that he likes to see me so happy since I LOVE my creative hobby. Probably so that he can but more stuff for himself!!
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03-14-2005, 02:05 PM
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Polyshrink Goddess
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mahomet, Illinois
Posts: 524
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Just tell him they depreciate so fast they wouldn't be worth anything so instead you will just hang onto them..  |
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03-14-2005, 02:12 PM
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Compulsive Stamper
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: texas
Posts: 48
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Quote: Originally Posted by LadyScrppr No typo CRAPbooking and STOmping room. The stomping may have come after the whole butt stamping trial and error
A buck a piece sound fair???? |
Was that your butt or the turkey's???!! |
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03-14-2005, 02:21 PM
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Insane Embellisher
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Texas
Posts: 920
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I wish my butt was only the size of a turkey's  it was mine... __________________
Me in my YUCKEE old Hilton room at Convention 2005. WOO HOO WOO HOO HOO
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03-14-2005, 02:26 PM
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Compulsive Stamper
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: texas
Posts: 48
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Quote: Originally Posted by LadyScrppr I wish my butt was only the size of a turkey's it was mine... |
You and me both!!! ROFLOL Tanya |
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03-14-2005, 02:28 PM
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Pearl-ExPert
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: I'm in the secret sister protection program.
Posts: 2,444
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I was PIMP reading all of these posts. I even read them to my DH. I've been pretty busy for two days stamping for all of the challenges, a couple of swaps, MIL b-day, Sis b-day....etc...
I showed him this card when he came home today and he told me I was nuts. He said, what kind of crazy person would sew these all with a needle and thread? I said...what kind of crazy person would think I sewed it with a needle and thread when the sewing machine is sitting right in front of you??
http://gallery.splitcoaststampers.co...cat=500&page=1
Then he wandered into my craft room later on and saw my pliers from my Crafter's tool kit. He was admiring the spring-loaded hinge and the ultra-tiny needle nose. I said, I'd better not find those in your tool box or I'll order another kit, and it's $40! He put them back, but if they wander off.....I'm serious! Then he started examining the rest of the tool kit. I explained what everything was for in great detail until he left.
At least he encourages me, and only complains if I'm in an addictive spurt. He even handles the kids one evening a week, cleans up after dinner alone and lets me have a stamping/scrapping night with the chicks! |
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03-14-2005, 02:38 PM
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Insane Embellisher
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Texas
Posts: 920
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Does he let you be a SAHM? If so I am coming to steal him!!!!!!! Very cute card by the way!!!!!!
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03-14-2005, 02:52 PM
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Pearl-ExPert
Join Date: May 2004
Location: In between corn and commerce.
Posts: 2,161
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[quote="pinkhedgehog"]I showed him this card when he came home today and he told me I was nuts. He said, what kind of crazy person would sew these all with a needle and thread? I said...what kind of crazy person would think I sewed it with a needle and thread when the sewing machine is sitting right in front of you?? quote]
***SPEW ALERT*** / / / ***SPEW ALERT*** / / / ***SPEW ALERT***
I am laughing so hard that I am about to PIMP so I'm sitting here with my legs crossed and a wet monitor from laughing and drinking coffee!
Boy, were you *nice*!!! My response would have been similar, but probably would have included expletives and/or derogatory remarks in at least three languages!!
I'm still laughing!!!.................
Okay...new idea for a reality show....*MAN TEST* - And each week, the woman whose husband is *most* likely to be traded for a turkey butt gets stamps! We could make it quiz-show style:
Name three things non-booze related that a blender can be used for.
What is Bounce? (*not* what happens in the NBA before the ball goes out-of-bounds and forces a turnover...)
What is the average response time from the [insert your town here] Fire Department?
If you have three coupons for the same item, what do always check?
What is your [insert child's name here] birthdate? What is [insert *your* name here] birth date? (But I bet he can name five models of Mustang, including the engine size, production dates, body style, concept designer, CEO, and tire pressure...)
Oooooopppppsss....was that my out-loud voice again? ~ K
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03-14-2005, 02:59 PM
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Insane Embellisher
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Texas
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Quote: Originally Posted by pinkhedgehog
What is your [insert child's name here] birthdate? What is [insert *your* name here] birth date? (But I bet he can name five models of Mustang, including the engine size, production dates, body style, concept designer, CEO, and tire pressure...)
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That about killed me. ROTFLMBO __________________
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