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Old 10-18-2004, 02:56 AM   #1
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Default Things Hallmark doesn't cover.

Things Hallmark Doesn't Cover

I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
Inside card... After meeting you... I changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
Inside card... I never believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think how lucky I am...
Inside card... That you are not here to ruin it for me.

Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
Inside card... Will you take the knife from my back? You will probably
need it again.

Someday I hope to marry...
Inside card... Someone other than you.

Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
Inside card... Almost life-like!

When we were together, you said you would die for me.
Inside card... Now we have broken up, I think it is time to keep your
promise.

We have been friends for a very long time...
Inside card... What do you say we stop?

I am so miserable without you...
Inside card... It is almost as if you are still here.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Inside card... Did you ever find out who the father was?

You are such a good friend, if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
Inside card... I would miss you terribly and think of you often.

Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your birthday.
Inside card... So we are having you put to sleep.

Looking back o'er the years we have been together, I cannot help but
wonder...
Inside card... What was I thinking?

Congratulations on your wedding day!
Inside card... Too bad no one likes your husband.

How could two people as beautiful as you...
Inside card... Have such an ugly baby?

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Old 10-18-2004, 03:41 AM   #2
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these were fun to start the day with... thanks!!!
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Old 10-18-2004, 03:47 AM   #3
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Somebody help me up off the floor! Too Funny - I needed that!
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Thanks for the laugh for the day!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-18-2004, 04:07 AM   #5
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Thanks for these...I think I can actually put a couple of them to use Would that be wrong?

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We would like to put them all to use. But no one would ever speak to us again.
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LOL!!! Thanks, I needed that!!!
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Old 10-18-2004, 06:30 AM   #8
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OMG these are funny! You can make your own sarcastic cards! Try

www.rivercityrubberworks.com

They have some great sarcastic stamp sayings. I've purchased a few myself, like, "We've been through a lot together, and most of it was your fault."
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So funny!

Once at a stamping party, one gal just kept goofing up her card. Finally, she just said, "It doesn't matter, I'll just give it to someone I don't like." We were all ROTFL...

We could have used these sentiments that day!
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Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...
Inside card... Almost life-like!
Thats sounds like a Words by Wanda card!! That would be hysterical!!!!
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Love them!

I am the Queen of Sarcasm, I am afraid to say... even have a sign that says " sarcasm, just one of the services offered here!"

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Originally Posted by girlygirl
OMG these are funny! You can make your own sarcastic cards! Try

www.rivercityrubberworks.com

They have some great sarcastic stamp sayings. I've purchased a few myself, like, "We've been through a lot together, and most of it was your fault."
That is one of my ALL time favorites! That one, and "Cheer the hell up!"

ROTFLMBO!
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That's why I stamp - so I can put a truly meaningful (and accurate ) verse on my cards!
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Oh my Gosh!


I sure with I had the guts to actually send some of these! There is one verse here that is perfect for a former friend and backstabber!!!

Makes me laugh!

Michelle ROTFL
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I had these in my email for over a year and could not bring myself to delete them and then I realized that I was hogging them all to myself.
Hope you enjoy,
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Thanks for sharing. They made my day!
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After finally getting off the floor from laughing so hard I thought I would let you know I NEEDED a good laugh!!! Thank you!!!
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I love a good burn and some of these would work just great for a few people I know. Too funny! Hmmm, maybe an anonymous card or two could be sent out? I'll just have to remember to leave off the "hand stamped by" stamp...
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
My Ex has no idea that I have this stamping passion...perhaps I should make a couple of those cards and introduce him to my newest hobby...

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