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Old 10-26-2018, 05:34 AM   #1
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Just thought it might be fun if we can gather up jokes (written or pics) about card making and scrapbooking specifically....does not have to be Halloween based-just the one someone sent me....

Hint: googling jokes about cards wont do it. You just get funny cards. Googling scrapbooking is more productive but this is going to be an Easter Egg hunt I think....making the finds more fun!

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I got this one from Splitcoast in the first place, but it's still my fave:
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I have a stamp from Stamp Camp that says " I think I was a rubber stamp in a previous life ".
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I have a whole board of great crafty and quilty memes on Pinterest. This is a great one!
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You can make a small fortune paper crafting. You start with a large fortune.
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Fun stuff! Thanks for the smile.
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lololol!!! Keep it going please!!

As I just cleaned up my room...which took me about 10 days bc I DID keep stopping!

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I always put one of these at the end of my Whats On Your Workdesk Wednesday blog post. Here are a couple of recent favourites:
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A customer's husband said "My wife can make lovely cards for practically free. The first one, however, was $500."
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I have a rubber stamp that says
"Help! I'm being held hostage in a rubber stamp store - and I'm afraid they'll let me go!"
I made framed art with this stamp one year for my stampy friends : )
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Sue, this was my favorite too!
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Here's a good one....

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Oh, good one Kathy!

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One to make us all feel guilty! lol.
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I found this by Googling 'Hilarious Crafty Card Sentiments'. BTW, I'm not thin yet! Maybe after I make my holiday cards....
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Love this thread!!!!!! True, I think all of us could use any of them to describe our daily priorities list. I actually dream about crafting and awake before completing a fabulous project, but can’t ever remember what it was !
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I just remembered I have this great tee shirt my crafty friend gave me - it says

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( 'cause I get sad if I don't)

Not so much humorous as true! Especially through the long, Michigan winters. My bright, cozy craft room is my happy place.
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Why would you spend $5.00 on a store bought card when you can spend $500.00 and make it yourself?
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I´ve collected these funnies for some years, so here´s some, I haven´t seen here yet. Please enjoy them.
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