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10-26-2018, 05:34 AM
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Proud Fan Club Member
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: NYC
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Jokes about cards and scrapbooking
Just thought it might be fun if we can gather up jokes (written or pics) about card making and scrapbooking specifically....does not have to be Halloween based-just the one someone sent me....
Hint: googling jokes about cards wont do it. You just get funny cards. Googling scrapbooking is more productive but this is going to be an Easter Egg hunt I think....making the finds more fun! 
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10-26-2018, 06:17 AM
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Creative Crew SU Design Team Alumni
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: in a sunny state of mind
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"Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen." Winston Churchill
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10-26-2018, 06:30 AM
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Gallery Gazer
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Las Vegas, baby!
Posts: 6,445
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I got this one from Splitcoast in the first place, but it's still my fave:
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Happy for no reason...
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10-26-2018, 06:57 AM
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Stampin' Fool
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: North Texas
Posts: 1,432
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I have a stamp from Stamp Camp that says " I think I was a rubber stamp in a previous life ".
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10-26-2018, 01:01 PM
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Splitcoast Dirty Dozen
Creative Crew SU Design Team Alumni
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Fort Collins CO
Posts: 8,834
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I have a whole board of great crafty and quilty memes on Pinterest. This is a great one!
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Diane
On SCS since 2005...Fan Club since 2007
Quiltzi...High Plains Member of Punchkateerz I'll stand with arms high and heart abandoned,
in awe of the One who gave it all.
I'll stand, my soul, Lord, to You surrendered,
all I am is Yours.
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10-26-2018, 04:30 PM
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Polyshrink Goddess
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Neighborly New Hope, MN
Posts: 500
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You can make a small fortune paper crafting. You start with a large fortune.
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10-26-2018, 06:05 PM
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Splitcoast Dirty Dozen
Splitcoast Challenge Hostess
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Arizona
Posts: 28,409
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Fun stuff! Thanks for the smile. |
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10-26-2018, 08:30 PM
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Proud Fan Club Member
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: NYC
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lololol!!! Keep it going please!!
As I just cleaned up my room...which took me about 10 days bc I DID keep stopping!
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10-27-2018, 04:16 AM
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Die Cut Diva
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Worcestershire, England
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I always put one of these at the end of my Whats On Your Workdesk Wednesday blog post. Here are a couple of recent favourites:
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10-27-2018, 05:46 AM
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Gallery Gazer
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Windsor CO
Posts: 6,849
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A customer's husband said "My wife can make lovely cards for practically free. The first one, however, was $500."
Mary Beth
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10-27-2018, 04:44 PM
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Splitcoast Dirty Dozen
Creative Crew SU Design Team Alumni
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Southwest Michigan
Posts: 5,117
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I have a rubber stamp that says
"Help! I'm being held hostage in a rubber stamp store - and I'm afraid they'll let me go!"
I made framed art with this stamp one year for my stampy friends : )
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10-27-2018, 05:07 PM
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Proud Fan Club Member
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Location: Central PA
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Quote: Originally Posted by gregzgurl I got this one from Splitcoast in the first place, but it's still my fave:
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Sue, this was my favorite too! |
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10-27-2018, 05:11 PM
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Proud Fan Club Member
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Location: Central PA
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Here's a good one....
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10-27-2018, 05:14 PM
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Proud Fan Club Member
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Location: Langley, B.C. Canada
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Oh, good one Kathy!
Shirl
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10-28-2018, 08:53 AM
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Die Cut Diva
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Worcestershire, England
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One to make us all feel guilty! lol. |
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10-29-2018, 07:50 PM
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Polyshrink Goddess
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: SE Wisconsin
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We can't all be stars but we can all twinkle.
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10-29-2018, 08:21 PM
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Kookie Creator
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Wherever I am, that's the place to be!
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I found this by Googling 'Hilarious Crafty Card Sentiments'. BTW, I'm not thin yet! Maybe after I make my holiday cards.... 
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10-29-2018, 09:30 PM
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Pearl-ExPert
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Caution: You are entering an artistic zone. This is not clutter - this is creating. These are not pajamas - it's my work uniform.
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10-29-2018, 09:33 PM
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Pearl-ExPert
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Caution: You are entering an artistic zone. This is not clutter - this is creating. These are not pajamas - it's my work uniform.
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10-29-2018, 10:53 PM
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Pearl-ExPert
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Caution: You are entering an artistic zone. This is not clutter - this is creating. These are not pajamas - it's my work uniform.
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10-29-2018, 10:55 PM
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Pearl-ExPert
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Caution: You are entering an artistic zone. This is not clutter - this is creating. These are not pajamas - it's my work uniform.
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10-29-2018, 10:56 PM
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Pearl-ExPert
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Linda E
Caution: You are entering an artistic zone. This is not clutter - this is creating. These are not pajamas - it's my work uniform.
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10-29-2018, 10:58 PM
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Pearl-ExPert
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Linda E
Caution: You are entering an artistic zone. This is not clutter - this is creating. These are not pajamas - it's my work uniform.
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10-29-2018, 11:00 PM
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Pearl-ExPert
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Linda E
Caution: You are entering an artistic zone. This is not clutter - this is creating. These are not pajamas - it's my work uniform.
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10-29-2018, 11:01 PM
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Pearl-ExPert
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Linda E
Caution: You are entering an artistic zone. This is not clutter - this is creating. These are not pajamas - it's my work uniform.
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10-29-2018, 11:02 PM
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Pearl-ExPert
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Linda E
Caution: You are entering an artistic zone. This is not clutter - this is creating. These are not pajamas - it's my work uniform.
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10-29-2018, 11:04 PM
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Pearl-ExPert
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Linda E
Caution: You are entering an artistic zone. This is not clutter - this is creating. These are not pajamas - it's my work uniform.
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10-30-2018, 07:31 AM
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Love this thread!!!!!! True, I think all of us could use any of them to describe our daily priorities list. I actually dream about crafting and awake before completing a fabulous project, but can’t ever remember what it was  ! |
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10-30-2018, 08:01 AM
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Splitcoast Dirty Dozen
Creative Crew SU Design Team Alumni
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Location: Southwest Michigan
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I just remembered I have this great tee shirt my crafty friend gave me - it says
I make stuff
( 'cause I get sad if I don't)
Not so much humorous as true! Especially through the long, Michigan winters. My bright, cozy craft room is my happy place.
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10-30-2018, 08:35 AM
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Glitter Queen
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 21
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Why would you spend $5.00 on a store bought card when you can spend $500.00 and make it yourself?
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10-30-2018, 09:34 AM
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Polyshrink Goddess
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Location: SE Wisconsin
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We can't all be stars but we can all twinkle.
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10-31-2018, 02:43 AM
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Compulsive Stamper
Join Date: Mar 2011
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10-31-2018, 06:14 AM
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Gallery Gazer
Join Date: Apr 2006
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Quote: Originally Posted by muscratSue, this was my favorite too! |
It well may be that you are the one who posted it when I first saw it!
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Happy for no reason...
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10-31-2018, 06:20 AM
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Compulsive Stamper
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 26
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Just got this one from a friend just now.  |
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10-31-2018, 06:24 AM
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Embossing Fanatic
Join Date: Mar 2013
Posts: 66
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This is a Double Starred Bookmark thread for sure!
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10-31-2018, 06:40 AM
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Mad Swapper
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Somewhere between the Shire & Mordor!
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LOVE your finds, everyone! LOL Here's mine:
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10-31-2018, 06:44 AM
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Cardstock Collector
Join Date: Aug 2015
Posts: 1
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Thanks, ladies, you made my day! |
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10-31-2018, 07:41 AM
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Proud Fan Club Member
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LOL
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10-31-2018, 07:41 AM
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Polyshrink Goddess
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: da U.P. - Michigan's beautiful Upper Peninsula
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10-31-2018, 08:08 AM
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Kookie Creator
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Location: Colorado
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Quote: Originally Posted by shazsilverwolf
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OH, this is a new one I hadn't seen. LOVE it!!
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