Splitcoaststampers - VA and FHA underwriter???

I know this is a bizarre place to post this question, but I swear I remember someone mentioning they were an underwriter. I think more than once even. I was wondering if anyone happened to know of a GOOD FHA and VA underwriter? By "good" I mean reliable, knows their stuff, and easy to work with. If so, PLEASE, PLEASE message me. Please delete this post if I shouldn't have posted this here. I'm in desperate need of a qualified underwriter, and the position would be perfect for the time we're going through. They would work from home. Other than having their CHUMS and SARS, the other requirement would be they be willing to work Hawaii hours. Great company, good salary with benefits. Message me if it's something you'd be interested in hearing more about. With so many people out of jobs, I felt I had to at least mention it here.

***MOD: I'm so, so sorry if this isn't allowed. I would just love to help out a fellow stamper.

I'm still shaking my head at myself. Who in their right mind posts a job availability on a stamping site, right? But this is my favorite place in the world to spend time, and so many of my friends "live here". lol