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Um, this is kinda dark, but one year, when I was feeling particularly anti-Christmas, I drew a melting snowman and an evil sun saying "die, snowman, die! Evil harbingers of holiday cheer!"
Also the mention of "ho" up above reminds me of a card I made for a male co-worker. On the outside of the card, I had "ho ho ho" and on the inside was the co-worker, dressed as Santa, surrounded by three women wearing Santa hats (and nothing else).
Art is intended to provoke an emotion from a total stranger. If you�ve succeeded in this, consider yourself an artist. Paper Shanks Blog. Love me or hate me, you are still talking about me
Art is intended to provoke an emotion from a total stranger. If you�ve succeeded in this, consider yourself an artist. Paper Shanks Blog. Love me or hate me, you are still talking about me
Art is intended to provoke an emotion from a total stranger. If you�ve succeeded in this, consider yourself an artist. Paper Shanks Blog. Love me or hate me, you are still talking about me
I made cards one year with a wild looking Santa and the byline was, "You want WHAT for Christmas?" Draw Santa's eyes as hypnotic looking spirals and he will look nonplussed.
Also have an unmounted stamp that says,"Christmas is weird. What other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?"
We can't all be sweet all the time.
Also have an unmounted stamp that says,"Christmas is weird. What other time of year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?"
I love this one. It did cause me some embarrassment though. I was on the bus when I read it and started laughing out loud. I think the people around me thought I was nuts.
:mrgreen:
"back in the days" when we had the friday limited supply challenge, one weeks was hilliarious christmas. I made a card poking fun at Martha Stewart as she was "big" in the news then;
I went back and looked at all the cards made from that challenge and had several good laughs!! No, not the "prettiest" cards I've seen but they sure do make me LOL!!
I wouldn't miss this thread for the world! There is some seriously funny stuff here...
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"back in the days" when we had the friday limited supply challenge, one weeks was hilliarious christmas. I made a card poking fun at Martha Stewart as she was "big" in the news then;
I went back and looked at all the cards made from that challenge and had several good laughs!! No, not the "prettiest" cards I've seen but they sure do make me LOL!!
Art is intended to provoke an emotion from a total stranger. If you�ve succeeded in this, consider yourself an artist. Paper Shanks Blog. Love me or hate me, you are still talking about me
How bout a reindeer card that says nice rack? Or...
I ran across a beautiful card with a cactus that I got in an exchange & I am going to give it to my BIL for his b-day and say Happy birthday you big prick. :shock: Thought this might work if giving someone a Christmas cactus for a gift. . . Just a thought!
How bout a reindeer card that says nice rack? Or...
I ran across a beautiful card with a cactus that I got in an exchange & I am going to give it to my BIL for his b-day and say Happy birthday you big prick. :shock: Thought this might work if giving someone a Christmas cactus for a gift. . . Just a thought!
I laughed out loud!
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I am mostly a lurker on Splitcoast, but when I saw this thread I had to reply. THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!! I really needed this after the year I have had. Just not in the Christmas spirit this year, but these posts make me feel really good.
How bout a reindeer card that says nice rack? Or...
I ran across a beautiful card with a cactus that I got in an exchange & I am going to give it to my BIL for his b-day and say Happy birthday you big prick. :shock: Thought this might work if giving someone a Christmas cactus for a gift. . . Just a thought!
SO CUTE - definately going to borrow this one!
For all the Amy Winehouse fans this is not my own sentiment but found one that says 'they tried to make me go to rehab and I said HO HO HO'
Art is intended to provoke an emotion from a total stranger. If you�ve succeeded in this, consider yourself an artist. Paper Shanks Blog. Love me or hate me, you are still talking about me
One of the best holiday sentiment stamps I've ever seen was this: On the front, you stamp "There's no place like home for the holidays." On the inside, you stamp "So why don't you stay there?" My husband loved it. I must get it. I'll have to search to see who makes it.
Art is intended to provoke an emotion from a total stranger. If you�ve succeeded in this, consider yourself an artist. Paper Shanks Blog. Love me or hate me, you are still talking about me
What happens under the mistletoe . . . stays under the mistletoe.
Naughty is the new nice
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
The supreme court has ruled they can not have a nativity scene in Washington, DC. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno
What happens under the mistletoe . . . stays under the mistletoe.
Naughty is the new nice
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
The supreme court has ruled they can not have a nativity scene in Washington, DC. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno
ROTFL!!! (rolling on the floor lauphing!!!)
Good stuff, thanks for the chuckle today......I needed that!!
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What happens under the mistletoe . . . stays under the mistletoe.
Naughty is the new nice
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
The supreme court has ruled they can not have a nativity scene in Washington, DC. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno
Art is intended to provoke an emotion from a total stranger. If you�ve succeeded in this, consider yourself an artist. Paper Shanks Blog. Love me or hate me, you are still talking about me
Sassy and snarky sentiments for the holidays...
snarky Christmas
