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Old 10-26-2018, 05:34 AM   #1  
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Default Jokes about cards and scrapbooking

Just thought it might be fun if we can gather up jokes (written or pics) about card making and scrapbooking specifically....does not have to be Halloween based-just the one someone sent me....

Hint: googling jokes about cards wont do it. You just get funny cards. Googling scrapbooking is more productive but this is going to be an Easter Egg hunt I think....making the finds more fun!

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I got this one from Splitcoast in the first place, but it's still my fave:
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I have a stamp from Stamp Camp that says " I think I was a rubber stamp in a previous life ".
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I have a whole board of great crafty and quilty memes on Pinterest. This is a great one!
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You can make a small fortune paper crafting. You start with a large fortune.
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Fun stuff! Thanks for the smile.
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lololol!!! Keep it going please!!

As I just cleaned up my room...which took me about 10 days bc I DID keep stopping!

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I always put one of these at the end of my Whats On Your Workdesk Wednesday blog post. Here are a couple of recent favourites:
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A customer's husband said "My wife can make lovely cards for practically free. The first one, however, was $500."
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I have a rubber stamp that says
"Help! I'm being held hostage in a rubber stamp store - and I'm afraid they'll let me go!"
I made framed art with this stamp one year for my stampy friends : )
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I got this one from Splitcoast in the first place, but it's still my fave:

Sue, this was my favorite too!
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Here's a good one....

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Oh, good one Kathy!

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One to make us all feel guilty! lol.
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I found this by Googling 'Hilarious Crafty Card Sentiments'. BTW, I'm not thin yet! Maybe after I make my holiday cards....
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Love this thread!!!!!! True, I think all of us could use any of them to describe our daily priorities list. I actually dream about crafting and awake before completing a fabulous project, but can’t ever remember what it was !
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I just remembered I have this great tee shirt my crafty friend gave me - it says

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Not so much humorous as true! Especially through the long, Michigan winters. My bright, cozy craft room is my happy place.
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Why would you spend $5.00 on a store bought card when you can spend $500.00 and make it yourself?
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I´ve collected these funnies for some years, so here´s some, I haven´t seen here yet. Please enjoy them.
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