Just came across a great site that could be used for quirky card sentiments...
Todd's Humor Archive
great lines like:
OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest
OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just smell that way
OLD FORESTERS never die, they just pine away
OLD FRIDGE REPAIRMEN never die, they just blow their cool
you get the idea!!! :twisted:
Thought you might enjoy!