HELP!! Need Poems or Sayings ... putting together kit for new mom ...
It will be a "take care of yourself" type kit with items such as scented anti-bacterial handsoap, peppermint cream for her feet, pedicure gift certificate, ear plugs (for when it's HIS turn to get up and ffeed baby) - daddy's diaper change kit (complete with gloves and tongs - gag gift) etc
I need something funny to put into it - not the usual lifesaver, rubberband type sayings - just silly stuff like elaborate diaper changing instructions for dad or top 10 things babies are good for (ex: built in excuse for NOT going somewhere you don't want go, good explanation for why you are asleep at 2:45 in the afternoon, or now you have a good reason for having 10 Jars of Gerbers Vanilla Custard in your shopping cart) ...am I making any sense ....
You guys are so creative I know yo can help me ....
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