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Old 03-18-2007, 06:52 AM   #1  
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This was a funny email my MIL sent me that I thought you would all think was cute. Sorry it's all in caps. I copied it the way it was in the email.

ARCHIVAL SAFE - A LOCKED CONTAINER FOR SCRAPBOOK SUPPLIES

CHOCOLATE- FOOD FOR THOUGHT

CRAFTY- WHAT A WOMAN SHOULD BE IN ORDER TO HIDE SCRAPBOOKING PURCHASES FROM HER HUSBAND.

CREATIVE JUICES -BEVERAGES CONSUMED WHILE SCRAPBOOKING


CROP- TO REMOVE ALL THE DIRTY DISHES, PILES OF CLOTHES AND OTHER HOUSEHOLD CLUTTER FROM PHOTOS.

DIE CUT - A SCRAPBOOKING INJURY CAUSED BY A CRAFT KNIFE SCISSORS OR OTHER SHARP OBJECT

ENLARGEMENT-WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE TO EVERY SCRAPBOOKER'S WORKSPACE

HOMEMADE- WHAT EVERY SCRAPBOOKER NEEDS SO THEY CAN SPEND MORE TIME SCRAPBOOKING AND LESS TIME CLEANING

LAYOUT-WHAT PHOTOS,PAPERS,AND EMBELLISHMENTS DO ON A SCRAPBOOKER'S TABLE FOR HOURS (SOMETIMES DAYS) AT A TIME.

PAGE PROTECTOR-A SCRAPBOOKER WITH YOUNG CHILDREN.

PAPER PUNCH-WHAT A SCRAPBOOKER DOES WHEN SHE REALIZES THE PAPER IS USING IS NOT TRUE 12X12 INCHES (SEE TWELVE BY TWELVE)

PHOTO OPPORTUNITY-A SALE AT A CAMERA STORE

PRECIOUS MOMENTS-TIME SPENT SCRAPBOOKING

REPRINTS-WHAT'S LEFT BEHIND AFTER LITTLE FINGERS TOUCH YOUR PHOTOS OVER AND OVER AGAIN

SCRAPBOOK RETREAT -WHEN YOU WALK AWAY FROM A SCRAPBOOK LAYOUT IN PROGRESS FOR A PERIOD OF TIME SO AS TO BETTER EVALUATE IT UPON RETURNING

SCRAPBOOK STORE-WHAT YOU DO WITH THE ALBUM YOU BOUGHT JUST BECAUSE IT LOOKED SO CUTE

SPRAY ADHESIVE-WHAT A SCRAPBOOKER SHOULD DO WHEN SHE FINDS A GOOD MAN WHO SUPPORTS HER HOBBY

TRIMMER-WHAT A SCRAPBOOKING HOBBY MAKES YOUR WALLET

TWELVE BY TWELVE (12X12) INCHES-SIZE OF PAPER THAT IS ANYWHERE FROM 11 3/4X11 3/4 TO 12 1/4 X 12 1/4 BUT RARELY 12 X 12.

UN-DU-AN IMAGINARY BUTTON YOU WISH YOU COULD PRESS WHEN YOU MAKE A MISTAKE ON A SCRAPBOOK LAYOUT
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Old 03-18-2007, 07:09 AM   #2  
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That's so cute and very true! TFS
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That is really cute, Carrie.

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That is so cute.. I'm going to need to send it to some friend..
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