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Old 03-07-2006, 11:24 AM   #1
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Default Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

10. Gets winded purring
9. Instead of trying to run from dogs, sits on them
8. The Maury people call every damn hour
7. Ears perk up whenever you mention Wendy's Free Fixin's Bar
6. He used 8 lives on heart attacks
5. Cat carrier is a Ford Escort
4. Richard Simmons' cat staged intervention
3. Can only wear cute sweaters from the Big and Tall Kitty Shop
2. Litter box so huge, it has nude bathing section
1. Instead of "meow" he says, "mayo"
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:46 AM   #2
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LOLOLOL!!!! I guess that this means my 16 lb kitty is just fine!!!! Hey, he's a big tom cat, the perfect cuddling size, if only he'd agree! lol Thanks for the laugh!
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Old 03-07-2006, 11:58 AM   #3
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Lol - I just copied this to send to my BIL. He has a 25 pound cat!
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Old 03-07-2006, 12:03 PM   #4
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Too funny, RT!!! TFS!!!
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bahaha!
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My very heavy black and white kitty is purring himself to sleep on my lap right now....if only I would stop laughing long enough. LOL Thanks for sharing.
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BAAHAAHAA!!!

My wonderful furbaby weighs 17 pounds....
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Love it! Mine weighs 23. Vet put him on diet food. He won't eat it but the skinny cat does. Oh well!
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That's too funny! TFS! Gotta pass this on to a friend!!!
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Angel Kitty is so fat that she looks pregnant. Her poor belly hangs on the floor and she looks like a Christmas Tree when she sits. You should see her climb over the baby gates...

This was too funny.
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Hahahahaha...my Yoda is a huge fat cat! He has some diet issues. I guess if he'd lay off the white powdered doughnuts, he might have a chance.

Very funny, RT...thanks for sharing!

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Too funny. My 16 lb baby is also on a diet and gained a pound. Oops! Apparently Peeps and french fries are not part of the diet plan. DH calls her Lumpy. She reminds me of a penguin since her back feet are covered when she sits. I love her to death and don't like skinny kitties. Our other is a safe 13 lbs.
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Peeps? Powdered donuts? HOLY MOLY!! And my cat is ticked off because I won't share my food with her! Don't any of you tell her what your cats are eating... she'll leave home!
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*L* those are too much! The vet put mine on diet food last year since he gained .8 pounds in a year, and he's been getting fed the proper amount... and when I just took him to the vet's he's up to 14 pounds!!! I guess the corpulent one is helping himself to my roomie's cat's portion (who is also getting rotund, but not heavy). Whatcha gonna do!?
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11. You know your cat is too fat when the house shakes when he plops himself down on the floor!!
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So funny! We have wood floors in our house that are not the quietest. My husband was working at the computer one night and heard the floor creak. He thought it was me. I was sound asleep. It was Bustopher ironically named after the cat Bustopher Jones from the musical cats.
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LOL ~ I just copied & e-mailed this to my friends. I have two 25 pound orange tabbies. One is diabetic so that's not funny, but that list sure is!!!!

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too funny! we have two 15lb (or so) tom cats. they are definitely on the rather pudgy side. riley likes to prop himself up against something and sit like a budda. my hubby put a beer bottle next to him when he did that and took his picture. it was hilarious! poor pudgeball!
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My chubby little furbaby was not amused when I shared this w/ her...but I was. The vet told me miss kitty needed to lose some weight, and I told him that she says she'll lose weight when the vet can catch his own hummingbird!

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I have 3 with weight issues......
Nick names are Fat, Fatter and Fattest (21)
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You know when you have a fat cat when.... she lays down to eat! Yep that's what I said! I have a kitty that lays down to eat! She's one BIG kitty!
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we started calling my mom's cat...CATTLE. He is enormous!!

that was a great list, tfs.
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