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Old 01-31-2008, 06:39 AM   #1  
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Hi all, I have two cute cow stamps... one from the SU set birthday banter and one from the $1 bin at Michael's, I think it's Vap Stamps.

They're both ADORABLE and goofy and I'd love to use them on a valentine's card, but can't come up with any good puns other than, "You MOOOOO-ve me."

This is the most creative, "outside-of-the-box" group I know, so I know I'll get some great suggestions!

Thanks so much!

Oh, and also, I'm hoping this is the right forum for this question. I searched around and couldn't find any other possible threads.

Many thanks, Olivia
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How about "udderly adorable"?
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Love you like no udder
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How about

You're the stud I've been looking for!
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How about

You're the stud I've been looking for!

lol, A stud is a horse! Bull is a cow!

This will cover them all and I have no idea where I got them and I'm not reading through them all now so hope one fits and none are disgusting!


COW - MOO SAYINGS

Thank Moo

We've Moo'ved

How have moo been?

Thinking of moo

What's MOO

You're MOOvelous!

"Hay! That's Moovelous"

"Hay! Have a Moovin' Birthday!"

Cow are you?

Cow you've been?

You're moosic to my ears

MOO-chas Gracias!!

I love You moo-ches!!!

Mooch love! (ok that sounds wierd, lol)

Valentines day- A big heart with the cow in it, and stamp SMOOch with an alpha set.

"Heard you're gettin' set to mooove out to pasture."

'Herd' the 'Moos'

Moo-chas Gracias

Have a udderly wonderful birthday

An Udder Year Older

Udderly exhausted (from the SU farm fever set)

Our Moo Address

I hate these "Moo"d Swings

"It's pasture birthday" (belated birthday)

Holstein You Close

I Love You Dairy Much

I'll Never Love An-Udder

Friends For-Heifer

Be Mine For-Heifer

Somebody Brand Moo

Udderly Cool

Simply MOO-velous!!!!

Udderly adorable!

I'm head over hooves for you!

Latest Moos

You're Udderly Awesome!

"Party til the Cows Come Home!"

You're UDDERLY MOOvelous

Herd you had a birthday

Happy Birthday to Moo.

Mooey Christmas

We've MOOoved.

It's udderly amazing

Udder insanity

Moo moo gai pan

I'm MOOrtified I forgot your birthday.

MOOsic to my ears

Don't have a cow

Cash cow

Eat more chicken?

Holy cow!

Got milk?

Good MOOrning?

Let's go to the MOO-vies

Cow with Mulan (Disney) MOO-lan

Let's COOmunicate!

BerMOOda with a cow/hawaiian print?

No bull...

How now brown cow?

Instant moo-sege me @

Cow-ard (don't know why you would use this)

Cow with a crown (Dairy Queen)

Cow with a twitch = beef jerky (again not sure how that would work on a card)

Cows go to a MOO-seum

Sleeping cow is a bull-dozer.

Old cows give what? wrinkle cream.

Don't mean to be a moo-sance

Moosical chairs

Do you like Moo-sicals?

Slow as MOO-lases

When life gives you lemons... make leMOOnade

COW-culator

Cows drive a cattle-ac

How do cows buy stamps? from a COW-talog

Haven't HERD from U in a while.

I'm not aMOOsed (amused)

Oops I made a mis-steak

Have you herd the news?

Just an udder day...

I am udderly in love with moo

"Deja Moo - the feeling that you've heard this bull before."

"If you were a cow you'd be a belt by now."

"Invisible Cows Currently Control my life!"



funny stuff:

"Opie, you haven't finished your milk. We can't put it back into the cow, you know." Aunt Bee Taylor

"And now for a thought provoking question: When a cow laughs does milk come out her nose?"

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? -- A milk dud.

Herd any good cow jokes lately?

What do you call a cow with a twitch? -- Beef jerky.
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I came up with the same one you did, but how 'bout S-MOO-CH! and give that cow some nice red lips!
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I love you... and that's no bull.
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This website: http://www.cows.ca/ shows many punny sayings having to do with cows.

Maybe you can find something here. I like the humor and buy a calendar from them every year.
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Subscribing. I also have the $1 cow stamp. I just love it.
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I SO want that cow stamp - can it still be found? I have looked and haven't seen it.
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Love those !! I raise cattle, so have lots of cow/calf/bull stamps.
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Well for Valentine's Day how about...
"I'm in the moo-ood for love" ???
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Roxi, those are awesome! Thanks so much for putting these together. I've been looking for a bunch of saying I could use with my cow stamp. These are perfect!
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Another funny DH thought of:
If A cow has a fever, does it pass cottage cheese?
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Another funny DH thought of:
If A cow has a fever, does it pass cottage cheese?
Ouch Lisa, that would hurt! Poor cow!
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Good heavens Roxie....how did you do that? lol would have taken me a week...
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oh I want a cow stamp now - these are fab!
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Good heavens Roxie....how did you do that? lol would have taken me a week...
You know that function called cut and paste! ;) I had them saved in my word program.
I bet you thought I typed out the SC opening post every week too didn't ya!
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I made a card for my dh once and put "Wanna See My Udders?"

Heehee...but I guess that would only work for some people. (evil laugh!)
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Fantastic list! I love funny/punny cards.

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lol, A stud is a horse! Bull is a cow!
A bull can be a stud too. ;)
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Hilarious! A thank you card- GRASSias (gracias)?! I CUD've thoght of more,I'll keep thinking about it and reply later.
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Heehee...but I guess that would only work for some people. (evil laugh!)
ROTFLMAO!!!!! This is soooooo funny! And I just finished looking at your DH's undies with "wanna play doctor". And you look so sweet in your avatar.... lol!!!
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ROTFLMAO!!!!! This is soooooo funny! And I just finished looking at your DH's undies with "wanna play doctor". And you look so sweet in your avatar.... lol!!!
ummmm....looks can be decieving....heehe:twisted:
Actually I am sweet (I just act like a twisted sister sometimes!) Shhh....don't tell anyone!
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Oh! These are fantastic! It's almost 11 pm and I just got home from work, but I can't wait ... I'm going to go work on some cows right now!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!
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My favorite is still in the SU set Birthday Banter, the cow has flowers all over it and it says, I know how women your age enjoy a new floral moo moo!!
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To add to the lsit of cow sayings... I made a bunch of cow ornaments in 2006 that said "The first Moo-el" and "Happy Moo Year" -- friends loved them!

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