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Nope, I just see the SU banner Ad. But after having drug my fat butt on to the scale this morning, I could use the Lap Band. On my freaking G_d I'm so fat! Needless to say, I just got back from the gym. Yikes! Why can't I have Mick Jagger's metabolism?
OK. I'm not even gonna tell you what I first thought a LapBand was . . . I sure felt a lot better, after reading the replies, Joan, when I realized that it was NOT what I thought. :oops: LOL!
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I see a wide range of ads on SCS, some seemingly apropos to the site, some not so much. I see that SCS subscribes to two different ad hosts, Google and Rubicon Project. Perhaps one filters ads better than the other.
the lastest fad of ways to lose weigh (PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME IF IT WORKS FOR YOU).
If I understand it right, it's a surgically inserted band that goes around your stomach to make it smaller as opposed to the old surgery which actually removed part of your stomach.
I've been seeing lots of commercials on TV for it lately.
LOL a LapBand is a surgical procedure type of thing (less invasive than gastric bypass) that is done for weight loss (i've seen the commercial for them a LOT so I know what they are LOL!) basically they put the "LapBand" in at the top of your stomach and it restricts it so that you feel full? Something like that........
probably the lap band people read that horrible Martha Stewart Crafts article a while back and figured if stamping is "nascar for fat women" we need lap bands.
teeheehee
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probably the lap band people read that horrible Martha Stewart Crafts article a while back and figured if stamping is "nascar for fat women" we need lap bands.
teeheehee
*spew*
OMG I totally forgot about that whole mess..............BWAHAHAHAHA!!
I have foxfire, and I don't get ads.... but I'm positive I'd be thinking they were targeting me too... and hiding in my bathroom while I was on the scales!
I literally did laugh out loud when I read this! Sometimes I do get to thinking that box in front of me has actual intelligence and personality. (I guess it's because of the the people contributing.) If I keep sitting here like I am today, I'm sure going to need something like that!
Oh Wow!!! How did I miss the whole Martha Stewart/Nascar for fat women fiasco??? This is the first I've heard of it. Did some googling and learned a lot. No wonder I don't like the Martha Stewart line!
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I just have one piece of advice. They need a special tag for threads like this one so I switch to a stationary chair instead of a swivel chair before reading them. :mrgreen:
I almost killed myself reading this thread. My family is looking at me like I'm nuts!
OK. I'm not even gonna tell you what I first thought a LapBand was . . . I sure felt a lot better, after reading the replies, Joan, when I realized that it was NOT what I thought. :oops: LOL!
probably the lap band people read that horrible Martha Stewart Crafts article a while back and figured if stamping is "nascar for fat women" we need lap bands.
teeheehee
Did she say that? OMG I can't believe it! Well I hear she can't emboss to save her life so there - wow, I can't believe she would say such a thing - well then again maybe I should.
Did she say that? OMG I can't believe it! Well I hear she can't emboss to save her life so there - wow, I can't believe she would say such a thing - well then again maybe I should.
The article was titled Martha Stewart to Take Another White Trash Hobby Upscale Here:
When I read the article, the part about nascar/fat women was a post by a commenter on the bottom of the page. Not something Martha had said but a reader that read the article and added a comment.
When I read the article, the part about nascar/fat women was a post by a commenter on the bottom of the page. Not something Martha had said but a reader that read the article and added a comment.
Right, my point was that the lap band people read the article and agreed.
Sorry for the confusion.
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Is everyone seeing the LapBand ads
