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Okay, scratch the gallery search. Vas just gave me a buncha vases; vasectomy, nothing. I know there was a thread last year about the Big V. . . . :confused:
How about a pic of you with a big smile & a blurb about him being adjusted for "recreational use only" now.
__________________ Happy Stampin',Charisma
When my children complain, I remind them "If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off!" My itty-bitty SCS Gallery
How about this? My DH always calls it Man Land....
"I heard they were working on the plumbing down in Man Land....
(open up the card)
I hope they got all the leaks sealed"
I'm desperately trying to talk the DH into a vasectomy, but he won't let anyone go near him with a knife, let alone down in Man Land!!! Post a picture of it when you get it done so we can ooooohhhh and ahhhhhh over it!!!
How about this? My DH always calls it Man Land....
"I heard they were working on the plumbing down in Man Land....
(open up the card)
I hope they got all the leaks sealed"
I'm desperately trying to talk the DH into a vasectomy, but he won't let anyone go near him with a knife, let alone down in Man Land!!! Post a picture of it when you get it done so we can ooooohhhh and ahhhhhh over it!!!
I TRULY hope you are requesting a picture of the CARD!!! HEE HEE!
I know Raelene gave a friend of ours a sympathy card. I thought that was pretty funny!
JOcelyn
__________________ JOCELYN Babywearing, breastfeeding, homeschooling, writing momma of 3, step-mom of 4, grandma-to-be of 1. Check out my BLOG!! Crazy Love-Filled Life
How about one of the dog stamps and fashion one of those cones around its neck like the pups have to wear when the get fixed?
Okay, this has me rolling around laughing! I can just see it!
Hm. I have got to talk dh into one of these, if for no other reason than the humour involved! I'd say poor men but after what I went through to get my kids into this world, poor man my a#$%!
Jocelyn
__________________ JOCELYN Babywearing, breastfeeding, homeschooling, writing momma of 3, step-mom of 4, grandma-to-be of 1. Check out my BLOG!! Crazy Love-Filled Life
ROTFLMAO!!!! Can you tell I didn't re-read my post before I submitted it? YES - I'm requesting a pic of the CARD!!! I can't stop laughing!!! :grin:
OH THANK GOODNESS!!!! I was afraid to continue looking at this post for fear I would see something I really did not want or need to see!! I can breathe easy now and no longer live in fear!
Jocelyn
__________________ JOCELYN Babywearing, breastfeeding, homeschooling, writing momma of 3, step-mom of 4, grandma-to-be of 1. Check out my BLOG!! Crazy Love-Filled Life
You guys have been a huge help and inspiration! I'm thinking of using SU Fabulous Fruits (watermelon & grapes) with a thanks for going seedless. Throwing around the idea of putting the peach upside down with a happy face on the inside (it kinda resembles the boys!). What do you think of those ideas?
I made my neighbor a card topper with some nuts in it, and the topper said "Thought you might me needing these" and on the other side I put "got nuts?" He laughed but not as hard as his wife!!!
I think the watermelon and grapes card you came up with sounds really cute - plus you thoufht of it yourself! Hope all goes well - be SURE to have the tests done when needed for the sperm count levels - VERY important!
__________________ *My greatest fear is that when I die, my husband
will sell my Rubber Stamps for what I told him I
paid for them....*
When my husband made his v trip I found a card (yes a store bought card, it was the prestamping days) that had a bear on the front with a band aid on him. I think it was suppose to be on his belly but it was sitting a little low on the belly. I had to get it. I can't remember what it said on the inside. I think the front summed it up.
__________________ "I would rather have dirty stamps than a clean house"
great ideas esp. the band-aid bear ("Fav. Teddy"?)and the target practice!lots of target practice! LOL!
how about:
"no more nappies, no more spit
just lots more late nights
... gettin' IT?"
(I'm a poet & I didn't know it 'til I started to show it hope I dont blow it!)
let's make this a challenge !ROTFLMAO!!!!
how about:
A toast to me!(the wife)
and never having to "labour under a MISCONCEPTION"
AGAIN!
-------Thanks Honey !
When a friend of ours finally decided (after many requests from his wife) to go in for a vasectomy, he made a card for her that had a piece of string running through the middle of the card & when you opened it, a pair of scissors unfolded & came down to snip the string & said "I've decided to get the big snip".
Couldn't believe what a good job he had done making the card.
__________________ Save the Earth - it's the only planet with chocolate and wine!!
LOL,,,, It is really true,,,,,, we will make a card for any occassion,,,,,, LOL,,
__________________ Sherlie..... aka Surelyyoustalktoo? Just living is not enough, one must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower,and a few stamps, of course, www.splitcoaststampers.com/go/Sherlie
"A weed from a seed will grow,
What you reap is what you sow.
Thanks to you my garden's weedless,
You're a dear for going seedless!"
you're a better poet than I !
and I love the FUNKIST one too !
I used to sell fancy women'swear and certain classic pieces were suitable for "weddings,funerals and job interviews" why should our cards be any less versatile ? I'm pretty sure some of those short skirts went out to bars and even home on hot dates with inappropriate men ! LOL!!! there's ALL sorts of senses of humour I'm sure that anyone's could be pleased, despite the pain and embarrassment, to have some kind of acknowledgement !
Winnie-the-Pooh says "no one is ever uncheered by a ballon"
it is just the same with handstamped love tokens .
Vasectomy card
