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Unread 06-11-2013, 08:06 AM   #203
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Here is another chuckle...

Which Came First?

A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer were
gathered at the pub. The surgeon boasts, "Surgery is the
oldest technology in the world. It's in the Bible. God
removed Adam's rib while he slept. This is clear evidence
that surgery pre-dates all other technological endeavors."

Without so much as a beat, the civil engineer says, "Before
that, God formed the earth, the stars, and everything from
nothing but chaos. He created rivers, mountains and oceans.
This was clear evidence that civil engineering pre-dates all
other technological endeavors."

No to be outdone, the computer scientist points out, "Yes,
but where do you think the chaos came from?"
Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.
America will only be the land of the free so long as it is the home of the Brave
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