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MMTPT243 ~ Mar 26, 2013 ~ This fowl is so foul he'll make you want to howl!
Welcome to Teapot Tuesday
the Sisterhood of the Traveling Teaparty
and challenge #243
Tickle a teapotter This fowl is so foul he'll make you want to howl! (With my sincere apologies to John Barry the composer of Goldfinger) Mr.Goldchicken Goldchicken, he's the rooster The rooster who likes to cluck And scratch in muck Such a cold dickens
Beckons you to enter his web of sin But don't go in
Golden cockadoodledos he will pour in your ear But his lies can't disguise what you fear For a golden hen knows when he's kissed her It's the kiss of death from Mister Goldchicken Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold This heart is cold
He loves only gold He is so bold you�ll wind up sold and in a stranglehold you�ll never grow old He loves gold
Isolde dreamed of the Big Apple with its bright lights On the stage she was a delight and a beautiful sight Isolde was fresh off the farm and headed for the big city She was full of na�ve charm and oh so very pretty. She was Broadway bound with her own unique sound This little chick was full of talent pound for pound.
Mr. Goldchicken plotted and finalized his evil plan He�d be paid lots of money to get Isolde in a pan He figured he could disguise himself as an avid fan Then hide outside the stage door in a garbage can. He�d snatch her and deliver her to Mr. Big Who�d serve her up for dinner with a fresh fig.
Okay teapotters time to foil Goldchicken�s evil plot We�ve got to keep him from putting this chicken in a pot! Bring lots of hens, roosters & chicks to surround Isolde We�ll protect her so she have a career and grow old. Come as a decoy chicken in a frock or a macho rooster who�s a jock we�ll encircle Isolde and bring her to our coop find her bodyguards so she won�t wind up in soup!
We�ll leave it to the NYPD to apprehend Mr. Big He deserves life in prison as his last gig To break up this chicknapping ring They�ve planned an undercover sting They�ll lure Goldchicken with an ersatz Isolde slap him in handcuffs and seize his ill gotten gold. 42,000 bars of gold, I'm told! They�ll interrogate him, but they won�t offer him a plea Until he gives up Big�s location who will never be a parolee Mr. Big and Goldchicken can be cellmates in jail New York�s finest will capture these criminals without fail!
CHALLENGE TRANSLATION: Bring hens, roosters, or chicks. If you don't have fowl, bring any animal willing to help keep Isolde safe until the NYPD can get Mr. Big. If you bring chicken soup you can't even come in the back door!
EXTRA POINTS FOR EXTRA COOKIES (EPEC): Bring Singing chickens
DESTINATION STATION: This week our destination is a fellow teapotter who wants to be tickled by happy snail mail.
Please remember that just because you participate in a Teapot Tuesday challenge that is combined with a card drive request, it does not mean that you are REQUIRED to send your cards. It is totally 100% voluntary!
Be sure to you use KEYWORD MMTPT243 in your upload and post a comment here so we can all see your card!
Ever want to get a jump on next week's challenge card? Join the Teapot Tuesday Cheater Group and you will get an email of the challenge the Saturday before the Tuesday of the challenge so you girls can have the weekend to make your card. Send a pm with your email address to the Cheater Volunteer if you wanna be a Cheater! If you are confused about these challenges, see the first sticky post of this thread for more information. There is also a directory of individual challenges.
Whoot!! Hey gals we've got 2 teapotters having birthdays this week...So be sure to wish them happy cake and ice cream with their tea. The girls almost have everything ready and will be serving up some fun cookies with tea this week
__________________ Jan 'Being confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ'. Philippians 1:6
I had a lot of fun making this card. My first attempt was to colour the whole rooster gold but the details didn't show up too well so he ended up regular rooster colours. It was also a great deal of fun to see we still haven't perfected our counting in the tickle thread. Here is my HEN PARTY.
I think I want to bring some chicks too in which case (IF I find the time) I'll probably keep this as a masculine card - but at least this guy has flown in on time, not like last week's bunny! MMTPT243 Phew, it's Onion Soup b
Breaking News. . . Notorious Chickennapper Mr. Big and his accomplice Goldchicken have been caught. Their arrest resulted from a clever Sting Operation carried out by the 9th precinct with the help of a citizen's group called the Teapotters. (not to be confused with the Teaparty with ties to the GOP). This joint effort has resulted in the capture and eventual incarceration of two of the most sought after criminals NYC has ever seen. We will all sleep a little sounder tonight.
__________________ SUE aka GREENIE - Twisted Sistah Handmade cards because..No one displays an email on their mantle, or saves a FB post in a box of treasures! Nothing is impossible with God!
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Welcome to Teapot Tuesday
the Sisterhood of the Traveling Teaparty
and challenge #243
Tickle a teapotter This fowl is so foul he'll make you want to howl! (With my sincere apologies to John Barry the composer of Goldfinger) Mr.Goldchicken Goldchicken, he's the rooster The rooster who likes to cluck And scratch in muck Such a cold dickens
Beckons you to enter his web of sin But don't go in
Golden cockadoodledos he will pour in your ear But his lies can't disguise what you fear For a golden hen knows when he's kissed her It's the kiss of death from Mister Goldchicken Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold This heart is cold
He loves only gold He is so bold you�ll wind up sold and in a stranglehold you�ll never grow old He loves gold
Isolde dreamed of the Big Apple with its bright lights On the stage she was a delight and a beautiful sight Isolde was fresh off the farm and headed for the big city She was full of na�ve charm and oh so very pretty. She was Broadway bound with her own unique sound This little chick was full of talent pound for pound.
Mr. Goldchicken plotted and finalized his evil plan He�d be paid lots of money to get Isolde in a pan He figured he could disguise himself as an avid fan Then hide outside the stage door in a garbage can. He�d snatch her and deliver her to Mr. Big Who�d serve her up for dinner with a fresh fig.
Okay teapotters time to foil Goldchicken�s evil plot We�ve got to keep him from putting this chicken in a pot! Bring lots of hens, roosters & chicks to surround Isolde We�ll protect her so she have a career and grow old. Come as a decoy chicken in a frock or a macho rooster who�s a jock we�ll encircle Isolde and bring her to our coop find her bodyguards so she won�t wind up in soup!
We�ll leave it to the NYPD to apprehend Mr. Big He deserves life in prison as his last gig To break up this chicknapping ring They�ve planned an undercover sting They�ll lure Goldchicken with an ersatz Isolde slap him in handcuffs and seize his ill gotten gold. 42,000 bars of gold, I'm told! They�ll interrogate him, but they won�t offer him a plea Until he gives up Big�s location who will never be a parolee Mr. Big and Goldchicken can be cellmates in jail New York�s finest will capture these criminals without fail!
CHALLENGE TRANSLATION: Bring hens, roosters, or chicks. If you don't have fowl, bring any animal willing to help keep Isolde safe until the NYPD can get Mr. Big. If you bring chicken soup you can't even come in the back door!
EXTRA POINTS FOR EXTRA COOKIES (EPEC): Bring Singing chickens
DESTINATION STATION: This week our destination is a fellow teapotter who wants to be tickled by happy snail mail.
Please remember that just because you participate in a Teapot Tuesday challenge that is combined with a card drive request, it does not mean that you are REQUIRED to send your cards. It is totally 100% voluntary!
Be sure to you use KEYWORD MMTPT243 in your upload and post a comment here so we can all see your card!
Ever want to get a jump on next week's challenge card? Join the Teapot Tuesday Cheater Group and you will get an email of the challenge the Saturday before the Tuesday of the challenge so you girls can have the weekend to make your card. Send a pm with your email address to the Cheater Volunteer if you wanna be a Cheater! If you are confused about these challenges, see the first sticky post of this thread for more information. There is also a directory of individual challenges.
I tried to send a private messsage... could not so I hope some one passes this on Squigglefly of N Little Rock
thank you so much the blue rooster did the trick~tickled my fancy : )
I have been down with my back for 2 weeks sorry I did not let you know sooner