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Unread 01-09-2013, 01:19 PM   #221
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Look what I found

Web Addiction Sing Along!
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland" ♪♪♪)

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Happily addicted to the Web.

All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's dirt on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!

Kids come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, there!
Don't you know tonight's our party, Mom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter; and say "don’t care;
I just discovered Pin-ter-rest-dot-com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!

Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!!! (Yeah!)
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