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Old 08-12-2012, 10:52 AM   #2907
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True church announcement from George Goldtrap, Madison Tennessee
After the worship service, the preacher announced: "The class on prophecy
has been canceled due to unforeseen circumstances."

A Minister talking to a perspective congregant said, "Well, if you don't believe
in the organized church, you'll love ours we are as disorganized as they come.

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Grandpa Aaron was always going on about the good old days, and the lower
cost of living, in particular...

"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a
salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, and a magazine,
some new blue jeans... all for a dollar!!

Then Grandpa said sadly ..."You can't DO that any more...they got those
darn video cameras everywhere you look......"

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After the church service, a pastor told a woman, "I noticed your husband walked out in the middle of my sermon. I hope I didn't say something that offended him." "Not at all," replied the wife. "My husband has been walking in his sleep for years.

Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.
America will only be the land of the free so long as it is the home of the Brave
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