What are you waiting for? An invitation? Well, here it is....
The Official Splitcoaststampers Cookbook Volume 1 is a specially crafted book chock full of recipes from your fellow SCSers. Whether you are entertaining a gaggle of friends, cooking for the in-laws, or just flat out are hungry-this cookbook will be your one-stop for all things delish.
You will astound and amaze with such recipes as QC's Bacon Covered Turkey & Stuffing or amylou's Cheesy Mostaccioli.
Need a snack? Try otter005's Pickle Thingies! or the tastebud delight of pansy711's Chocolate Covered Oreo Balls (Yup-you read that right! ;)).
Order today! You won't be sorry you did!
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~ [email protected] ($21 US/$26 CAN) or send a check ($20 US/ $25 CAN) to
Catie Lewis
3035 S. 70th St. #124
Omaha, NE 68106
ALL PROCEEDS GO BACK TO SCS!
Need a little more convincing? Very well. Here they are...
~It's a great gift for your upline/downline
~Makes a subtle reminder to your hubby that you have been stamping all day, so COOK ME SOME DINNER!
~Coaster
~Sit on it so you can see over the dash. You can see over the dashboard? ~Give it to someone who can't
~Bathroom reading :shock: Don't act like you don't know what I am talking about!
~Completes your cookbook collection
~You want to find out where qc REALLY lives....*insert dramatic music here*
~Speaking of qc...didja know I got her award-winning Turkey recipe?
~One word: Fudge
~Foot rest while you are on the computer browsing the SCS website
~MIGHT make you think of something OTHER than stamping (horrors!)
~Props up your Cheetos bag
~Breast Rest (you would have to read "Have you ever noticed..." to understand)
~Use it to fix your wobbly table
~Use it as a shield when those pesky squirels get a little too possessive and territorial with YOUR balcony by throwing nuts at you.
(yes-this happened to me)
~Use it as a bookend
~Tape it together and use it as a frisbee on a nice summer day
~Birthday gift
~Use it as a fan during hot summer months
~Use it to prop up the card front you are gonna CASE
~Buy it just to shut Catie up
~Flyswatter
~Use as a baseball bat/golf club/tennis racket
~Tape sides together, add a snap and a strap...instant purse!
~Buy 2 or 3, tear out the same recipes-MEMORY game!
~You could use it to...I don't know...cook something
~Use it as a RAK
~Undo the binding to use as a hair clip
~Use it as a cravat on the table for your hot pans and dishes
~PLACEMATS!
~Wrapping paper
~Pretend you are a spy. Turn it upside down and learn to read that way.
~Use it as a plate
~Use it as a reflecting device if you are lost on an uncharted desert isle
~You can trace your kids hands on the cover, cut them out and have a decorative reminder that 'these are the days of our lives...'
~Use it as a baby name book...doesn't granijani sound like a great girls name?
~Makes a good cat 'shoo!'er
~Lay your ladle on it so that there isn't any gravy messes on the stove
~Use it as a barter to get STAMPS (or Hello Kitty merchandise)
~You could sell it on ebay for $500 like she-who-must-not-be-named
~Use it as a reminder to NOT procrastinate....later....maybe...well....
~Hook it to a gold chain and use it as 'bling'
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Buy 100 of them and then use them to dogpile people.
~Tear out pages. Make paper airplanes. Go to the mall. Fly them.
~Use your paper punches to make confetti. Fling it at passers-by.
~Outta wood in the woods? Need to keep warm? COOKBOOKS!
~It would make one funky altered book!
~I guess you could use the pages for Kleenex-es...don't get a paper cut!
~Use it as a sketchbook during lectures
~Buy two and use them for skiis
~Buy several and put them under your tires for traction
~Weave a bunch together and use them as a lean-to wind shelter
~They make decent shovels
~Rip off the cover, cut 2 holes in it, attach Window sheets=face mask
~Put about 50 of them in your Emergency roadside kit in place of a blanket
~UMBRELLA!
~To pass time while waiting in traffic-take a pen and color in all the 'o's
~Use it for a random vision test. Open to page 41 and put it 25 feet away. Can you read it?
~Cut out the center of the cookbook and make a 'hidden cubby' for stuff
~Out of cardstock? Use the cookbook
~Out of Yahtzee sheets? Improvise on a cookbook page
~Did you lose the dice too? Well, you might be SOL there...but you could mono the pages together for dice.
~Use them for CD file labels
~Use the book to cover the water ring on the coffee table
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I still think that you could make a dog-pile avalanche with them
~Do you think that Daven would reset the password of the people that didn't order?? (no-he wouldn't)
~The pages will create cute shadowbox figures
~Weave the pages into a gum-wrapper necklace!
~See your name in print if you are a contributor
Ok-I'm out. Just buy the durn thing! ;) In all seriousness-the recipes in this cookbook are wonderful. I've made a few myself. You'll be sorry if you don't have this one. There are less than 100 left. Buy one today.
~Catie
Cookbook Coordinator
So you didn't order a cookbook, eh?
Check cleared the bank on 10/7...patiently waiting.
