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Old 08-13-2008, 11:00 PM   #285
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Oh my gosh! I was rolling off of my seat laughing while I read these! I think I might use every single one!

Great thread! Perfect for a rough day!!

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Originally Posted by tillyhead View Post
Here's some "ponderisims" I got today

Ponderisms
>
> I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most
> people die of natural causes.
>
>
> Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are
> removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out
of the
> ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
>
>
> The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy
> a replacement.
>
>
> Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
>
>
> Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one
> talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
>
>
> In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
> world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
>
>
> How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes
> a whole box to start a campfire?
>
>
> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
> squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
>
>
> Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm
> gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
>
>
> If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
> him?
>
>
> Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
> are going to look up there anyway?
>
>
> Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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