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Old 07-25-2008, 11:22 AM   #76
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make a naughty, snarky or other 'no-no' card...
you don't have to send it
it could even be to someone fictional...
just think of someone who ticks you off and assume your card would change their whole attitide
and make it extravagant!

like the other day an old dude in a white sports car...
can you smell the evil already?
leaned over the passenger seat, opened up the door
( I thought "oh no he had a heart attack!")
and dumped his ashtray onto the road near our cul de sac,
and then dumped out a mcd bag and a drink cup...
i thought i would hurl!
all road trash ends up on my lawn...

I designed a nice U suck card for him in my head on the spot and spent a moment fantasizing that I threw my kids' half eaten icecream cones ( all gooey) secretly into his backseat.
creativity from rage! who knew?

that woulda been a great card ... and not boring!
if your path is boobytrapped you are probably on the right track to treasure BUT if everything is inordinately hard you probably are rushing to the final exam in the wrong place a day early.
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