This SC was perfect for using this bear and verse I've wanted to make a card for. On the inside is this verse I recieved as an e-mail:
I WANNA BE A BEAR
In my next life
I'm going to be a bear....
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do
nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal
with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat
yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are
the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake
to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could
definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean
business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I
could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup..... Gonna be a bear
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