Now today we teapartiers have to educate Sam the Ham Nottingham in SPORTS. Burke the Jerk thought he sent a letter of intent to sign the school's best athlete Sam the Man Cunningham but instead sent it to Sam the Ham the schools most girly girl. Well, Sam the Ham doesn't know anything about sports but since there is money involved, her parents are booting her right out of the house to go with Burge the Jerk. We have little time to teach her some type of sport. Now for myself, I never was good at sports. I liked the hammock under the trees better myself. But, being the true teapartier that I am, I am willing to help. Here is one fine, dirty, frog in pocket, hat on crooked, baseball player ready to teach Sam the Ham everything he knows about batting one in. PLAY BALL!
Date: Tuesday, July 13, 2010 GMT Views: 606
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Tue, Jul 13, 2010 @ 9:12 AM
Woo Hoo! Snort! So glad you got outa your hammock to come play! Hey, now I don't profess to be a great athlete or nuttin but I was watchin you swing, that's right the first time, then the second time and then the third (and last) time....and I can give you some pointers....
Dude, its the frog! Everytime the ball comes by, the frog ribbets, it skeers the begeezies outa you, and you jump and miss the ball! Loose the frog and hit the ball. What?
Naw, that won't happen.....if he jumps into the other team's dug-out, they won't smoosh him.....they are a bunch of girls, they will go running and screamin' for mamma!
Whisper: What a great card, its totally fun and awesome and to think you made this in between naps in the hammock! Snort! I love it...
Whinnnnyyyyyyy....that is a hello to Yosemite Sam!
Oh, how fun and cute! Kin I teach him how to fling fish?
Charlene and I think yer card is super duper cute!
------------------------------ Big Butt Bertie (one of the Butt Sistahs) My alter ego is Charlene; she and I attend the Teapot Tuesday parties! We have a flingin' good time! Woo-hoo!
Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Tue, Jul 13, 2010 @ 4:13 PM
I think Sam might see this player in a different light.....he is super cute, if you know what I mean. hehe What a darling card and story. I love this! TFS :0)
------------------------------ Cathy B aka: Mutnik ....or is it Nutmeg?! I get so confused!
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