This is my story,
There was once a girl who had aspirations of becoming a Rodeo Queen, but only made it to
Dumpster Queen!
She's been searching for a certain item as you well know, WWW, hi and low.
In and around dumpsters she's been known to go. With her little friend Harley, more Dumpsters to show.
Then one day she heard of one, that might be able to show her the way, to have WWW come her way.
The Glitter Queen cometh!
But alas it was not to be, for the Glitter Queen was evil indeed.
He had kidnapped the WWW and held it for ransom!
50,000 he said with glee!
Poor, poor, Dumpster Queen.
So she started working at Eggs-R-Gud, to earn the ransom he required. But instead met
Grinder and Allota Pain. Two neer-do-wells who tricked her into thinking they could help.
She sent them to meet with The Glitter Queen. In hopes they would succeed.
But as soon as they arrived, The Glitter Queen turned them into flattened frogs with his
Magic Pink Wand.
Woe to the Dumpster Queen as she had to now hide. So she hopped on the Twisted Sister Bus for a
ride. Here she met Shirt, Flirt, Purt, Yakky, and Perk. They changed her name to Gert, in hopes of escaping the Glitter Queen.
It was here that one of the Twisted Sisters told her of someone that might help. He is called
The Buckle Man.
Now The Buckle Man heard of her plight, but he said he didn't have 50,000 for the ransom.
But he had a solution for her. A Buckle for the belly, the history of her life, in steely bling wonder,
to lighten her strife.
And so it was, He created the Buckle for the world to see, how Mothermark is a wannabe.
Date: Saturday, July 5, 2008 GMT Views: 2117
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Registered: December 21, 2007 Location: Clovis, Ca. Posts: 401
Sat, Jul 05, 2008 @ 6:00 PM
My dear MM,
I'm sorry to say that it will be abit of time before the Buckle will be mailed,
as I need to make sure that it will arrive about the same time as 2 very important visiters to your area.
You know the photographers..... all the publicity shots and all....
Hope you really enjoy the buckle, it's classy enough for a night on the town.
Even for that important meeting at Eggs-R- Gud.
------------------------------ MAN Stampin': Did you use an Xacto Knife? No? Then it's not a real card!
Registered: July 17, 2005 Location: Staying inky in eastern Connecticut Posts: 79205
Sat, Jul 05, 2008 @ 6:06 PM
OMG....OMG.....OMG.......the Buckle Man comes through...not only with a project for Mothersnot, but with a STORY too..........a PIMP moments...........thanks for the memories....
Registered: December 21, 2007 Location: Clovis, Ca. Posts: 401
Sat, Jul 05, 2008 @ 6:15 PM
Well I can't take credit for the pic, as my photographer does all that.
She's all into that staging thang. But I'll tell her.
One thing that didn't make the pic was the WWW keychain. We'll just leave that as a surprise shall we?
------------------------------ MAN Stampin': Did you use an Xacto Knife? No? Then it's not a real card!
Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni Stamp Like You Mean It
Registered: March 24, 2006 Location: Posts: 38589
Sat, Jul 05, 2008 @ 6:37 PM
Mother Mark- Did you happen to notice the belt? Bubba special ordered that online from a military supply in NY, and he claims that your initials are 'real' diamonds. I dunno...do I need to worry?
------------------------------ Pat Smethers "The Lord will guide you always; He will satisfy your needs in a sun scorched land and strengthen your frame. You will be like a well-watered garden." Isaiah 58:11
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Sat, Jul 05, 2008 @ 6:47 PM
I did notice that belt, the pink camo.....When I was looking at the picture I actually wondered which part of it he had ordered from that military supply you told me about when he placed his order way back when. About that belt! Hee! Real diamonds??? Whoo Hoo! The minute I get my buckle and that awesome pink belt, I am heading to the pawn shop with those diamonds and I betcha I can get $50,000 for WWW. No Pat...no worries for you! Actually, I probably wouldn't be able to part with it......part with my rhinestone MM!
Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Sat, Jul 05, 2008 @ 7:25 PM
That is just awesome in every way I can think of!! Buckle Man, as we say on SCS - you are da bomb!! Mothermark.. there is your WWW!!!! The Buckleman has been sitting on forever just to wreak havoc with you.. MM.. I 'm afraid as much as I enjoy your specialzed FS cards each Sunday... The Buckleman might just have you beat!!
Oh man, you'd better watch your back ... the Buckleman means business, and from what I know, Flirt is so under his spell ( lovewise ) - that you'd better watch your back when you meet Flirt!!
That's one dang good story, and that Man - Sweat belt buckle looks dang good.. so I hope to see you wearing it MM - in a new avatar pic!!
Fabulous, sweaty manly work Buckleman - I bow to you!!!
Registered: September 17, 2006 Location: San Marcos, Tx Posts: 3011
Sun, Jul 06, 2008 @ 3:38 AM
YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!!!! Do they let you out at night? Alone?? Awesome MM buckle although the story is a bit L O N G it was entertaining. I'm sure I've misinterpreted some of the nuances here but I'm from Texas and we usually don't dally with Glitter Queens and the like. Thanks for the laughs as they are precious and priceless Buckle Man!
------------------------------ Ich bin Klein. Mach mein Herze rein Soll niemand anderen drin wohnen Als Jesus allein. (I am little. Make my heart clean. Don't let anyone else live in it but Jesus alone.)
Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni My Pinkie is Inkie in Boxertown
Registered: April 4, 2006 Location: Boxertown USA, IL Posts: 67328
Sun, Jul 06, 2008 @ 10:26 AM
Don't mail that too early to MM. Maybe you will have to send it to the photographer privately.
Now I am sitting here quietly thinking that this looks so cool, I may want to sneak it home with me to go with my future, Hubba Bubba helmet that is in the works. Wow, then I would be all blinged out, for sure. I would have to figure out how to put my inititials on it to cover up the MM.
I am off to look for some cute mucking boots to bling up to go with my new accessories. Gonna be lookin' good.
Registered: August 24, 2005 Location: northwest Ks. Posts: 1501
Sun, Jul 06, 2008 @ 1:53 PM
I'm with Tater, you guys are crazy LOL. This has to be the funniest story I have heard in a long, long time. Wow buckle man that is some buckle you have created, I'm jealous, do you think you could make me one ha ha I think I am missing out on all the fun. JUST KIDDING.. And how long did this take you???? ha I think if i were you I'd watch my back cause MM will be out for blood,,,,,,,,,,,
Ks.stamper
Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni Stamp Like You Mean It
Registered: March 24, 2006 Location: Posts: 38589
Sun, Jul 06, 2008 @ 4:11 PM
Well, I have been 'instructed' not to mail this too soon! The Buckle Man thinks a week before we leave is good timing, and maybe should be addressed to the Photographer. Hummm.....
And speaking of your helmet Shirt- you will look fabulous! OMG, he is working away at the next creation. You will certainly be the prettiest girl on the Twisted Sister Bus! Very blingy, and 'special', just like you! It will also be in the mail just before our trip. So you and MM will look quite good! I feel left out. Maybe Bubba can make some special gear for me too!
------------------------------ Pat Smethers "The Lord will guide you always; He will satisfy your needs in a sun scorched land and strengthen your frame. You will be like a well-watered garden." Isaiah 58:11
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