Debzi, I made this card just for you and I am just trying to help, you understand that, don't you?? Some of the girls are really getting worried about your teeth...so yellow and rotted. I won't go into any more details. Just know that the top of this card shows the things to use to keep this from happening again on that dental visit that is coming soon. I didn't know your visit earlier this week would result in such a horror. Now, when you use the things on the top, you won't have to deal with the things on the bottom. Got it???? Girl, you are ready for Halloween with your lovely teeth now. You won't even have to dress up to scare the daylights out of people. This is why I have this on spider web paper....very scary. This photo of your mouth was taken by Fruitcake in her new position. I am surprised she can even take on this position with that -.1 IQ.
What was Anne Ryan thinking?
Maybe this will get you girls (you know who you are) off my note card with box photo.
Date: Wednesday, September 16, 2009 GMT Views: 819
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Wed, Sep 16, 2009 @ 11:17 PM
My time is precious.. heaven knows - but I had to tell you in SECRET Brenda - I just about fell off my chair laughing at your brilliant card!!! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ keep that a big secret!! With my important status here on SCS and in the WORLD at large -I can't be seen as a having a sense of humour or allowing others to tease me .
It's all busisness when it comes to me!! I haven't a funny bone in my very serious body. no - not me!
Oh I love to gaze upon my avatar - it's nearly as good as having a mirrror next to my computer......... hey - why didn't I think of that earlier!!!
Thanks for this LOVELY and THOUGHTFUL card. I'm sure it will make the fav list this week!!! ;) I'm so proud!!!!!!
Registered: July 9, 2008 Location: Stars Fell on Alabama Posts: 74835
Wed, Sep 16, 2009 @ 11:42 PM
Well, well...Debzi finally made it to this gruesome scene. I must tell you IC Fruitcake got out her beauty scanning software and ran your photo before and after surgery through and found some bed news for you. Post surgery looks worse than pre-surgery. She thinks you should have left those rotten teeth in. I guess your 19 yr. son knew what to worry about with that front tooth. Just atrocious! O.K. I hope you get those braces off soon, although I think they are hiding some things in there we had rather not see. Sorry I had to do this but with that remark about my singing in the choir, I could not let it go. And, btw, my 5 digit IQ thought this card up in seconds and it was completed in 5 min. or less. GOOD NIGHT!!
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Registered: July 9, 2008 Location: Stars Fell on Alabama Posts: 74835
Wed, Sep 16, 2009 @ 11:54 PM
Oh, Debzi, just one more thing before retiring for the night as it is almost 2:00 a.m. in my neck of the woods. I don't know about the fav list but IC Fruitcake thinks I will soon be a FS for the week(just because of this card) HAHAHAHA and I can imagine everyone CASING this card. Millions of challengers with this card CASED on the gallery. HAHA
I would love to see it!!! Wouldn't you???????
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Bahh Haa Haa! Too clever Brenda! I think I really should start wering depends before I look at some of the cards....i just peed pants laughing. yes I can see this being cased as an FS card. Ya'll make me wish I knew how to photo shop!. In Debzi's defence..when I met her I darn near needed sunglasses her teeth were so white..guess with them all being yanked we won't be needing the sunglasses. Thanks for the link Brat, when I get my braces off (15 more sleeps) and the rest of my dental work done I will check it out~ love Steve Martin.
However Brenda your hillarious card has more of a Dean Martin roast feel to it! when you are FS, I will surely case it!
Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Thu, Sep 17, 2009 @ 12:21 PM
Brenda, I'm more convinced than ever after this display of your brilliance, creativity, craftiness and supposed 5-digit IQ, that you should be named the next Chief Inspector Fruitcake, II. I shall notify Queen Anne of the Fruitcakes of my humble opinion on YOU KNOW WHOSE replacement. Congrats. My letter of resignation will be forthcoming. I'll teleport all the newest and latest technology software and scanning equipment I have. Yes, I have a teleporter too. I can send anything or be anywhere at the touch of a button. That's how I happened to get a peep at Debzi's ugly mouth post surgery. She was never entrusted with this high tech equipment in Canada, but the good ole US of A likes to spend money on ME!!!! I certainly hope you get a paycheck of some sort for taking on your almost new duties as I haven't seen a dime yet. Now, go rest that high IQ of yours and let me know if you will take the almost new position opening up soon!!
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Registered: July 9, 2008 Location: Stars Fell on Alabama Posts: 74835
Thu, Sep 17, 2009 @ 3:05 PM
Oh, dear Pammy, I don't want your position...so mundane. Please, you must know my IQ is too high for that position that neither you nor Debzi could fill in the way it was meant to be. I am holding out for another much higher position..one you'll never be able to obtain. Though I was glad to be able to finally get the truth out about what you thought of me. It was pretty awesome and you can't take it back. :cool: I guess you wonder where I have been today. I was out getting beautified. I was afraid you were going to run me through that so-called beauty software scanner of yours and I wanted to be perfect so I wouldn't fail. HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Thu, Sep 17, 2009 @ 8:05 PM
Benz-a-lina: Bad news: I ran your avatar photo through the beauty software scanner and it came back a "0"!! But, at least it was better than Debzi's as hers ran in the negatives and almost blew up my new expensive equipment!! I guess the higher the IQ the uglier the person. What can I say, having a low IQ like mine ain't so bad after all. See ya, got some modeling to do with Brat-A-Cuss!!! LOL!!!
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Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Thu, Sep 17, 2009 @ 8:08 PM
P.S. Brat-a-CUSS rated a 9 on the beauty software scanner, so she's a looker, but not too smart obviously, if you know what I mean. The dumber, the more beautiful - I'll choose beauty any day!!!
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Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Thu, Sep 17, 2009 @ 8:11 PM
P.S.S. Actually, the beauty software scanner could not verify that Debzi was even human - it had never read in the negatives before. You came close Benz-a-lina, but you were recognized as partially human at least!
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