I'm late! I'm late!!! I am so sorry I am late. Here is what happened on the way to the tea party. I had the most beautiful card you ever did see. It was fabulous!!! Along with that card I had the most delectable, mouth watering, red, ripe, luscious strawberries and of course a large quantity of whipped cream!!
Well on the way to mousey daycare Charlie, my church mouse, decided he was going to have a hissy fit. Why did he have a hissy fit you ask? Because he found out that there were going to be strawberries at the tea party. Who spilled the beans, I don't know. So the mousey daycare provider said she just could not handle a little church mouse having a hissy fit. So Charlie had to come with me.
Here is where the story gets interesting. You see not only did Charlie throw a hissy fit. He threw an I'm as hungry as a giant hissy fit and ate most of those strawberries and squirted all of the whipped cream in his mouth to where he looked like he was rabid! By the time I pulled over and stopped to wrangle the berries away from hm all that was left were these four.
You can see how pleased Charlie is with himself and his I'm as hungry as a giant hissy fit. I will offer no guarentees on how his behavior will be while we are at the tea party. But he has promised to be on his best behavior and to only nibble small bits from the shortcake!
Could you please hide the other strawberries. Who knows what he will do if he sees them!!!
Oh and that fabulous card I had before, well Charlie dribbled strawberry juice on it in his eating frenzy, and yes, even some whipped cream. That stuff really gets all over everything!