It's taken me a while, but I finally have the evidence those of us on the Naughty list need. There had been rumors that Kelly (aka Shirmcat) had obtained her list of Naughty People by fraudulent means.
Being a Texas native, I contacted the Texas Rangers to find out the truth. They also had heard the rumors and were deeply distressed that a New Yawker would malign a Texan and give false info to another Texan (Jenn Balcer). They asked me to go on assignment to investigate. I was sent to the North Pole where the rumors originated and what I found was shocking, I tell you SHOCKING!!!
An elf who cannot be named (and is now in the witness protection program) had managed to snap this unretouched (ok, it's a little touched) photo of Shirmcat holding these characters hostage. At gunpoint, they were forced to name names and falsely accuse the people on the now infamous Naughty List. (The gun was later recovered and found to be a toy stolen from a Lone Ranger play set.)
You can see for yourselves, all these poor characters being made to stand w/ arms raised and in fear of the really tall and scary looking Kelly, disguised as a Dolly Mama. The Texas Rangers now have her on their wanted list and the sketch of Kelly is now posted throughout the country. It won't be long before she is apprehended.
Her motive is still unclear, but it is believed that Kelly wanted to make sure she received the best goodies at Christmas. When contacted, her family was not surprised and stated they always knew she would end up in a striped jumpsuit.
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Registered: November 3, 2007 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 10333
Wed, Dec 03, 2008 @ 4:57 PM
OH.MY.WORD. If this wasn't such lie, I would think it was HILARIOUS! And OVER THE TOP! And FUN! And CREATIVE! And must have taken so much TIME! But since it is lie, it's ok I guess. SNUGS to you Joanne!!!!!
Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Wed, Dec 03, 2008 @ 5:21 PM
Finally, a woman after my own heart!! You will recall, I was the one that had to go down to expose Anne Ryan heinous ways in my expose on her living on the avails of crime.
I see in the same vein, you too have had to go into the spy/ dective work as I had to do to undercover the fradulent and unsavoury activities of folks we once considered to be * nice SCS's *.... This is just SHOCKING!!! I mean, Schirmcat holding the Christmas Characters at Gun Point!! We have rules against guns and such here in Canada - but I know it's a wild world in Texas and NC and -well - even up in the North Pole by the looks of it!!
Even I am shocked at the violence protrayed this horrible photograph of Shcirmcat holding our very dear Christmas Characters at gun point.. This is something I did not think I would see in my lifetime!!!! And yet - here it is!!!
Thanks for the headsup JustWriteDesigns - and once again - you are Just Right!! Shocking I say!!!
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Registered: February 23, 2007 Location: Brooksville FL Posts: 19774
Wed, Dec 03, 2008 @ 5:26 PM
Oh the eyes of Texas are upon you, Ms. Kelly! You broke the rule--ya don't mess with Texas. Not only are you ill-advised and misdirected but your shenanigans are now proven so eloquently and visually by JustWriteDesigns. Now she is a classy lady who bides her time and gets her (wo) MAN in the end. Proof positive, Julie, and the naughty girls and guys owe you our gratitude, our esteem, and our undying loyalty!
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Registered: August 7, 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 28113
Wed, Dec 03, 2008 @ 6:08 PM
Oh this is tooooo funny! ROTFL!!!!! Yes I definitely can see through that disguise... just look at that face! Love your story!!!! Thanks for the laugh after a rather intense day around here!
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Registered: April 20, 2005 Location: The only Eaton Rapids on the Earth, Michigan Posts: 57568
Wed, Dec 03, 2008 @ 6:18 PM
OMG! Julie, this is over-the-top hilarious! I cannot imagine the time it must've taken for you to put this together. The police artist sketch just bowled me over! Oh, I get to be the cute penguin cause I love penguins, and I'm really very sweet, just like penguins. And, yes, I waddle like a penguin when I walk! Bwaaaa-haaaa-haaaa! Great job, Julie. My card is still in the works. Stay tuned....
Registered: August 21, 2007 Location: Wayland MA Posts: 105224
Thu, Dec 04, 2008 @ 3:56 AM
Absolutely wonderful Julie!! I knew therre was much more to the story!! Thanks for adding some humor to the day!!!
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