This is the latest SCS Gossip Update on the Anne Ryan Saga:
Oh Auntie Annie is ANGRY!
Ms Ryan just IS NOT looking her regular jaunty self! Apparently there are no people to do her hair
and make-up in the Penn!
She instructed my dear uncle to bring her a file and bust her out. Well, he IS known to be a screw up!
So, here are the TOP TEN REASONS MS RYAN IS MAD!
1. DU *Dear UNCLE* tried to put the real number of
candles on the cake which drew the attention of
the warden.
2. DU got the size of the instrument wrong and put
a big olÂ’ rusty SAW in the cake.
3. Then the warden found the saw when he was
singing HB to her.
4. The warden was so mad, he blew out her
candles!
5. No conjugal visits with my DU!
6. No Copics
7. No People
8. Anne has laundry duty!
9. Undercover Debzi333 out smarted her!
10. Ms RyanÂ’s angelic and oh so innocent niece,
Terri AKA Brat Cards, has not come to visit her!
Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Mon, Aug 31, 2009 @ 9:07 AM
I know this is an older card in more ways than one ~LOL!~ Terri, but I had to laugh. Where on earth do you all find these hysterical stamps???? This is so funny and clever. Poor Anne has been everywhere hasn't she?? Undercover, I doubt that very seriously. Wonder if the candles burned her chin hairs too???? LOL - great work!!!
------------------------------ Pam Co-Founder of The Punchkateerz! Fan Club Member FS149, QFTD44