And so, you see, Ms. Bertha Derryberry is obviously the true love of the janitor, as he gave her the largest flower of all! She made me post her card under my identity or else she would give me an F on the final exam!
Her flower measures 8-1/4" across and the card is 8-1/2" square. Ms. Derryberry wishes me to tell Mothermark, NancyRuth, Ms. Crabtree, Ms. Hoffinstinkle, Dr. Thinkintoomuch, and your Mama, "nanner nanner boo boo to all of you!" She is the one that has been with the janitor in his closet between classes and while the movies are showing in her biology class. No one has yet noticed her absence, and you'd better not be the ones to turn her in! She told me to tell you she has biological knowledge that could harm you and never be traceable!
* No tools were used in the making of this card, however many may be needed to lift it.
Date: Friday, March 14, 2008 GMT Views: 1527
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Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Fri, Mar 14, 2008 @ 4:46 PM
OMG! I am about to you know what my pants! That janitor must be the bomb!!! A real ladies man....who'd a thunk all this could happen in the confines of a little closet where the tools we are forbidden to use are stored!!!!
Your flower is maybe the most gorgeous of the bunch...But Bertha DerryBerry doesn't really know what she is up against....Hoffenstinkerschnookerdoodle and the gang have planned their revenge and hired that 8 foot man-eater flower to do their dirty work. They are about to find out....
Registered: March 21, 2006 Location: sunny southern california Posts: 20098
Fri, Mar 14, 2008 @ 4:50 PM
Are you planning to mail this?
------------------------------ christine m.aka summer and weekend stalker DOT INK (My yadda yadda) Don't magnify your problem . . .Magnify your God
PROUD MEMBER OF THE REDDIVAS!
Registered: April 17, 2006 Location: Posts: 112853
Fri, Mar 14, 2008 @ 4:54 PM
OMGosh...Well, I can assure you that Ms. Hoffinstinker has a sure fire method of taking care of competion...Ms. Bertha better watch out! Heeheeheee
Of course, I am just relaying this message, so you needn't be angry with me! LOL!!!
Registered: April 17, 2006 Location: Posts: 112853
Fri, Mar 14, 2008 @ 5:07 PM
However, Karen, Ms. Bertha has a horrible problem...You see...Ms. Cindy has the key to the janitor's heart...She is the major shareholder of the largest toilet brush company in the world!!! He HAS to be loyal to her, and of course, his other women of the school!
Registered: May 28, 2004 Location: My very hot stamp room, in Phoenix! It's a dry heat. Posts: 38730
Fri, Mar 14, 2008 @ 5:18 PM
Oh no Faith. Don't tell her that! She may go BIOLOGICAL on us and harm innocent bystanders trying to win the heart of the janitor! Whatever can she do to hold on to her man?
Registered: May 28, 2004 Location: My very hot stamp room, in Phoenix! It's a dry heat. Posts: 38730
Fri, Mar 14, 2008 @ 5:25 PM
Bertha just let me know that, fortunately, while she and the janitor were vacationing in the Caribbean, she was able to learn the art of voodoo and has all the necessary ingredients to make a doll of Ms. Cindy. I'm sure Cindy knows the powers of voodoo and doesn't want to mess with that!
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Fri, Mar 14, 2008 @ 5:31 PM
Don't think I am not reading all this! Hey, Joycelyn...glad you popped in...I am on the verge of having to call in the *boys* and (whisper) one girl! Alatte Pain and The Grinder....Might need to have them *handle* this vodoo monkey business!