My boyfriend is going hunting next week; I decided to make him a "survival" kit. Inside the card I wrote:
Deer Hunter Survival Kit
Snacks - Trail mix, Chips, Beef Sticks
Rolaids - use if beef sticks disagree with you
Butt-wipe - for those not-so-fresh moments in the woods
Tylenol - In case you're "overserved". Too much beer???
Chapstick - Prevents wind burn while up in the tree tops. Pleasing vanilla-mint flavor.
1st Aid kit - do deer fight back? Use if injured.
Tampons - Wow, I thought there was only one use for these bad boys...
Please don't shoot ALL of the deer; leave some for the other hunters.
P.S. I'm not eating venison.
Stay Safe! Love you, Lisa
Ok, I never knew this but they put deer scent on tampons and hang them in the trees to attract the bucks. Men are wierd.
Date: Tuesday, October 26, 2004 GMT Views: 1460