Hi there and welcome to a long overdue card for the Jammer Town saga. It is hard to believe that we actually started all of this silliness almost two years ago! A lot has gone on in our little town and I am here to fill you in on the latest dramaÂ…..so letÂ’s get to it, shall we? Not long ago the citizens of Jammer Town started noticing that many of the signs throughout the town were missing numbers. I know, whatÂ’s up with that? Very strange, indeed. It seems the only numbers that were missing were 4Â’s and 0Â’sÂ….everyone wondered what on earth it could be. Blooms was particularly concerned because she could usually get her Drumsticks for $4.59 but because of the recent 4 shortage, the price had been increased to $5! Something had to be done, and pronto! So, the surveillance camera at the Krispy Kreme was reinstalled (it had long since been abandoned because there hadnÂ’t been a crime in Jammer Town in almost 2 yearsÂ….you can read all about that fiasco here.) Well, after reviewing all of the camera footage what do you think they found? Yep, a thief! Again! Right here in Jammer Town. But there was something all too familiar about this particular thief. Many didnÂ’t want to believe it could be true, but it looks like OlÂ’ Twinshappy (Stacy) is at it again. I know, we thought that was all in the past but there is some pretty compelling evidenceÂ….letÂ’s take a lookÂ….
Exhibit A- the blue flowered bag. Now anyone that knows Stacy, also knows that she is a blue flower maniac! This girl loves her blue flowers so it would stand to reason that she would want a blue floral print on her loot bag.
Exhibit B- Strange that only 4Â’s and 0Â’s were taken, or is it?! It seems that TODAY is StacyÂ’s 40th birthday and IÂ’ll just bet that she thought if she got rid of all the 4Â’s and 0Â’s then she could stay 39 foreverÂ….not gonna happen sweetie and there are several of us in Jammer Town that can testify to that little fact.
Exhibit C- Take a look at that Indianapolis Colts blue sweatshirt. I don’t think there is a soul out there that doesn’t know that Stacy is a “true blue” Colts fan. Although, did you happen to see the green trim….looking like Seahawks colors if you ask me. It seems to me that Ol’ Stac lost a bet not too long ago and had to pledge that she would no longer bash the Seahawks. Hmmmmm, the plot thickens.
And perhaps the most convincing evidence of all is Exhibit D- take a look at those shifty eyes and the Pepto Pink Glitter SneaksÂ…..look familiar? The exact same sneaks she wore when she stole poor OlÂ’ BloomsÂ’ (Blooms in a Box) drumsticks!
So there you have it folks. IÂ’ll let you make your own conclusions but while you deliberateÂ….wonÂ’t you join us in wishing Stacy the best birthday ever? Happy 40th Birthday to you Stacy and here is wishing you many more! Big hugs, girlie....we love you! Hope your day was fabulous!
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Wed, Aug 06, 2014 @ 6:13 PM
Ah....yes...the dreaded Pepto Pink Glittah Sneaks, I know them well! Once, somebody got to chasing me in them thangs, and I nearly dropped my drumsticks. Uh-huh, did too! (I weren't runnin' from the law ya know, but I had me a bunch 'o them 5's and 0's giving me chase, lil stinkers. Well, that was long ago, and now I's hiding form the 6's and 0's.)
Well now, let's git on back to this here card Miss Kate. You have done Miss Stacy well in Jammer Town. Love the blue flowered bag- it looks like her jammers, eh? Your stitching and purdy colors is a right fine delight to see! That story kinda makes me snort too! Wait, wait, wait! Is that a jammer string in the upper left corner? Yeah, you are a genius. Awesome JT revival!
Happy Birthday Stacy!
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Wed, Aug 06, 2014 @ 8:30 PM
LOL Hilarious... Okay you got me! Man you are GOOD, we you a detective in a previous era? :-) Miss sweet Katie this is adorable. I love the story (most of it true) your coloring rocks. Made me totally smile and laugh out loud. I will have to let DH read this one too. You girls are making me feel so special, THANK YOU!!! Hugs!
Registered: October 19, 2007 Location: Packer Country, WI Posts: 71816
Wed, Aug 06, 2014 @ 8:43 PM
Terrific card...terrific story for a fantastic stamper! Happy Birthday Stacy! By the way you are just a young pup! Thanks Katie for sharing another saga from Jammer Town.
Registered: February 3, 2005 Location: Delray Beach, FL Posts: 34769
Thu, Aug 07, 2014 @ 10:53 AM
Oh, Katie!!! I LOVE it! You have me giggling so! The story is just the funniest and so true!! Evidence is in - GUILTY as charged! LOL! Oh, and sweet Stacy, we love you so and wish you a very happy birthday! Oh, that we would look as good as you do at 40 - you look more like 25, eh? I think! Katie, your card is amazing! Perfection as always, with all the wonderful details! Totally loved it, and one of these days! Hugs, all!! Thanks, Katie, for the chuckle!! Hugs!
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Registered: August 21, 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 3232
Sun, Aug 10, 2014 @ 11:48 AM
I got her using the 'F' word and you caught her red handed with the numbers. She gets extra points for lookin stylish as she tiptoed around in those purity pink sneakers!!! With the various ages of us jammer town gals we will be lucky to have any numbers left in JT! I loves the jam a string in the corner - you did right fine Miss Katie on this birthday wish.
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Registered: February 21, 2007 Location: Bay City, MICHIGAN Posts: 17556
Sun, Aug 10, 2014 @ 7:48 PM
Awww, Miss Katie, so glad to see you at it again in Jammertown, wishing Miss Stacy all the best for her birthday!!(even though she is BOUND to be the one in disguise TAKING all the numbers as she tiptoes around in her glittery pink sneakers) The blue flowered bag and the Indy Colts sweatshirt all attest to her bold and brazen theft - all to the end of hiding her age!! Katie, you have gone and put all of Jammertown on high alert, protecting everyone's numbers from being swiped by none other than Stacey in disguise!!
We are going to have to put out an all points alert to keep an eye on this gal, gone over the edge turning the big 4 - 0 !
Watching for news updates on developing stories to follow and the ensuing apprehension !!
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