An All Points Bulletin in Jammer Town! Can you believe it? A lot has happened since last night. Twinshappy decided to put her two cents in and posed as the Po Po. You can read about that here: http://www.splitcoaststampers.com/ga...0&ppuser=60960 Yes, impersonating an officer…you heard me right. She shamelessly donned a Pepto Pink officer’s uniform and tried to bust poor Blooms in a Box for wearin’ her jammies…..in Jammer Town….now I ask you, does that make ANY sense to you? Well, it didn’t to me either. I got to thinkin’ about that thang, and there can only be one answer…..it was a ruse, ….a sham…, a ploy….whatever you want to call it, that’s what it was! Dum, dum, duuuummm…Yes, while we were all scramblin’ around tryin’ to keep poor Pat from goin’ to the slamma, Stacy slipped away…and do you know why? Thievin’, that’s why! Yes, ladies, that is what she was doin’. I present Exhibit A….a photo taken by a nearby Krispy Kreme surveillance camera (yes, there are LOTS of those in Jammer Town, but that’s another story) ….notice that suspicious lookin’ character there with the shifty eyes? And what’s that he’s got....looks like Drumsticks to me! Yep, Nestle Drumsticks….the breakfast of champions and brain food for many a Jammer Stamper out there including one very popular one right here in Jammer Town…..ain’t that right, Pat? Well, the investigation is ongoing but I think it is a pretty good bet that the thief in question is indeed ol’ Stacy! Why, you ask? Well check out those Pepto Pink glitter sneaks bein’ sported by that character. Coincidence? I think not. Needless to say a full- fledged investigation has been launched, startin’ with catalogin’ EXACTLY what is missin’. That should prove to be interesting, for sure! For now, ladies be on the look- out. Lock up your freezers and dead bolt your pantry door because a thief is on the loose….. ;)
Now, for the card...I used a digi that I got just for this special occasion from Hambo Stamps. I did alter it a bit because he originally was carrying a sack of hearts...I cut the hearts off, drew some Drumsticks, colored them, and added those to the sack instead! Thanks for looking! :)
Date: Sunday, September 23, 2012 GMT Views: 800
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Sun, Sep 23, 2012 @ 4:42 PM
Agh!!!! No way! This cannot be our lil Stac. She's way too sweet, and dang if she doesn't make the best coffee too, and every Saturday. Like clockwork. We need to issue a Trouble Check pronto Sistah, this calls for more investigation.
Oh my gosh Katie, I am so cracking up over your story telling skills and fabulous art! Your colors are gawgus, and stitching too....that is something I love! It adds so much, and girl, you packed it in on this one. Thank so much for the laughs. You are incredible. Ok, gotta run, Sweet Lady Propane is about to give birth!
------------------------------ Pat Smethers
"The Lord will guide you always; He will satisfy your needs in a sun scorched land and strengthen your frame. You will be like a well-watered garden." Isaiah 58:11
Registered: February 21, 2007 Location: Bucks County, PA, Just north of Philadelphia Posts: 17487
Sun, Sep 23, 2012 @ 5:44 PM
Oh NOOOOOOO!! She musta broke into the Ice Cream Emporium Pat just opened and taken all the Drumsticks!! Better alert the state po-lice, she should be easy to find with a trail of melted Chocolate Almond ice cream and nuts behind her - doesn't look like she has a refrigerated sack, so she won't get far!! With those shifty eyes and pink glittered sneakers, she will be easy to pick out in the lineup. BUT, I am still locking up my freezer to protect any copycats out there!
Thing is, she and Pat have been friends so long, Pat will not press charges, and once Stacy sees the light, Pat will probably make her a partner, so they can have a cuppa together every morning!! See how things can get settled over ice cream? - wish solving the world's problems were this easy!
Love the way your mind works - you are so creative, both in your card art and your story telling. HUGS!
------------------------------ SUE aka GREENIE - Twisted Sistah
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Registered: November 1, 2005 Location: Posts: 75667
Sun, Sep 23, 2012 @ 7:32 PM
What... little oh innocent me... Now I think you have this all wrong. Just as miss Pat said, sweet Stacy would never do anything like this! LOL Oh my goodness Katie this is priceless! I have giggled more in the last 24 hours than I have all week. So so stinkin much FUN! I love this digi, the ice cream cones are priceless I tell you. I showed the boys and hubby they all agreed that looks like me. HA! Traders! :0) Your stitching rocks and so does that coloring! Fabo girl!
Registered: March 15, 2012 Location: Alabama Posts: 11086
Sat, Sep 29, 2012 @ 8:19 AM
FANTASTIC card!!! You Jammer gals are HILARIOUS!!! And you make such amazing cards!!! LOVE this sneaky ice cream stealing crook! Your coloring is amazing! LOVE your wooden background and your sewing is phenominal!!! SUPER fun and creative!!! Love it all!