Oh my gosh, I had so much fun making this UGLY card. It's a totally UNOFFICIAL contest with the Midnight Madness Sketch Challenge team and is only for fun. It is in no way a reflection of the massive talent of these designers.
However, we thought it would be fun, to go the other route and make the ugliest card we could. Thanks to Anne Ryan - she gave me the images - and my Royal mind, I was able to come up with this dirt ugly card. I feel certain I will be a winner in this contest; but, then again, why would I want to win???
I used my absolute ugliest color for the card which is that bright neon orange which, unfortunately, I have tons of that came in a pack. Ugghhh.... I used lime green, some kind of purple marker that was running out of ink and some of my personal comments. Please remember this is all in fun and not a reflection on Priscilla and her wonderful team and challenges.
Here's some UGLY CARD sayings I made up JUST BECAUSE. It's amazing how easily they came to me - not a good sign I know!
.Your card gave new meaning to the word "UGLY"!
.I looked up UGLY CARD on wikapedia and found yours there.
.I saw a listing for UGLY CARD on YouTube, with a tutorial, and it was yours!
.Instead of "going postal", I went "UGLY"!!
.UGLY is as UGLY does!
.My mama always said life is like an UGLY CARD, you never know when you're gonna make one or receive one!
.Your CARD is so UGLY, I couldn't even flush it down the toilet . . .
Ooooh, I could go on. But I'll stop here. I hope you have as much fun with this as I have!!
Thanks Anne Ryan for your self-portrait images. I've had so much fun with them!!
Hugs to everyone and have a great week even if you do happen to make an UGLY card!!
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Mon, Aug 30, 2010 @ 1:21 PM
Ohh Princess Pamzi..I just adore your Ugly Card..I promise, no more comments lol The price you have paid to be on the MMDT was worth It !! At least I think so, because it has turned your hair PURPLE.. never to much purple for me as you know :) Thank you for your wonderful scene of humor and horrible card making skills...LOL
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Mon, Aug 30, 2010 @ 2:01 PM
Is that person sitting down - DEAD UGLY? Because she has like chin hairs -but on closer inspection, I deem them to be a severation of her head from her body. further to that, you might note that she is growing green mould out of her mouth. I would not be surprised at all if maggots are attacking her body as we speak. I don't want to get all ghoulish on you - but with my 9999 IQ and detective abilities - the thought that the woman on the left - sitting down - maybe DEAD UGLY did occur to me.
Now, the lady beside her - did I not see Anne Ryan all done up like that as Walmart the other day? Nicely done!!!!
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Mon, Aug 30, 2010 @ 2:14 PM
Pam, this is a little ugly, but not nearly ugly enough!!
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Mon, Aug 30, 2010 @ 4:04 PM
Oh, no Phyllis, it is DIRT UGLY, although very creative!! Debz, mold and maggots and severed heads OH MY!! I think you can leave this one out of your investigative schedule as you would be doing all of us a favor. I knew I couldn't put anything past your 9999 IQ. You are, however, wrong about Anne as she is not wearing red lipstick and a fake diamond ring. It is the way I would look if I wasn't a princess. Get your facts straight BRAINZI!!! LOL!!
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Mon, Aug 30, 2010 @ 5:21 PM
What a fun card! I bet it was therapeutic in a way - you are always having to make such pretty cards - each one prettier than the last.
I personally like neon orange and lime green together - I guess that might be part of my problem - I seem to like all the colors - ugly or not.
This so made me laugh Fruitcake - and I needed a laugh. I gained three pounds this weekend eating chocolate and everything else I could find!
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Mon, Aug 30, 2010 @ 6:48 PM
What she turned you into?????? Don't you wish you looked like that beauty? And, that thing on the right...a perfect self-portrait from what I've seen. That is the exact person I saw on the web cam last night as we were chatting. Can't fool me. Royalty, indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!! We'll never hear the end of that. LOL Hey, I know what you said about that chin but I really believe those are stitches from that sewing machine I gave you. Could it be??????? :rolleyes: No, I guess not. :(
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Tue, Aug 31, 2010 @ 7:19 AM
Ouch...those ugly card sayings cut to the core....where do you come up with this stuff!!! lol This card probably took some time to think up and put together!!! I love the part about the comments....that is hilarious. I don't know Pamzi...you are going to at least be in the top three!!!
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Tue, Aug 31, 2010 @ 7:26 AM
Yeah, I think Carolz onto that 1-2 digit IQ problem that you have!!! Argh!!!!! Must you make it so obvious !!!! Yes, I bet it take you a long long long long long long long time to create this card, 1-2 DIQ Pamster. By the way - where do you find those cheap and ugly markers????? Ugh.