To: Agent Bertoadie & Assistant Investigator Hilbertie
who are currently traveling. Private road trip, destination not revealed at this time.
From: Agent Mothermark
Subject: Breach of Security
Top Secret!
The purpose of this memo is to inform you of a security breach to the Mothermark Files. Evidence received by mail on April 1, 2010. Such evidence was in the form of a minature X-file which had been severely compromised. At this time, the resulting ramifications are not fully known.
Clues were found within the file. It seems the perpetrator may be in the form of a critter as prints were left on the backside of the file. Prints very closely resembling those of a racoon. Additional clues point in the direction of a toad who consistantly has two thumbs up.
You are hereby notified of further assignments to commence the minute you are back at headquarters. These assignments will include tasks relating to further investigations into the mysterious shushing lady, butterfly and beagle contained within the file! The butterfly and shushing lady were accomplices in the theft of a Mothermark File Label which was removed by mouth of a unsuspecting beagle. The Mothermak Oval File Label was replaced by black and white Rectangle Stickers in an effort to disquise the theft. You will have full access to additional X-files as well as the assistance of a pair of small but very capable birdies flying consistently around trees in the vicinity of the racoon suspect. Said birdies have received their full orders and security clearance to work as under-cover spys and will be available to meet upon your arrival. Additional evidence found in the form of ornately embossed copper panels in two different shapes.
What was for our eyes only has now been severely compromised! No one can be trusted, the file should remain secure and the quiet must continue.
End of Memo....
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Acknowledgement Requested.....
Memo dated April 14th, 2010
10:31 am
We are trying to make a safe for Speedy the Cat...Found out, that the raccoon is telling everyone!
Raccoon spotted in Austin TX...On his way to Florida...Speedy the Cat will need a body guard!
Agent Bertoadie out....
I made this for Cindy (Mothermark) as a Happy Surprise....Cindy wrote almost all of the Story...bertlady added a few lines....Hee-Hee Big Smile
The Stamps used are Season of Friendship, Eureka stamps and Whipper Snapper basset hound and Frog!
Thank You for Looking....Hugs from Agent Bertoadie xo
Michael my Husband and I used Photo Shop to do
Mothermark's Face....We Had a BLAST making it!!!!
Hugs to you Cindy xo
Date: Wednesday, April 14, 2010 GMT Views: 502
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Registered: June 23, 2008 Location: da U.P. - Michigan's beautiful Upper Peninsula Posts: 14987
Thu, Apr 15, 2010 @ 6:26 AM
Love the inside of your card too! Thought for a minute that the rascally raccoon had somehow compromised my files, as most of the TPT gallery and my own gallery disappeared right after I commented on the front of yours! I was thinking, neat trick! How'd you manage that? Anyway, after clearing my cache and logging back in, all is well. Word to the wise.... beware of the raccoon! He's trouble!
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Registered: September 12, 2007 Location: Wake Forest, NC Posts: 61357
Thu, Apr 15, 2010 @ 7:44 PM
Yikes, wont Mudder laugh like no tomorrow when she finds this in her mail? This is just a hoot. I think you've missed the boat somewhere along the way, Bertie. Your humor is fabulous and it works to fabulously well with your cards. 4 BIG THUMBS UP....this really needs to be framed!!! HIGH 5 on this one. HUGE SMILE !! Hugs
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Registered: March 11, 2008 Location: Sacramento, California Posts: 39766
Thu, Apr 15, 2010 @ 8:23 PM
Bertie, so much whimsy going on here. I love that basset hound carrying the name tag. Such a delightfully fun inside of your card. 2-thumbs-up and 2-big toes up too. Love it! TFS :0)
------------------------------ Cathy B aka: Mutnik ....or is it Nutmeg?! I get so confused!
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Sun, Apr 18, 2010 @ 7:06 PM
Toadie! You rock, you know that, right? That photo is a riot, and she looks like she's got the goods! Love this card- every stinkin' side of it! FOUR THUMBS UP! (Me and Bubba!) XO
------------------------------ Pat Smethers "The Lord will guide you always; He will satisfy your needs in a sun scorched land and strengthen your frame. You will be like a well-watered garden." Isaiah 58:11
Registered: February 12, 2007 Location: Aurora, Colorado Posts: 13642
Thu, Apr 29, 2010 @ 8:54 PM
WOW!! you are very clever. wish you lived closer so I could get some training from you on this darn computer thingy. Finding a job with my limited experience with word is proving to be a hindrance. Your card is so fun!!! tfs.
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