Debzi, I made this card just for you and I am just trying to help, you understand that, don't you?? Some of the girls are really getting worried about your teeth...so yellow and rotted. I won't go into any more details. Just know that the top of this card shows the things to use to keep this from happening again on that dental visit that is coming soon. I didn't know your visit earlier this week would result in such a horror. Now, when you use the things on the top, you won't have to deal with the things on the bottom. Got it???? Girl, you are ready for Halloween with your lovely teeth now. You won't even have to dress up to scare the daylights out of people. This is why I have this on spider web paper....very scary. This photo of your mouth was taken by Fruitcake in her new position. I am surprised she can even take on this position with that -.1 IQ.
What was Anne Ryan thinking?
Maybe this will get you girls (you know who you are) off my note card with box photo.
Date: Wednesday, September 16, 2009 GMT Views: 817
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Registered: May 31, 2008 Location: Seattle Posts: 14509
Wed, Sep 16, 2009 @ 8:17 PM
I see it, I see it! Hooray!
Benzi, this is the most adorable tribute to debzi! How uber creative and thoughtful of you.
debziiiiii ... you out there, honey?!!! Do you see this amazing creation that Benzi made for you?
Sheez. These girls fall asleep on a dime. She'll be back and she'll be wow'ed. Just like I was!
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Registered: July 9, 2008 Location: Stars Fell on Alabama Posts: 74792
Wed, Sep 16, 2009 @ 8:22 PM
I'm a bit worried but Debzi made an ugly remark tonight about me singing in the choir and that was IT. I went straight to the craft room and threw this together JUST FOR HER. Yep, guess they are all in zzzzzzzzz land by now.
They miss half of what us night owls get into. Hey, I'm sure Pammy will be jealous about what you said about me being an angel but she can't be CI and an angel, too so that's that.
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Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Wed, Sep 16, 2009 @ 8:29 PM
Who says I'm off in sleepyland - I was doing something that you obviously haven't heard of - GETTING A LIFE!!!! Lol!!! Because of all the time on this site, I've lost track of all my household duties, my cards, my sanity and my FUN time. Although, this is kind of fun, isn't it????? BENZI-WENZI, I have to hand it to you, this is the most SPECTACULAR card ever!!! I have to say, it is right up there with Debzi's depiction of Anne's stomach stapling - I didn't know you had this in you, but girl, you've got it GOING ON!!!! I am so utterly impressed, I'm speechless. I guess my low IQ let me down this time as I didn't see this one coming. All I have is a piece of paper left over from a punch that looks kind of like a tooth that I was going to upload. No need now as this one is in a class of its own!! Now, you know I don't compliment you much when it comes to your cleverness, but girl, I think you might be in line for my job when I retire in about 50 years!!! I'm going to a 2nd post.
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Registered: May 18, 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 24623
Wed, Sep 16, 2009 @ 8:33 PM
I am STILL LAUGHING. OMG, you really thought that one out didn't you???? Everything from what to do and what not to do properly displayed from top to bottom and that rack of teeth with all those missing spaces - YUCK!! She is sporting some might fine red lipstick though - Too much Queen Anne of Nothing's influence I suppose. I think you are right to put up another card as the last Christmas card turned into a horrible display of us stampers, didn't it???? I'm sure I will have more to comment as time goes on, but right now I'm still in shock over this creation!!! Has to be the scariest Halloween card on the SCS site!!! Just think, if you get Featured Stamper this week, we can all case your creation and it will live on FOREVER!!! Poor Debzi!!!!! I can't wait till Debzi and Queen Anne of the Fruitcakes sees this one!!!!
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Registered: July 9, 2008 Location: Stars Fell on Alabama Posts: 74792
Wed, Sep 16, 2009 @ 8:45 PM
Pammy dear, what do you mean I must have really thought this one through?I actually had bought this a long time ago to do some ridiculous card concerning you but when I came home tonight, it just struck me like lightning. I didn't have to think a minute (you know, according to Debzi, my IQ is much higher than yours) because things come quickly to me. But, thanks for the compliment on my creation and if I do become FS for the week,
I bet everyone will case this card. Holy Cow! Can't you just see a total challenge of cases on this card??? Poor Debzi.
Oh yes, just the accessories were purchased and IC Fruitcake made the photo. She is everywhere. Debzi, I hate to tell you but she probably made this picture through your window just as you were about to floss.
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Registered: April 15, 2008 Location: Seattle Area Posts: 25018
Wed, Sep 16, 2009 @ 9:34 PM
Oh My! Someone should warn Sistah Debzi that she should NOT LOOK at this until all her *work* is done! She might have nightmares!
When the work is done you MUST go listen to one of my very favorite performances of Steve Martin:
The rest of you should go see it now. But only if you are not skeered easily. This is my childhood dentist by the way! He is the reason my butt never even rests on the chair when I am reclined in the dentists office!
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Registered: April 15, 2008 Location: Seattle Area Posts: 25018
Wed, Sep 16, 2009 @ 9:37 PM
Well, well Benzi! I am so very impressed by this technical card! You are not only funny but very well organized with sorting out the good from the bad! This is right up there with flying monkeys in my fear factors! I hope I do not have nightmares! I am rather sweet and delicate you know.
Yes, this is a fun, fun card! You really MUST post it in the humor gallery!
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Registered: July 9, 2008 Location: Stars Fell on Alabama Posts: 74792
Wed, Sep 16, 2009 @ 9:45 PM
Brat, why did you send us to that video? I am probably more horrified of the dentist than poor Debzi. Although, that was funny and a Steve Martin with a bit of an Elvis look. Did you see the inside of that disgusting mouth? Maybe IC Fruitcake can get a photo of the inside of Debzi's mouth on the next visit and that can be the next DEBZI card upload? Yep, this will make our little Debzi a bit squeamish if she takes a peek.
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Registered: July 9, 2008 Location: Stars Fell on Alabama Posts: 74792
Wed, Sep 16, 2009 @ 9:52 PM
Brat, did you say you are rather sweet and delicate?? Not from what I've been hearing from all these girls. I'll let it go at that.
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Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Wed, Sep 16, 2009 @ 10:53 PM
Okay gals.. let's get a grip!! I mean let me get my polygrip......First off..I must address Benzi's IQ. I'm afraid Benzi's IQ is right down at the bottem because Brat Stamps had to send me a link to this card because Benzi is PM challenged - as is Fruitcake. Thank heavens you've got at least one functioning brain here on SCS - that being the Braticuss. And of course the wonderful Chimay Blue.......
This is a very serious matter we have before us. There is no need to laugh at the defects of others - unless of course I am doing the laughing.
And that said - there is a perfectly good reason that my teeth look like this FOR NOW!!! I'm out on an undercover mission - can't tell you what of course - but I've got to look like a bag lady -something that Benzi and Spammy Pam do everyday without even trying. I had to go to makeup artist to tone down my beauty for my undercover job - and here we have a some of the results. I must say that my MakeUp Artist did a fine job !!!! Who would know that it was me????
The braces were added to increased the distance that I can recieve important radio information via sattelite.
I am willing to take on any and all challenges that lead me to solving crimes. You have no idea how my fame and beauty affects my being incognito!!! Photographers snapping shots every time I alight from a car - or am seen in public!! You would think I was Angelina Jolie or some other gorgeous star..
I rest in peace assured of my beauty - and as Chimay Blue so wisely stated - one could pull out all of my teeth and dress me in a croaker sack - ------ is that a potato sack? ------ anyway - and yes - my beauty would still dumbfound you all!! Of course dumbfounding the likes of ya'll don't take much does it!!
Choir practice my foot Benzalina...... you were busy putting together this bit of your latest nonesense.
I don't need beauty rest of course - but none the less - Classified International Information is coming in from the Antartica via my braces............... see you later!!