Babysittin' for a hen with chicken pox, I say... I say why do I get stuck with these jobs? Those hens took over my barn too, and we got all sorts of pigs comin' in the back door that just don't look right, like they got the flu or something.
Hens everywhere. They cleaned out my barn and set up some kinda girly girl shop in thar. Tea, lemon poppy seed muffins. And I think one of them spiked one o'them tea pots too- according to all the cacklin' I'm hearing. There's even one crazy hen on rollah skates, I say rollah skates, and a 'nother one belly dancin'. It's a shame I tell ya.
And I'm stuck with these yungin's. Go, I say go away boy, ya bothah me! And I think I caught sumthin' from those funny pigs too. I say... I say take a gander at my feathers, all polky dotted. I told you they wasn't right. Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency. Better go, I smell hot grease or sumthin'. Last time I smelled that, I nearly got myself fried...fried I say! And this here checked table cloth I'm a-sittin' on got me kinda nervous too.
Hens. They got, I say they got more nerve than a bum tooth!
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Fri, Jun 12, 2009 @ 7:28 AM
This is not my comment
Rating: XXX
Hey big boy? When did you show up? I surely like your muscles peaking through your silky black feathers.....
You gonna be here all day? I was thinking you and I might have a little talk with the CDC officials...I have spots, you have spots, maybe we can talk them into a quiet little quarantine spot in the back of the barn....What cha say big boy?
Take off those sunglasses and let me see those dreamy dark eyes! Lets blow this chicken coop and get our spots together. Whatcha say big boy????
Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Fri, Jun 12, 2009 @ 7:32 AM
This is my comment:
Rating: PG13
OMG! What a goofball you are! This big ole macho rooster is gonna turn the tea party upside down! I have already been hearing a bunch of cackling hens.....flittin' their feathers and making plans for the remainder of the tea party!
I absolutely love this card. It cracks me up and I am so happy it ended up at the tea party! Thanks for the really fun card and fun story! I love that website, been sitting here listening to *the babysitter*! What a crack-up Pat! So glad you came to the big event....just hope you can get outa the barn now, at a reasonable hour!
Registered: January 21, 2007 Location: New York Posts: 54876
Fri, Jun 12, 2009 @ 9:10 AM
OMGOSH!! I SAY...I SAY THAT IS A MIGHTY CUTE LOOKING ROOSTER AND I LOVE THOSE TAIL FEATHERS! PAT, WHAT A WONDERFUL SCENE YOU HAVE CREATED AROUND THIS STUD!
LOVE HIS SPOTS AND I HOPE HE LIKES THE TARTS I MADE FOR HIM AND THE OTHERS.
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Registered: July 1, 2007 Location: small town near montreal, quebec Posts: 26677
Fri, Jun 12, 2009 @ 9:39 AM
Pat you crack me up! I was LOL with Brat's piggy, but now this one. Seems like someone has worked out some great job with feathas! WOW, don't ya just love that Foghorn! Beautiful job on the card.
Might not want to meet up with my rooster, because when he sees your Foghorn's belly and his baby son chick, he might put two and two together, if you know what I mean! Wouldn't want no rooster fight now, that's prohibited!
Nice to see ya at the teapot party, always have some more "crazy" in here! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! TFS your sweetface. Come to think of it...hug that one for me. Talk to ya tomorrow...
Registered: June 21, 2006 Location: Still getting giddy over paper and ink in Colorful Colorado! Posts: 14180
Fri, Jun 12, 2009 @ 9:43 AM
Oh my, now we have an XXX comment rating, well I could hear that rooster, Pat, without any link...you are good, ya know that??? And made me laugh and giggle and won't tell ya what else..super cute card, and I'm glad you had the forethought to number your tail feathers...hee...!!