Thought they had gotten away clean,
From the high school bullies who are really mean.
They weren't fast enough,
Against bullies who were very tough.
Luckily they got a message thru,
To someone to perform a rescue.
Out of the badlands of New Mexico he came,
EL POLLO DIABLO was his name.
On a motorcycle he rides,
To protect his friends hides.
Thrown out of Foster Farms at an early age,
For going on a chicken tattooing rampage.
Thru towns and deserts he flew,
All the while yelling WAHOO!!!
He arrived in the nick of time,
To save his two friends from an unspeakable crime.
Sunday chicken dinner of two roosters in their prime.
But now with EL POLLO DIABLO's presence,
The chickens have gotten their vengeance.
So with no frying pan in their sight,
The three friends rode off into the night.
That's my story!
I used a bunch of Pat's stuff. The background has some Rt 66 from Hanna Stamps. She made me a cloud template so I could sponge in the moon behind El Pollo Diablo. I cut it all out with an exacto knife, because those little scissors are too delicate for man hands. I drew the vest, and used some cystal junk to make it look like leather- cool, huh?
The 'COOL' sticker is from Virg. Thanks Sistah- it is cool!
Thanks for looking.
Date: Friday, August 8, 2008 GMT Views: 958
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Registered: April 23, 2006 Location: Looking For Teapots! Posts: 59742
Fri, Aug 08, 2008 @ 6:29 PM
Bwahahaa! El Polla Diablo is da man....I mean da chicken or rooster....or whatever....I wonder how this macho rooster feels about Floyd being a cross dresser! Snort!
You are so funny.....I love that you created someone to protect these two...I fear this schoolbus episode has not fully played out!
You are one great poet and your moon sponging is not bad either! Love it! Pat.....you are living with a looney bird but then you also flew out to Colorado to visit another so its all good!
You are really good at these stories, do you hear voices in your head like MM! El Pollo Diablo is awesome, love his vest and tattoos!! Awesome BG, but I'm surprised the other Roosters and the chickens don't laugh at him because his bike is so small! I think it's time he got a Harley a little bigger and befitting his status. I hope he knows Floyd the flamboyant is a cross-dresser!
Splitcoast Dirty Dozen Alumni My Pinkie is Inkie in Boxertown
Registered: April 4, 2006 Location: Boxertown USA, IL Posts: 67309
Fri, Aug 08, 2008 @ 8:39 PM
I see El Pollo Diablo, rides again and saves the flamboyant and sensible roosters. You are becoming quite the card maker and story teller. El Pollo Diablo could really become a series of cards. I think you already have a fan club started. I love what you did with the card, the big, bad, biker rooster with tattoo's, sunglasses and leather vest. Great sky and moon.
Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Fri, Aug 08, 2008 @ 10:10 PM
I'm telling you Bubba - between your stories and Pat's torrid WWW card - I think both of you are in the book writing business!! El Pollo Diabolo!!! Hmm - that sounds like what they serve at my fav restaurant here in fabulous Canada!!
Great card -and such a hilarious story!! Bubba - you keep churning out those fabulous cards - and I'll see to it that you are the featured stamper of the week!! Our first man stamper featured stamper!!!
You are making history!!!
That's one scary crazy looking bird!! Love his tatoo!!
Registered: June 10, 2007 Location: BC Posts: 44872
Fri, Aug 08, 2008 @ 10:17 PM
Okay, I've just checked out MM's sensible Sam and Flamboyant Floyd.. I gotta say... El Pollo Diabo is da man!! But what did we expect coming from da man hisself???
Registered: August 24, 2005 Location: northwest Ks. Posts: 1501
Sat, Aug 09, 2008 @ 6:40 AM
Bubba I got to tell ya your stamping ability puts me too shame. But I must say you guys are all a bit crazy, HA HA . EL POLLP DIABLO is one mean rooster, but a very kool one. Your card is terrific!!!
Ks.stamper
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Evelynn