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I am making a baby book for a friend and awhile back someone posted something that was called a toddler creed and it was just adorable. Can someone please point me in the right direction?
I am making a baby book for a friend and awhile back someone posted something that was called a toddler creed and it was just adorable. Can someone please point me in the right direction?
hope this is it!
Toddler Creed
Author: Unknown
If I want it, it's mine.
If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.
If I can take it away from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If it's mine it will never belong to anyone else no matter what.
If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine.
If it looks like mine, it's mine.
Yes. I printed it out but I cannot find it. I hate this. You put something up so you can find it again and run across it a lot when you don't need it and when you need it you can't find it. If I do find it then I will post it.
Two little eyes
Discovering what's new
Two little hands
Touching everything in view
A sweet little voice
Asking you why
A mischievous smile
And a whimpering cry
Two little feet
Jumping on the floor
A toddler's mission
is to explore
A Toddlers Creed
If it is on, I must turn it off.
If it is off, I must turn it on.
If it is folded, I must unfold it.
If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled.
If it a solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared.
If it is high, it must be reached.
If it is shelved, it must be unshelved.
If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed.
If it has leaves, they must be picked.
If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.
If it is not trash, it must be thrown away.
If it is in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor.
If it is closed, it must be opened.
If it does not open, it must be screamed at.
If it has drawers, they must be rifled.
If it is a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, monitor, or table.
If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied.
If it is empty, it will be more interesting full.
If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon.
If it is stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without protest.
It must be pushed by me instead.
If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.
If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried.
If Mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone.
If it is paper, it must be torn.
If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
If the volume is low, it must go high.
If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor.
If it is a drawer, it must be pulled upon.
If it is a toothbrush, it must be inserted into my mouth.
If it has a faucet, it must be turned on at full force.
If it is a phone, I must talk to it.
If it is a bug, it must be swallowed.
If it doesn't stay on my spoon, it must be dropped on the frloor.
If it is not food, it must be tasted.
If it IS food, it must not be tasted.
If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool, milk, or toilet water.
If it is a car seat, it must be protested with arched back.
If it is Mommy, it must be hugged.
I am toddler . . . and I am proud!
If it is on, I must turn it off.
If it is off, I must turn it on.
If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled.
If it is a solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared.
If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed.
If it is not trash, it must be thrown away.
If it is in the trash, it must be removed and thrown
on the floor.
If it is closed, it must be opened.
If it does not open, it must be screamed at.
If Mommy�s hands are full, I must be carried.
If Mommy wants to carry me, I must walk alone.
If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor.
If it is a faucet, it must be turned on at full force.
If it is an important event, a tantrum must be thrown.
If it is danger, I must run to it at full speed.
If it is a VCR, it must be filled with cookies.
If it is there, it must be climbed.
__________________ Bugga in OK
"Be kind whenever possible. It is always possible." Dalai Lama
Thanks for the smiles! My younger daughter is on the verge of toddlerhood so these days are coming around again. They go by so quickly! (Which is often a good thing!)
I have a really adorable toddler stamp that I thought I would share here. I find it really strikes a chord with me. It also supports a worthwhile charity. Toddler by Karen Stamps! at Splitcoaststampers
Looking for Toddler Creed!!
toddler creed so cute
