Help with witty retirement saying?

[rocketgirl96]

Can you guys help me to come up with a witty saying for a retirement card - something about "you're finally free" or "you finally busted out" or something along those lines?

Thanks,

[twinks]

You're finally free..

kick off your shoes and

run far away

[nibs]

Hello pension,
Goodbye tension!

[rocketgirl96]

Thanks for the responses so far.

Anybody else have any ideas?

Thanks,
Christine

[GarnetJ]

"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap." --Bob Hope

"Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples." --George Burns

The trouble with retirement is.... you never get a day off!

There are some folks who start their retirement long before they stop working.

Christine..... Your question made me change my siggy. It just fits so well.... I think......

[rocketgirl96]

GarnetJ -
Your new siggy is great! Too funny! I love it.

[J-Bo]

How about " Your flying the coop" and use best of cluck or another chicken stamp...

[heathermp4]

Not really a saying Just something cute...
My principal retired this year. On the last day of school she made the announcement to the students. At the end of the day as a one young student was leaving he/she asked "What retirement home are you going to?"

Out of the mouths of babes. Thought everyone could use a laugh.

[jailbirdstamper]

Quote:

Originally Posted by heathermp4

Not really a saying Just something cute...
My principal retired this year. On the last day of school she made the announcement to the students. At the end of the day as a one young student was leaving he/she asked "What retirement home are you going to?"

Out of the mouths of babes. Thought everyone could use a laugh.

too funny!!!!!:-D

[CardFanatic]

Here's the link to the LSC challenge "Life Begins at Retirement!"

Forums at Splitcoaststampers

[babyboxermom]

Quote:

Originally Posted by rocketgirl96

Can you guys help me to come up with a witty saying for a retirement card - something about "you're finally free" or "you finally busted out" or something along those lines?

Thanks,

My friend's dh just retired and she got a plaque that said "Retirement - Twice the husband, half the money"

[rocketgirl96]

Thanks everyone for all your suggestions. I'm still thinking about what I want to use. I better figure out something fast, the retirement party is this Thursday!

Thanks again,
Christine