Vasectomy card

[StillInThirdGrade]

So glad I found this thread! What a riot!

[cjf&cjfsmommy]

This thread is sooo funny! DH rescheduled just today for the 3rd time!!! At least now I have this thread to refer to whenever, if ever, I have to make a card for him! Thanks for the hoot!

[Englishrose]

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Originally Posted by cjf&cjfsmommy

This thread is sooo funny! DH rescheduled just today for the 3rd time!!! At least now I have this thread to refer to whenever, if ever, I have to make a card for him! Thanks for the hoot!

Same here. When DS no 2 was born he assured me he was going to get it done. Well, he deployed, we moved, he "had to go on a course"........so finally 3 years later after 2 cancellations I've just got to wait for him to PT test, DLPT test then just maybe he'll get it done. If and when the great day arrives he'll definately be getting a card!

[JJBrooks]

Here is a cute card Emilymomto3boys just posted.
Gallery at Splitcoaststampers

[Englishrose]

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Originally Posted by JJBrooks

Here is a cute card Emilymomto3boys just posted.
Gallery at Splitcoaststampers

Thanks for sharing this. It's a great card, isn't it.

[queenoe]

Thanks for a good laugh everyone! The "hope you post a picture" had me busting a gut! I'm glad it was clarified!

[GarnetJ]

Since this thread has resurfaced, I might add a card that I saw on another site. Image on outside of card was a pair of boxer shorts. The message read "Do old men wear boxers or briefs?"




Inside was just one word,




"Depends."

[jessiepepper]

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Originally Posted by karixma

How about a pic of you with a big smile & a blurb about him being adjusted for "recreational use only" now.

love it!! LOL

[jessiepepper]

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJBrooks

Here is a cute card Emilymomto3boys just posted.
Gallery at Splitcoaststampers

that card is great!! I wish I had mad one for my hubby when he had his!

[Aunt B]

When my husband went in, he told the doctor he didn't want to hear two things: "oops" or giggles. When the doctor was done, my husband tucked his ear in (a little trick of his, goofy, I know) and told the doctor that he thought the doctor might of pulled a little too tight.

I wish I could of seen the doctor's face!

[jailbirdstamper]

these are all so funny!

[Frenchy]

If you have a cat stamp you could use the sentiment: "If you were a cat they'd have cut them clear off".

[diane617]

Heard it was snip and tuck, but you'll be up and around in no time!

[amylou]

I know this thread has been revived, but I have to share this card I made a long time ago for my Brother-In-Law...

Vascetomy Card!!! by amylou at Splitcoaststampers

It is a vascetomy card. He got a kick out of it, but he has a great sense of humor too.

[blizlady]

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Originally Posted by jmomm

You guys have been a huge help and inspiration! I'm thinking of using SU Fabulous Fruits (watermelon & grapes) with a thanks for going seedless. Throwing around the idea of putting the peach upside down with a happy face on the inside (it kinda resembles the boys!). What do you think of those ideas?

"spewing my soda all over my monitor"!! OMG - this is too funny!

[troopersma]

There is a thread on here somewhere for funny cards. It had a few samples of vasectomy cards.

Jane

[Hambo]

There's an exception to every rule. In this case:

If it ain't broke... better fix it!