quirky card sayings...

[jenrn]

Oh this is just too funny! Here's my favorite one:

Outside: I admire your optimism.

Inside: I mean, at your age, isn't buying green bananas a gamble?


LOL! Is there a thread in the swaps forum for this swap?? Thanks!

[MOTORMOUTH]

Quote:

Originally Posted by victorial

I got this saying from a different thread and used Oh so sweet (chocolate covered cherries and strawberries, chocolate chips)


Now that food has replaced my sex life, even I can't get into my pants.

OMG, that's hilarious...........!

[StampBee]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara in WI

Sneak peek of the up-coming swap:
1) 10+1
2) full white cards so that the sentiment can continue into the inside
3) Must e-mail me at: [email protected]
4) NVR
5) at least 2 layers and 1 embellishment
6) the usual mailing recommendations to include your cards in zip-lock bags with full name and address, plus your screen-name written on the bag
7) Self-addressed mailing label with Priority postage
Cards to reach me in Wisconsin before June 25. Turn around time dependent on the number of participants but hopefully right away. I will provide the return boxes/envies.
9) When you sign up for the swap I will e-mail you my mailing address! Have fun! These should be classics!

I emailed ya!! ;)

[Sara in WI]

Jennrn:
Yes! We have a thread in the Swaps forum under Quirky sayings, posted by me, Sara in WI. We'd love to have you join us!

[MrsEknoid]

subscribing to this thread -

gotta keep this handy

[3 Little Love Bugs]

Subscribing...lots of summer birthdays coming up!! LOL!

[conniemacko]

NO FAIR! I can't find the thread for the swap! Searched under both Sara's screen name and 'quirky'.... are you hiding from me? Did Kathy tell you to?!

I wanna play!

Perhaps someone would post a link?

[Sara in WI]

Oh, Connie! We want you to play, too. I think that the posts just go so fast over there that it is hard to find the one that you're looking for sometimes!
It is under SWAP and then Cards.

I copied and will paste the URL to see if it works!

Forums at Splitcoaststampers

Sara

[alkinftm]

Oh my stars - THANK YOU! I really needed a laugh today :-)

I'll attempt to be of some help when my brain gets back into working gear...lol

[shirolives]

From a bumper sticker that made me cry:

Come on over to the dark side............we have cookies.

[conniemacko]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sara in WI

Oh, Connie! We want you to play, too. I think that the posts just go so fast over there that it is hard to find the one that you're looking for sometimes!
It is under SWAP and then Cards.

I copied and will paste the URL to see if it works!

Forums at Splitcoaststampers

Sara

Thanks! I found you... but I tried the search again and got no hits either way! I seem to have problems with the search function... It didn't even indicate that you made the post above!

[tillyhead]

I didn't find it when i searched either... But I found it through the link.

[mymj]

these are S W W W E E E E E T T T! How fun

[sprtchick]

Here is my husbands favorite:
Farting is an art inside: congratulations Rembrandt.

[Pinky66]

subscribing to this FAB thread!

[tillyhead]

Pinky-

join us in a swap... Check it out here:

Forums at Splitcoaststampers

p.s I'll be traveling to ottawa next weekend for my son's hockey tournament

[stampin4smiles]

You girls are tooo funny!!! I saved most of these sayings! Thanks for the laughs!

[babyboxermom]

I bought a stamp over the weekend that says "The bigger the hair, the closer to God." Being from Texas, I HAD to have it!!!

[Sara in WI]

I just bought a stamp that says, "You can lead me to the kitchen but you can't make me cook." Now that is me!

[Sara in WI]

We have room for one more in the Quirky Sayings swap....Join us?

Details are in a previous post and also on the Card Swap forum.

email me at [email protected]

[shirolives]

Quote:

Originally Posted by babyboxermom

"The bigger the hair, the closer to God."

OMG! How funny is this!!!! ROFLMAO

tfs

[victorial]

Quote:

Originally Posted by shirolives

From a bumper sticker that made me cry:

Come on over to the dark side............we have cookies.

I LOVE this. Now I have to find a cookie stamp. Hilarious

[tillyhead]

just got an email with these:

Pregnancy Q &A &more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby
move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a
baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that
sometimes she's borderline

irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll
feel during labor, but pre ssure.

Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called
an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery
room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to
you.

Q: Is there anyt hing I should avoid while recovering
from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife
begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

[tillyhead]

MY HUSBAND BOUGHT ME A MOOD RING THE OTHER DAY. WHEN I'M IN A GOOD MOOD IT TURNS GREEN. WHEN I'M IN A BAD MOOD, IT LEAVES A RED MARK ON HIS FOREHEAD.

[StampBee]

Quote:

Originally Posted by tillyhead

MY HUSBAND BOUGHT ME A MOOD RING THE OTHER DAY. WHEN I'M IN A GOOD MOOD IT TURNS GREEN. WHEN I'M IN A BAD MOOD, IT LEAVES A RED MARK ON HIS FOREHEAD.

ROTFLMAO!! :twisted:

[stamptherapy2]

- They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like mascara.
- They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like bike helmets.
- They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like government bonds.
- They take so long to mature.

Men are like parking spots.
- The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.

Just found these! ROFL...


Men are like copiers.
- You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like lava lamps.
- Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like bank accounts.
- Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like high heels.
- They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like curling irons.
- They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

[stamptherapy2]

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.

Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.

You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

I don't mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more cheese.

Age is important only if you're cheese or wine.

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby.

Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.

[Dragonbutterfly]

I am SO bad at putting anything inside my cards! I draw a blank half the time. I have a notebook somewhere, (I think it's in the car but I could be wrong I will have to look) when I go to a store I stop and browse the card section, when I see a saying I like I pull out my little notebook and jot it down. Cheating? I'm sure it is. :mrgreen: When I find it I will post some of them. However I am still going to subscribe to this thread...LOL more cheating...LOL

[victorial]

This is a joke I heard on the TV show 'Scrubs'.

Honey, you're not old until your bra size goes from a 34B to a 40 long.

I'm still laughing a week later.

[StampBee]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonbutterfly

I am SO bad at putting anything inside my cards! I draw a blank half the time. I have a notebook somewhere, (I think it's in the car but I could be wrong I will have to look) when I go to a store I stop and browse the card section, when I see a saying I like I pull out my little notebook and jot it down. Cheating? I'm sure it is. :mrgreen: When I find it I will post some of them. However I am still going to subscribe to this thread...LOL more cheating...LOL

OMG, I thought I was the only one who did that!?! :twisted:

[Sara in WI]

Yeah! I heard that on Scrubs, too and had to run to the bathroom I was laughing so hard!


"Honey, you're not old until your bra size goes from a 34B to a 40 long."

[denidill]

subscribing...fun thread!

[renaissancegeer]

Okay here are some:
You know what you're getting for your birthday? OLD.

"To me, old ages is alwys fifteen years older than I am" - Bernard Baruch

"Life is what happens when your busy making other plans" -Soren Kirkegaard

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out" - Walter Winchell

"Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: what they like is to be a man's last romance" - Oscar Wilde

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence" - H.L. Mencken

"Keep the eyes open before marriage and half shut afterward" - Thomas Fuller


And from Birthday Banter (one of my favourite sets):
We may not be tadpoles anymore but at least we haven't croaked!

[Sara in WI]

"And from Birthday Banter (one of my favourite sets):
We may not be tadpoles anymore but at least we haven't croaked![/QUOTE]


heehee....that's one of my fav's, too! (Only I spell it "favorite.")

Sara

[dixie123ca]

just subscribing so I can come back later and read them all Such an awesome thread!
nadine

[lazylizard]

I recently visited Roswell with a sci-fi friend and here's the cute quotes I saw:

What happens in Roswell, stays CLASSIFIED!

on a bumper sticker: Buckle up, it makes it more difficult for the aliens to suck you out of the car!

Here;s some others I've remembered in my past:

Never ask a man where he is from. If he's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, you'll embarass him.

Before you give someone a piece of your mind, make sure you can operate with the piece you have left.

It's hard to remember the objective was to drain the swamp when you're up to your *** in alligators.

[Sara in WI]

Thanks, Liz. I have just the stamps that I need for the Buckle Up/Alien quote! (off to find stamps)

[LadyHawk]

Rox71, Your saying are too funny. I am rolling and they kids want to know what is so funny.

Bunny

[LadyHawk]

Quote:

Originally Posted by tillyhead

MY HUSBAND BOUGHT ME A MOOD RING THE OTHER DAY. WHEN I'M IN A GOOD MOOD IT TURNS GREEN. WHEN I'M IN A BAD MOOD, IT LEAVES A RED MARK ON HIS FOREHEAD.

Laughing out loud. Too freakin' funny!

Bunny

[Batavia-Soprano]

I absolutely love these! They're all too funny! I am subscribing to this thread just to keep them in mind.