Anti-Valentines Day Card Ideas

[troopersma]

I'm looking for words that could be used for those friends who aren't in love or have recently gone through a break up. I found a few on the web and I'll share those but am looking for other ideas...

"Nothing says 'I love you' like saturated fat and sl*** lingerie."

"Love is like a box of chocolates. It's sweet at first, and then you wanna puke!"

"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Cupid is Stupid and So Are You" (guess that's more for the ex)

"Love bytes" (with computer image)

I know you ladies can come up with better ideas! So put your thinking caps on and get sarcastic and then come back and post a reply! Thanks.

[SophieLaFontaine]

Well, I found a poem with lots of BAD WORDS (so don't continue to read if you are offended by bad words - I know SCS censored them out, but you can easily guess which ones they are) :




Anti-Valentines Day Poem
Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all that **** for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove something up Cupid's ***.
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Cause I think this love thing is a crock of ****.
So, here's my story... what else can I say?
Love bites my ***... **** Valentines Day!


Here is the link (DO NOT CLICK if you are offended by bad words!!!!):
http://www.coolquotescollection.com/Black29.aspx

[SuG]

heard your wife left you,
how upset you must be.
But don't fret about ti...
She moved in with me.

Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
What the he** was I thinking?

I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love,
after having met you...
I've changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought religion into my life,
I never believed in He** until I met you


As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.

When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me,
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise

We have been friends for a very long time...
Let's say we stop.

[SuG]

I have some more, I cant' get onto my old computer to find them now.
I will try to post later.

[troopersma]

Love it! Keep 'em coming.

[odie1]

Subbing. Too funny!

[Badger53186]

It is better to have loved and lost....

......than to live with that psycho for the rest of your life!

[kt3]

ha!! very fun idea to make people laugh & smile on a sometimes hard day to be single. what a good friend you are! good luck

[JulieHRR]

*chuckling*

[ThatGirlThere]

HaaHaaa way too funny ladies!! Love them all

[StampingShawn]

These are great...perfect for my newly single friend! Thanks for starting this thread.