funny, silly, goofy words you use instead of swearing!

[dairy queen]

i know that i've done this before, but i need to update my vocabulary!!!
what kind of other words do you use instead of "swear" words?
or even any funny words you like to use to describe somthing or someone. i like them all!!!! and i've learned a lot from you all!!!

[Novell]

I'm not very exciting...I mostly will say something like, "Oh, phooey!"

[KalaKitty]

Subbing to expand my vocabulary.

[eaparham]

"Son of a Biscuit" "Cheese and Rice" "Oh, Fudge"

[showmestamper]

My grandfather used to say "Rats!" or "aww, nuts!"

Grandma would say "butterscotch!"

Spongebob has some funny ones...."Barnacles!" and 'Fish Paste!"

[EHeeger]

I often use son of a biscuit!

[nancystamps]

schmoogies.

[stamper1996]

If I'm mad I'll say "that just burns my biscuits!"

[LVstamper]

Hubby says, "Jiminey Crickets"
That just cracks me up, I'm always thinking, "well, what did he ever do to you?"

[911operator]

I use "oh sugar!" instead of "oh ____". I've stolen some of the British sayings such as "flamin' Nora!" or "flamin' heck!".

[dairy queen]

these are great! how about some funny words we call each other. "silly pidly woo woo", "goof nugget", "cuku bananas"


i also like to say "shut the frrrrrrrront dooooooor" i love getting people with that one!

[chef2die4]

Well, peapods! (don't know where I got it from...)

One of my relatives used to say "ravintolassa!" Claimed it was cussing in Finnish. Who knows. She was Scottish...

[wright1]

I say "dookie" instead of sh** alot.

My favorite when driving is "donkey" instead of jack***.

Son of a motherless goat slips out often too.

[shelsmom]

My grandma used to say " horse hockey"" and "horse feathers" and "crunchy poop" instead of sh**. I catch myself saying "" holy CRAP" all the time from watching Everybody Loves Raymond, Frank says it all the time on the show.

[stamper_carol]

For me - it's Fluffernuts!

[53queenbee]

fudgecakes, blittherynibbit, poopyscoop.

From ELRaymond--I do call my hubby and idiot all the time now. Trust me, he does the stupidest stuff EVER. Like tonight when my cell phone died, I asked him how to turn on a spare cell phone similar to his, only black. He tells me he didn't know how since his was red.

idiot.

[kdawn]

I say flippin', got that from Coronation Street. Lately started saying Gee crumb. Don't know where that came from, but my dss find it funny.

[cherylstamps]

Fiddle Sticks! Ships and Giggles! Oh for Pete's sake!

[Disneywed]

fudge and sugar...but I keep saying "crap on a cookie!" can't stop that one and if someone seriously stupid does something driving, I usually can't stop the "sob" from coming out. I've tried to ise the Johnny Dangerously variations, but they are too close to the real thing.

[jbcmom]

I tend to use Mother Trucker alot at work

[kerrylynn]

Sugar Honey Ice Tea for s*** came from one of the kids movies but I forget which one!!

[rockie1]

Our oldest son used to make up words when he wanted to swear and knew that he shouldn't. I find myself using his favorite -clownshoes, hot peppers, and haystacks. The words never reall fit in with things and made everyone laugh.

[lisha_1988]

I think i use "oh firetruck" a lot lol

[Busyb]

I say"poop on a stick"

[stampforariethan]

I usually say Shooby Darn! Shucksters! Flibberty Jibbit! Cracker Jacks! Although lately, I have been letting more of the real words slip out! Luckily, I have an 11 year old dd that doesn't repeat them and usually ends up scolding me for not picking a more creative child friendly word! LOL I gotta love her. Growing up, all of the friends I hung out with were guys, so by the time I was her age, I had a mouth like a sailor(Only around my friends, of course) I'm proud of her for sticking to her guns and catching me when I let one slip!

[mrussom]

This isn't swearing but my sister in law got us started on saying "for crying out the window". Makes me laugh when I hear it for some reason.

[DebbieK54]

Originally Posted by stamper1996

If I'm mad I'll say "that just burns my biscuits!"

I have to admit after reading all the words and then came across this one I sat here at my desk and got really hysterically tickled. I will definitely have to use this one!!!!!!

[MochaMama]

Because I can't ever think of "good stuff" to use, I usually say "Ohhh Noodles!" or "Pickle Farts"... The "Noodles" came up because of my niece becoming a parrot. The "Pickle Farts" I'm not sure where I got. This is a great thread!

[dairy queen]

these are great guys!!!!!
i like to say "well doesn't that just bruise your banana"
and my hubby got a kick out of "crunchy poop"

[cindy nagel]

Fudgesicles!

[StampRev]

I like what the cowboys on the Amazing Race were always saying last season -

"Good Gravy"

[4Laura]

a couple of my favourites ~
cheese sticks
holy snappin' turtles

[Cynamom]

CRAPSICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

[Cynamom]

Originally Posted by Busyb

I say"poop on a stick"

This one is SO funny. It went around my daughter's school when she was in 6th grade, and she SWORE she started it! LOL

[cathpar]

I always say 'Oh Knickers'. When my daughter was toddling it just came out one day and she giggled so much she wet herself - she's 15 now and still laughs, except when I tell the story of her wetting herself.....hee!!!
This is a great thread, lets keep it going xxxxxxxxx

[dairy queen]

my 5 yr. old is now saying "oh swizzle stickks" and "bisquits and gravy"....
it could be worse.....

[SuG]

I call people bozos when they are driving like an idiot (the kids love it and don't feel they have had a real ride in the car until they hear it - sometimes they applaud LOL!)
I say oh carp instead of crap, but we have a new choir director who's last name is Carp I am trying to stop saying it.
fudgescicles

[dairy queen]

i like bozo!!!!!!
now my 5 yr old is always saying "oh scribble busquits" too funny!

[SuG]

my dh says eishckabagle (that is spelled as phonetically as I could figure it!)

[cletracloversgirl]

I say ......................OOPSIE!