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funny, silly, goofy words you use instead of swearing!
i know that i've done this before, but i need to update my vocabulary!!!
what kind of other words do you use instead of "swear" words?
or even any funny words you like to use to describe somthing or someone. i like them all!!!! and i've learned a lot from you all!!!
__________________ DEANNE mom to 4 stampers in training Kaylee-16 Delaney-13 Emily-5 Sadie- 2/22/11 Lbs. lost 108 on WW, total Lbs lost 143
My grandma used to say " horse hockey"" and "horse feathers" and "crunchy poop" instead of sh**. I catch myself saying "" holy CRAP" all the time from watching Everybody Loves Raymond, Frank says it all the time on the show.
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From ELRaymond--I do call my hubby and idiot all the time now. Trust me, he does the stupidest stuff EVER. Like tonight when my cell phone died, I asked him how to turn on a spare cell phone similar to his, only black. He tells me he didn't know how since his was red.
fudge and sugar...but I keep saying "crap on a cookie!" can't stop that one and if someone seriously stupid does something driving, I usually can't stop the "sob" from coming out. I've tried to ise the Johnny Dangerously variations, but they are too close to the real thing.
Our oldest son used to make up words when he wanted to swear and knew that he shouldn't. I find myself using his favorite -clownshoes, hot peppers, and haystacks. The words never reall fit in with things and made everyone laugh.
I usually say Shooby Darn! Shucksters! Flibberty Jibbit! Cracker Jacks! Although lately, I have been letting more of the real words slip out! Luckily, I have an 11 year old dd that doesn't repeat them and usually ends up scolding me for not picking a more creative child friendly word! LOL I gotta love her. Growing up, all of the friends I hung out with were guys, so by the time I was her age, I had a mouth like a sailor(Only around my friends, of course) I'm proud of her for sticking to her guns and catching me when I let one slip!
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Because I can't ever think of "good stuff" to use, I usually say "Ohhh Noodles!" or "Pickle Farts"... The "Noodles" came up because of my niece becoming a parrot. The "Pickle Farts" I'm not sure where I got. This is a great thread!
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I always say 'Oh Knickers'. When my daughter was toddling it just came out one day and she giggled so much she wet herself - she's 15 now and still laughs, except when I tell the story of her wetting herself.....hee!!!
This is a great thread, lets keep it going xxxxxxxxx
I call people bozos when they are driving like an idiot (the kids love it and don't feel they have had a real ride in the car until they hear it - sometimes they applaud LOL!)
I say oh carp instead of crap, but we have a new choir director who's last name is Carp I am trying to stop saying it.