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Old 10-30-2011, 08:41 AM   #161
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Another chuckle....


CAN COLD WATER CLEAN DISHES?

A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural
area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather
prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon.

He noticed a film like substance on his plate and he questioned his
grandfather...."are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get
them, so go on and finish your meal".

That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for
lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate and a substance
that looked like dried egg yolks..... so he ask again,

"Are you sure these plates are clean"?

Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather said,

"I told you before; those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.
Now don't ask me about it anymore!"

As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't let
him pass so he said,

"Grandfather, your dog won't let me out".

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on
TV his grandfather shouted,

"COLDWATER, Go lay down~!"
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The coldwater joke - ewwwww!!!!

My bro got a foot of snow in CT. We got a few inches, but not too bad. It is bright and sunny today, but only in the 40s.

Went to church and had a great bunch of kids. It is amazing how my attitude can change with the addition of a few good ones! And the two new sisters brought another friend. And the parents want to get involved. God Bless them!!!! Really changes my whole outlook!

I think I'm going to stamp this afternoon. I do keep coming up with a few other items I "need". I wasn't going to place an order this quarter because some friends actually put in a big order that met my quota. But I think I "need" some things. We shall see if I can hold out!
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Dear Joanne,

Thank you for my birthday card. I got it yesterday. I like the teddy bear on the front and all the bright colors. Mommy said you made it just for me.

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hope you all are having a great Sunday

made a few cards today i need to get started on my christmas cards.

hope you all have a great week, heading to a Trunk or Treat tonight with a friend and her kiddos.
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Old 10-30-2011, 02:23 PM   #165
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hope you all are having a great Sunday

made a few cards today i need to get started on my christmas cards.

hope you all have a great week, heading to a Trunk or Treat tonight with a friend and her kiddos.


Have fun!!
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NEW THREAD:

***Misfit Monday (10-31-11)***
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