10-30-2011, 08:41 AM
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Reisterstown, Maryland
CAN COLD WATER CLEAN DISHES?
A man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural
area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his grandfather
prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon.
He noticed a film like substance on his plate and he questioned his
grandfather...."are these plates clean?"
His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get
them, so go on and finish your meal".
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for
lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate and a substance
that looked like dried egg yolks..... so he ask again,
"Are you sure these plates are clean"?
Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather said,
"I told you before; those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them.
Now don't ask me about it anymore!"
As he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't let
him pass so he said,
"Grandfather, your dog won't let me out".
Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on
TV his grandfather shouted,
"COLDWATER, Go lay down~!"